Britney Spears coming to her senses

Britney Spears is the shit.

51 – I agree with 80% of your post. Lose the “the” and it would be perfect.

Ahh good old dipshit Britney. Your baby is your religion now? Just when I thought that kid’s life couldn’t get any more fucked. Assuming he makes it to grade school, I think the messiah will be getting his ass kicked fairly regularly.

^ minus “the”.

“I no longer study Kaballah [sic], my baby is my religion.”

Hmm. Study. Therein lies the source of Britney’s failure to stay with her religion. When was the last time this numbcunt studied anything other than Chester Cheetah’s Magic Word Find?

Although the idea of a rabbi strangling her while saying “I find your lack of faith disturbing” is really funny.

hey megan…you’re sooo hot…i love the pix of you accepting the spelling bee award…are you into anal????

Give Fatney a break she thought Kabalah was that tasty greek food you eat off a stick.

Oops, she did it again…
She played with his cock,
Got lost in the the shame,

Ooh- she thinks she’s in love,
Poked holes in K’s glo-o-o-ove,
He rubbed her clit-or-is.

Oh, wait…I have another one! Wanna here it, here it goes…

Oops, Sean fell on his head,
But no, he’s not dead,
Just re-ee-tar-ded,

(Oh baby, baby)
Ooh – you think she’s a slut,
Just look at her gu-u-u-ut,
She’s knocked – up – once again.

*The little fuck is kinda cute, though, I’ll give her that.*

55 She is into Anal. She is well aware that she can get the sex as long as no one has to look at her face.

So, if her baby is her religion, will she then have two religions once the other half-breed is born?

Oh, I bet Eden is happy now that the Gentiles have Britney back…although, I’d say that the Jews won in this case, considering how trashy Britney is….Oh, by the way, Eden, you are a fucking cuntrag.

Britney, you may be fucktarded but you still managed to turn out one cute kid. Too bad he’s pretty much screwed…with old K-Spend around he’ll just have 2 dumb parents and no $$$

She looks like Ashlee Simpson.
Of course Sean Preston has a dented head, he’s K-Fed’s baby too remember.

OH well, easy come easy go.

OK, so where’s Duckboy? I can’t believe all this badmouthing Britney and the guy doesn’t show up to defend her honor like Zorro.

Hey eden, if you hate Jews so much, I’d love to send you a one-way ticket to Iraq. Last time I checked, everything but Islam was outlawed. I’m sure you feel right at home. Make sure you go outside without you head covered. The men love that. Maybe you can take a suicide boming class. Bitch.

Wow…I can’t believe Madonna kicked her out of her club.

#39 Whoa Italian gelding, I am Megan’s new face and spokesmodel. I will be handling all new comments regarding Megan Harris, thank you.

Fake boobs, fake hair, fake tan…fake baby? Is there anything about her that is real?

FEDEROLOGY – the new religion sweeping Hollywood. If you want to be an ignorant hillbilly cunt that loves Cheetos, sign up now!!!
All it costs is about $150 million to support a worthless, ugly fuck of a husband, your career and your once-hot body. Oh, and your soul will be eternally damned, almost forgot that one. FEDEROLOGY, catch it now!

maybe brit’s babe is really damien, born to promote The Omen 3 which drops 6/6/06 y’all!

When she was handed the baby she asked, How do I know it’s really mine?

Fucktard

And she’s using the same skin colorist as Jessica.
Capture her and Jess, boil em down, TADA, Marmalade.

Because worshipping your child is much more intelligent.

that headband would almost look Chanel-esque if she blunt cut her bangs. short.and i have to say, that’s the first picture i’ve seen where you son actually looks cute, so maybe praying at the temple of sean preston is working for her.

in fact, i want to run and get my Gingher embroidery scissors right now and snip snip snip. there’s potential, i KNOW it.

Oops, she did it again…

http://news.aol.com/entertainment/music/articles/_a/another-parental-faux-pas-for-britney/20060516093809990001

maybe SP is really xenu.

oh, no, what, that would be brooke’s kid, wouldn’t it?

WTF happened to this site? i go away for a few days and there’s more trolls than a fairy tale!

Actually, I think her saying that her baby is her religion is about the most intelligent thing she’s ever said. A very philosophical comment that. Let’s hope she practices this religioin a little better than she practiced Kabbalah….although I doubt it if what’s happened with that pickled punk so far is any indication.

Britney is a PERFORMER. Thats why there are a million girls with singing ability who will never have half her fame…she knows how to grab a crowd and entertain them again and again. She knows what she is, and she works it. I wish ppl would qwuit trying to pigeon-hole things and fail to recongnize that there are different types of singers and entertainment. We need differences…or life would be boring!