I’m actually surprised to be writing this post because, for a while there, Britney Spears was on a one-woman crusade against undergarments and physical fitness. But it’s amazing what simply wearing a bra can do. In fact, I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I think I love Britney Spears’ breasts. Ha ha! Wow, that’s exhilarating. It’s sort of like jumping out of a plane. I love Britney Spears’ breasts, everybody! WOO-HOO!
But, in all seriousness, I hope Britney Spears appreciates my enthusiasm. There’s no greater compliment you can give a woman than “Hey, nice rack.” Chivalry: it’s what’s for dinner.
Photos: INFdaily.com
minniememe | September 19, 2008 at 2:33 pm
have to give her credit, she’s looking a bit better. but for God’s sake take off those Jackie O glasses
James | September 19, 2008 at 2:34 pm
I WOULD SO HIT THAT
charlotte | September 19, 2008 at 2:34 pm
first?
Slut | September 19, 2008 at 2:35 pm
I agree that she is looking better….but damn does she need to wash that hair
HankTheDwarf | September 19, 2008 at 2:36 pm
No scarred-up beaver? No dirty, hairy butthole pics?
Butthole beaver.
e | September 19, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Personally, I’m much more excited that she took off that hideous pink plastic sports watch. But the boobs are nice too.
minniememe | September 19, 2008 at 2:38 pm
@4 Slut, do you think she’s worried her extensions will fall out?
pete | September 19, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Speaking of great moms…so, Sarah and Todd Palin both are out on the campaign trail. Their kids are back in Alaska. Who’s taking care of them? Probably the older daughters, which has been the case since she was elected governor (as we know now, Todd was usually present in the gov’s office, copied on emails, and frequently made calls to legislators on behalf of Sarah…so he wasn’t home, obviously…it’s also why he won’t testify in the abuse-of-power investigation being run by an 8:5 REPUBLICAN majority legislative council). No wonder the 17-year-old was looking for a way out. Poor kids.
rough daddy | September 19, 2008 at 2:43 pm
I know what she did last summer, to put it mildly,,,she really derailed her career, no interest here…
emmyem | September 19, 2008 at 2:45 pm
Yeas, hair washing is in order, but she’s probably worried about pulling out her hair extensions….which are just now starting to look like HAIR.
I knew she would come back. How did I know? I don’t know! I just……had this feeling.
Not that I think she’s all that talented or all that anything………but with Sam Lutfischiessenbein out of the picture, I think she stood a chance.
she’s looking pretty OK. Deserving of those MTV pity awards? Nah…..but hey, they are just some moon men statues…………and I love a “comeback”…don’t we all?
No? Well, anyhooooo…………back to Amy Winehouse, while talented, will NEVER be OK again, she’s going to die.
Sad.
MORE IMPORTANTLY (sorry for the all caps there), let’s all get crossbows and dip the arrows in the ebola virus and shoot Heidi and Spencer for a whole day, and then, draw and quarter them, and then, put their heads on a street sign on Sunset Boulevard.
OK?
Does this sound harsh? :)
Bigheadmike | September 19, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Definately Lickable….
i read my moms playboy | September 19, 2008 at 2:47 pm
fuck it i would do her
Slut | September 19, 2008 at 2:47 pm
#7 I think she might be afraid of the extensions falling out, but lets be honest here, those bad boys have been in her hair since she started to get peach fuzz back on her shaven head….I don’t think a blow torch would get those things out.
emmyem | September 19, 2008 at 2:49 pm
Oh, hey Pete…I do respect your right to vote for whom you want to, but this subject about Britney…man, you segued into the Sara Palin bashing ……it just….doesn’t work. It was kinda…………not about Britney or anything. I’m a Libertarian….and I keep that to myself USUALLY…but c’mon, Pete!
Fish, quit with this political stuff!
Star Bashing is FUN!
pete | September 19, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Just a comment about two moms who ditch their kids. 100% on topic.
Hey Charlotte! Yeah! #3! I'm talkin' to you honey! | September 19, 2008 at 2:58 pm
I’d like to erase Brit from my memory, please.
I’d also like to take every single goddamned annoying motherfucking cock-eating shit-licking ass-rimming old-man-feltching fist-fucking piece of fucked up pathetic diarreah coming out of the ass of an old syphilis infected boxcar hobo motherfucker who types “FIRST”, and rip their intestines out their asshole and make them eat it.
Rant | September 19, 2008 at 3:00 pm
One day she seems “fuck” worthy, and the next day nut so much.
veggi | September 19, 2008 at 3:00 pm
First!!
joe m | September 19, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Britney always has been beautiful and still is.
Let’s hope she doesn’t become anorexic like so many others have.
OC Dee | September 19, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Cleavage never goes out of style!
havoc | September 19, 2008 at 3:09 pm
She looks better. But still a head case, no style and her cootch probably smells like an ashtray…..
.
Richard McBeef | September 19, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Rough Daddy – I don’t understand why people even post after you have left your mark. Your satire and wit exceeds all and is an impossible act to follow. Most of us can only dream of the coherency of you leave in your comments. The fact that you are the only person conceived through anal sex is a testament to the struggles that you have overcome only to bless us all with your comments on thesuperficial.com.
Fed Up | September 19, 2008 at 3:15 pm
#8:
You stupid, cocksucking dung spewing liberal piece of shit, take your off-topic sewage someplace else.
raoulduke357 | September 19, 2008 at 3:15 pm
Well I agree that the boobs are looking large and in charge, but there isn’t much in the way of cleavage in these shots…
Jayger | September 19, 2008 at 3:19 pm
It cannot go unremarked that #22 was funnier than shit.
emmyem | September 19, 2008 at 3:20 pm
Pete, you are NOT “100% on topic. I wasn’t either. At least admit that! “Ditch their kids”. Right. Give me a break.
veggi | September 19, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Marry me Richard McBeef..
Jayger | September 19, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Shit, I was gonna call dibs, veggi
Back Door Billy | September 19, 2008 at 3:27 pm
I would ass rape her, and then make her lick my cock clean.
annie hamilton | September 19, 2008 at 3:28 pm
http://www.youtube.com/v/U4-TZspqlOs&hl
in response to the attacks on Palin, here is some information on Obama!!!! suck on THAT liberals!
annie hamilton | September 19, 2008 at 3:28 pm
http://www.youtube.com/v/U4-TZspqlOs&hl
in response to the attacks on Palin, here is some information on Obama!!!! suck on THAT liberals!
annie hamilton | September 19, 2008 at 3:29 pm
http://www.youtube.com/v/U4-TZspqlOs&hl
in response to the attacks on Palin, here is some information on Obama!!!! suck on THAT liberals!
rough daddy | September 19, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Mc kweef? I see you took 2 weeks of pondering to come up with a comment…A literary genius you will never be, so keep sneaking in your cubicle to see what I post every so offen…You are one more clown I have to deal with on here….
Ted from LA | September 19, 2008 at 3:38 pm
I wish someone would teach Brit to set down her fucking cell phone.
FRIST!!! | September 19, 2008 at 3:42 pm
#33 OFFEN???? Hmmm….literary genius…..hmmmmmm….spellcheck much??
Oh, and First!!!!
rough daddy | September 19, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Rough Daddy is off the cuff sweety!!!
Randal | September 19, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Wow! Britney, you look amazing! You are so beautiful. Eagerly anticipating your new album, videos and tour! You smoked them back in the day and you continue to smoke it now.
Puff, puff! xoxo
Randal
pete | September 19, 2008 at 3:43 pm
#23 – you speak like such a fine American! Yet you cannot deny physical reality: if Sarah and Todd are traveling together on the campaign and their kids are back in Alaska, they’ve ditched the kids.
Obviously it’s a source of shame for them. Here she is during an interview with her lapdog, Sean Hannity (it’s the official transcript):
HANNITY: Governor, thank you for being with us.
GOV. SARAH PALIN, VICE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE: Thank you so much.
HANNITY: All right. You said when you were asked to be Senator McCain’s running mate that you didn’t hesitate, you didn’t blink. Tell us about the call, when that came.
PALIN: Well, I found out about the actual selection just a couple of days before you guys all did. Getting that nod was quite an experience, of course, because I knew that Senator McCain and his team had been doing a heck of a lot of research and vetting of many names. So, of course, it’s the utmost honor is what I felt when he actually said, do you want to help me do this? And I said, absolutely. Let’s get in there and let’s reform. We’ll shake some things up.
HANNITY: What was your family’s reaction? Was there time to huddle and have a hockey team meeting?
PALIN: It was a time of asking the girls to vote on it, anyway. And they voted unanimously, yes. Didn’t bother asking my son because, you know, he’s going to be off doing his thing anyway, so he wouldn’t be so impacted by, at least, the campaign period here. So asked the girls what they thought and they’re like, absolutely. Let’s do this, mom.
*** AH YES, LIES, SWEET SWEET HOCKEY MOM LIES ***
Here’s the official McCain campaign account, from communications director Jill Hazelbaker on August 29, the day McCain announced the selection of Palin as his running mate:
“Governor Palin arrived with Kris Perry in Flagstaff, Arizona, on Wednesday evening. Upon arrival, Governor Palin and her longtime aide Kris Perry met with Steve Schmidt and Mark Salter of the McCain campaign at Mr. Bob Delgado’s home in Flagstaff. Mr. Delgado is the CEO of the Hensley corporation, which is Mrs. Cindy McCain’s family business. On Thursday morning, Governor Palin and staff were joined by Mrs. Cindy McCain and later joined by John McCain at the McCain family home in Sedona, Arizona. At approximately 11:00 a.m. Thursday August 28, 2008, John McCain formally invited Governor Sarah Palin to join the Republican ticket as the vice presidential nominee on the deck of the McCain family home.
Later that morning, John McCain departed for Phoenix and Governor Palin departed with staff to Flagstaff, Arizona. Governor Palin, Kris Perry, Steve Schmidt and Mark Salter proceeded to the Manchester Inn and Conference Center in Middleton, Ohio. They were checked into the hotel as the Upton Family. While there, Governor Palin’s children, who had been told they were going to Ohio to celebrate their parents’ wedding anniversary, were told for the first time that their mother would be a nominee for Vice President of the United States of America.”
***So, nice job inventing a new, much less authoritarian story, where they discuss everything as a family! Except…whoops!!! They forgot to clue in Todd about the new, family-friendly lies! Here’s a transcript of his interview with Greta van Nostril — I mean, Susteren:
VAN SUSTEREN: And so when did the kids first finally get the official word?
PALIN: When we got to Ohio.
VAN SUSTEREN: Not until then.
PALIN: Yes. The official word, yes.
VAN SUSTEREN: Because that’s a long flight between here and Ohio, where your kids are sitting there. They’ve been — their cell phones have been taken away. They think they’re going to some 20th anniversary party. Dad’s acting a little weird at that point, don’t you think?
PALIN: Yes. But I just made it a point that, Don’t ask any questions, and you know, just be ready for a surprise.
VAN SUSTEREN: So what time did you land in Ohio, about?
PALIN: I think it was about 11:00 o’clock at night.
*** Hard to see any room for “interpretation” here. But that Sarah Palin – what a charming woman! So honest! So straight-talking! I really really really like her and trust her!!! And, say, how much did you say that bridge costs????
jesus | September 19, 2008 at 3:51 pm
pete, you seem like an angry fag
God | September 19, 2008 at 3:55 pm
jesus, speak for yourself. You had women throwing themselves at you – include some real pros – and you spend all your time hanging around with 12 sausages.
rough daddy | September 19, 2008 at 3:56 pm
Mc kweef doesnt realize, no one would notice his comments if he doesnt attack roughness!
Lola | September 19, 2008 at 3:58 pm
Them shoes ain’t what’s up AT ALL
rough daddy | September 19, 2008 at 4:00 pm
I love those drive by comments from mc kweef…
Dude | September 19, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Wow, Pete #33. Looks like someone learned how to use “cut and paste”. Congratulations. Your mom would be so proud, if she were alive today and hadn’t choked on my nob last year.
Jayger | September 19, 2008 at 4:02 pm
@43 goatse boy, as usual your comments are antagonistic and off-topic. if you don’t have anything nice to say about anyone, sit next to me.
Dude | September 19, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Wow, Pete #38. Looks like someone learned how to use “cut and paste”. Congratulations. Your mom would be so proud, if she were alive today and hadn’t choked on my nob last year.
fix your stutter | September 19, 2008 at 4:17 pm
“Dude” learn to use a computer. We didn’t need to see your comment twice, especially since we’ve seen it 1000 times before.
Plobes | September 19, 2008 at 4:23 pm
she does not look good, she just doesn’t look horrifyingly awful
still a no-talent, overcompensated, uneducated piggle
to everyone so teary-eyed abouther “comeback”: worry about people with real problems, like BASEMENTCAT
Lulu | September 19, 2008 at 4:30 pm
She’s wearing the wrong size bra.. that’s all.
john | September 19, 2008 at 4:33 pm
i don’t give rat’s ass about her tits. if you have 2 babies you are bound to have tit…. tits with milk in it. she got the legs of a giant and her body type reminds me of brook hogan’s but less massive.