Britney Spears cleared of animal abuse

August 28th, 2007 // 58 Comments
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The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals is convinced that Britney Spears’ Yorkie received proper care for its broken leg, despite concerns which were raised last Friday. People Magazine reports:

The group’s Los Angeles branch “has received written confirmation from a veterinarian that Britney Spears’s dog London has received proper medical attention for a leg injury.” Questions were raised about the Yorkie’s condition on Friday, when SPCA president Madeline Bernstein confirmed to PEOPLE that officers attempted to contact the pop singer after receiving complaints that London was in a cast or had broken its leg and had not received proper care. “Over the past day or two we started receiving phone calls and e-mails from people that were concerned about the dogs” in Spears’s care, Bernstein said.

Phew! Thank God. She’s only abusing the kids. Because, for a minute there, I thought, “Wow, she is really out of control.” But now, everything is okay. I can sleep soundly at night. Small animals are not in danger. Just human children. Glad that’s cleared up.


  1. HAHAHA

    FRIST!!!

  2. Wonky

    Like Brit, PETA would be more concerned for her pets than her kids too.

  3. Mike

    #1 Jimbo you sure?

  4. veggo

    fuck. everything at my house limps. especially the wild turkey…..wait. maybe it’s the wild turkey that makes everything limp. *drinks again and shrugs shoulders* whatever.

  5. Yawn

    Blah blah. This is old news.

  6. How is the hang over this morning Veggo?

  7. jrzmommy

    Was she trying to eat it?

  8. Yes I am sure!!!

  9. Stickman

    It broke its leg when she dropped it whilst juggling the dog and the kids. See? She’s a great mum, she catches the kids.

    Someone should explain to her that juggling commitments isn’t a literal thing.

  10. veggo

    sober for 4 weeks! somebody kill me now.

  11. veggo

    juggling commintments! HA! nice one stickman!

  12. Michael Vick

    Why is she gettin’ off the hook and I ain’t?

  13. bob

    wait, didn’t the dog get a broken leg because she left the dog in a crib with the 2 babies and one of them dropped it out of the crib? is that not abuse/neglect in itself?

    you don’t leave a dog unattended with babies for both of their sake. wtf is this dumb broad thinking?

  14. Mike

    #10 Veggo, why you been sober for 4 weeks. That isn’t good.

  15. London Spears

    HELP ME! This bitch is fucking crazy! She even tried to use me as a goddam strap on! How do you think I broke my leg! Fucking crazy psycho bitch!

  16. bob

    nice new horse hair brit! clear evidence right on her head that she’s an animal abuser. disgusting bitch!!

  17. Hecubus

    ‘Dammit officer you were only supposed to plant those dead dogs at the houses of DMX and Michael Vick, why the hell did you plant one at Britney Spears’s place ?’ ‘I’m sorry sir, she sounded black on the radio’

  18. Morning Wood

    The carpet does not match the drapes…

    Always a disappointment.

  19. BaldAsBritney

    Linebacker

  20. @20

    and ugly

  21. @18

    She has carpeting? I thought she mowed the lawn. Shit, in her case, it’s a swamp.

  22. Lisa

    Having one myself, I can tell you a Yorkie IS NOT an appropriate dog for a family with small children. A Yorkie is Very, Very, fragile. I really feel bad for the dog, and wish there were restrictions on who can buy these dogs, just as there are restrictions on who can adobt children. You think Brittney would qualify for child adoption? Hell NO!

  23. gerard Vandenberg

    Is she really fucked by her Doggie?

  24. lambman

    “officers attempted to contact the pop singer after receiving complaints that London was in a cast”

    Doesn’t HAVING A CAST pretty much show that an animal is getting treatment? I mean Britney is crazy and all, but she’s more “get drunk and take off my pants” crazy not “make a plaster cast and put it on a dog” crazy

  25. mabbo

    I see the hair has been bleached blonde again! Did everyone see those pics of Brit Brit without her weave/wig on? No wonder she had to shave her head…years of processing and hair abuse. Anyway, like a lot of people, I can’t wait to see her trainwreck performance at the VMAs this year. I bet she freaks out and drops out last minute, or does show up, lip sync badly to a lame song and looks flabby in some skimpy outfit. I don’t see how her career is ever going to get back on track after the last couple years.

  26. Shining example of a browneye

    Just picturing someone signing a tiny little cast on poor un”Lucky” little London’s leg.

  27. Frick!

    Britney was probably shocked to find out that those little dogs are actually living, breathing, feeling beings and not just animated little fashion accessories… “Why y’all ain’t got no batteries down here???”

  28. FUCK PETA

    So it takes years to start an investigation of inadequate care for the kids, but only weeks for the fucking dog. But I guess that’s just fine and dandy with all the PETA-loving Barbara Streisand-sagging-FUPA-licking liberals who’ve been crying their mascara’d eyes (guys) out about the Vick case.

  29. mATT

    its time to blow up the world

    1) who cares what happens to her dog – ever see old yeller? They shoot the dog. who cares.

    2) some organization checked up on the care britney’s dog recieved? these people need to be beaten with a homeless person.

  30. I was thinking the same thing Lambman, obviously the dog was seen by a vet, what the CRAP more do people expect??? Oh yeah, for Britney Spears to stop getting wasted and steppin on her little tiny dogs and breaking them

  31. YAY BRITNEY….we believe in a comeback…

    http://www.britneyscomeback.com

  32. britt

    SHE LOOKS PRETTY!!!!!! I LOVE BRITNEY, WE ARE WAITING FOR YOUR COME BACK MY LOVE :)

  33. @32,33

    If by “comeback” you mean “cut her fat corn bread country wrists in the bathtub” I am totally with you faggots.

  34. BaldAsBritney

    If only her and Owen Wilson had had a pact…

  35. Eagle Chick

    Has anyone seen her Parakeet, K-peet, since she purchased it? I wouldn’t dismiss animal cruelty just yet!

  36. Lisa

    You people need to get a life. What if everyone watched every move you made?????????? How many of you would be in the mags? Do you really think dad is any better? Yeah Right.

  37. Ah Lisa *#37*, this is the Superficial. Look it up. We don’t come here to view bleeding hearts such as yourself, who think Britney Spears is awesome. Go to Brittwits site and join, then you can love on her all you want. Just sayin’. And for the record, I’d love if every move I made was being watched. I’m kinky like that. Plus I’m perfect. Hard life, hard life.
    I’m relieved too, that, that little pooch is okay! Just the kids being mistreated. Whew.

  38. mr. spew

    Er….PETA’s not authorized to investigate whether or not she’s negligent when it comes to people, only animals. They were there to determine whether or not her dog was being abused, and that’s what they did. So all of the clever comments here just sound stupid: “yeah, sure, they don’t care about her kids, only her dog!”. Yep, that’s right.

  39. KamUK

    How dare she call her dog after the capital city of my country, vile tart! UGH. Does she think it bestows some sort of class upon her totally classless ugly ass? I hear she is threatening to move here – Heaven forbid.

  40. Hal Itosis

    I like her crooked shades and cheap wig. Anyway, she’s mental, and probably mildly retarded. She is as beautiful and talented as this stubborn dingleberry from my morning dump…I even named it after her, as it just wouldn’t go away! But finally…

    *PLOP*

    “Buh-bye, Shitney!”

    *FLUSH*

  41. nanny

    She is well on her way to being the most hated women in America. I for one wish her godspeed on her journey. The sad thing is, if she lost a bunch of weight, got a decent wig or haircut, put out a new album and went on Good Morning America and apologized to her kids and her dog and tell everyone she found Jesus, she would once again be Queen.

  42. Danklin24

    The dog was in a cast but yet it didnt receive medical treatment? Who the hell do they think put the cast on the dog, it sure as hell wasnt Britney.

  43. mr doofus

    “er” yourself #39 – we all know what PETA’s mission is, and how single-minded the PETA pussies are. Nobody expects them to do a damn thing on behalf of people, because self-hatred is at the core of their animal love. The point was obvious: did people get more upset and act quicker on behalf of Britney’s dog or Britney’s kids? Clearly the former. Except for the hopeless PETA pussies, people have to recognize that as a sign of completely fucked up priorities in our society. But it’s exactly what all the pooch-smooching self-centered celebs want to see. Nice job supporting them. What site are we on, again?

  44. Skip Smith

    @39

    Er … PETA’s not authorized to investigate anything.

  45. Wicked Wendy

    Never really been into the pop scene since jr.high…however does anyone besides me see a patern w/child stars??…love & adoration for as long as they really remember and suddenly no one wants you anymore…don’t get me wrong…I still think LA is fucked up, not to mention the drugged out bimbos like not only Redneck, but Herpes/wonky & Firecrotch. ….. but it really has to hurt & confuse you……then again they are in love with themselves……FUCK IT….never mind….

  46. The London Taxi Driver

    Since when is trapping a dogs legs between your arsehole cheeks and snapping it like a twig not an offence?? Guess it makes a change from it’s cock I suppose

  47. MJ

    Our country’s gonna ban selling animals in shops to prevent impuls buyers.
    Wish they did the same in your country.
    And as the next step, prevent uncapable ho’s having kids in an impulse. *dream*

  48. Dogs can do anything

    The dog broke its leg when Brittney gave it control of her car while driving down the freeway. In trying to extend its leg to reach the breaks while not wanting to lose grip of the steering wheel, the Yorkie over extended itself resulting in the fracture.

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