I’m actually surprised to be writing this post because, for a while there, Britney Spears was on a one-woman crusade against undergarments and physical fitness. But it’s amazing what simply wearing a bra can do. In fact, I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I think I love Britney Spears’ breasts. Ha ha! Wow, that’s exhilarating. It’s sort of like jumping out of a plane. I love Britney Spears’ breasts, everybody! WOO-HOO!
But, in all seriousness, I hope Britney Spears appreciates my enthusiasm. There’s no greater compliment you can give a woman than “Hey, nice rack.” Chivalry: it’s what’s for dinner.
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#48. Exactly. You’re so used to seeing her vomit worthy state that you people think THIS is good. Look at her pudge dough sausage arms for fucks sake she’s still fat and she looks aged, ragged, dirty, smelly, and fucking beat. She’s such a walking proactive add too with her perma chincne (chin acne).
Why can’t she who shall not be named just disappear into the “where are they now obscurity?” she so clearly belongs in. Remember when idiot stars would just vanish when they became useless and irrelevant, but now with the ishit faced paparazzi (which celebs are responsible for BTW, when you act like a spectacle you’ll get treated like one) these loosers never stop being famous and NEVER go away. It’s so bizarre to see a total hasbeen getting so much attention, is this the nrew face of fame; the freaks are the famous. It wasn’t like this in the old days.
PLEASE take the political commentary elsewhere. please?
i like brit’s jeans. yeah… that’s about it. needs some dawn on that greasy head.
true religion tank top YAAAAAAAAAY true religion jeans yaaaaaay
I’ve often noticed that the writer for The Superficial gets a lot of hate from his readers so I thought I’d put my positive review in words so that they could know that not everyone who reads their blog is negative when it comes to reviewing their obsession with it.
I don’t really follow the tabloid culture or go to papparazzi sites but I’ve always found the humour at The Superficial to be unrivalled. You’re a constantly witty and funny writer. Kudos.
1.)to pete:your posts shrink a fellow’s dick and fuses a gal’s vagina shut, quit posting, you imbecile, and jump out a twelfth story window.
2.)remember, folks you hit that clam, you marry that clam. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. Isn’t this a month with a “R” in it? Oh, good.
Jeez, but that is one fat, chunky, slab o’ arm! Looks like a ham hock! YIKES! FA-AT! Fat arm! EW!
#51 I have to agree with you. Everyone who has seen her has been used to seeing her in vomit-like states. Here, she is in a less than vomit-like state. But make no mistake, she does NOT look good. Her hair is unwashed, uncombed, unruly, and looks rats-nesty and greasy. Gross. Behind her sunglasses, it looks like she has ugly, lazy eyes. She has zits on her face. She has a massively fat, beastly, obese arm, (or arms, I should say–I can only see one, but if you have one massive fat, beastly, obese arm, it only stands to reason that you have two as well). Sorry to burst Britney fans’ bubbles, but yuck.
See, Pete! Not everyone agrees with you! It’s about that silly Britney, NOT about your bajillion long diatribe about an interview with Sarah Palin.
You are kind of angry. I wasn’t being mean, but hey, after all is said and done, this is “The Superficial”. And it’s funny, and I like Fish’s comments, they KILL, they are so funny.
Lighten up, and don’t forget to vote! I’m betting your an Obama man…………wild guess……………….:)
Oh, OK, I can’t help it. Read THE COMMUNINIST MANIFESTO. Obama could have written it. He’s scary and sneaky and has no leadership skills, any more than that PLAGERIST Joe Biden, (does ANYONE remember? I do, and I was LITTLE!)… or EVEN maybe, your NEW most hated person, Sarah Palin!
“Happy days are here again…..” eh…whatever. Britney looks OK. Next topic.
Im starting to get alittle jealous of her again.. Shes looking great!!! Good for her..
You guys give Pete some slack.
You see, Pete tries to air his “views” on political sites, where they are appropriate, but he isn’t up to REAL political debate. The people there tear him a new corn chute whenever he posts.
So he comes here where, for some reason only known to him, he thinks his political views will be more accepted.
Imagine his surprise when he is told to take his political posts for a long walk on a short pier.
By the way Pete, we’d say the same thing to you even if your dumb ass was posting stuff with a conservative slant. And what we would say is: “Go fuck yourself, it isn’t welcome here”.
i wanna lick her new bodyguard from head to toe, not leaving anything out.
YEP FOLKS, there is indeed more misery to come!!
#8
What in the hell does that have to do with this post.
This site used to be about crapping on these idiot celebrities, but lately every unhinged moron keeps screaming about Republicans, Palin family, etc. Why dont you go hang around Daily Kos with the rest of the losers.
The Republicans have been systematically allowing their Zionist Master Elite Bankers to ass rape our very industrial core for their glorious profit which is quite manly and all what with all the genocidal wars in the middle east.
Those who support this will see in the coming years that they have erred grievously when the cost of food, water, fuel, electricity have risen ruinously. Not to mention the lack of employment and spiralling debt passed on to the dying middle class.
You people are truly the lowest possible state of humanity and should be bred out of existence. No offense by the way.
May your kind one day be sterilized.
Praise be to the annointed (crocodile greased).
#64, this is a CELEBRITY FUNNY Bashing dry wit (sometimes) laugh out loud place.
Go take your horrible, scary, serial killer rants someplace else.
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Being a woman, I don’t notice the rack.
Just the FUCKING RATTY HEAD.
How many years is it now? How much money. Bitch still puts that shit on top of her head like she’s on the way to the gas station. Shit, even I comb my hair before I go to the nasty gas stop.
When I see her out for 6 months consistently with combed and groomed hair, I’ll then believe she’s “recovered”.