There’s a bidding war going on (currently around $150,000) for a security tape showing Britney Spears changing into a bikini and fishnets with two dancers at New York’s One nightclub last month. The two dancers were fired after management discovered the video of them doing some “serious partying” with Britney.
“The manager said there was a tape of them,” said our spy. “Both the girls cried about it when they got fired, but they didn’t deny it. There’s a camera above the office back there that can see that whole room.”
Who would want to see Britney Spears changing into a bikini and fishnets? Five years ago maybe, but now it’d just look like some special for National Geographic. The video could be of a beached humpback whale and all the bidders would be like, “Is that? Is that Britney? Are you sure? Did she lose some weight or something?”
barryjc | March 12, 2007 at 8:15 am
lalalalala
barryjc | March 12, 2007 at 8:16 am
why isnt she dead yet?
Bronskrat T. Polecat | March 12, 2007 at 8:19 am
Yipes! I’d hit it.
danielle | March 12, 2007 at 8:20 am
What the hell is a beached humpback?
And in regards to the idiot who posted under the Snoop story:
hahaha, white people.
jrzmommy | March 12, 2007 at 8:24 am
At that price the manager should throw in his entire “personal” collection of semen-encrusted security tapes.
k naz | March 12, 2007 at 8:25 am
the paparazzi must be sucking lately cause where is some exclusive footage. those bitches can cry me a river they got a job across the street.
HerpesHilton | March 12, 2007 at 8:25 am
Can you get an STD from just looking at a photo?
veggi | March 12, 2007 at 8:26 am
Too bad she wasn’t bald then.
schack | March 12, 2007 at 8:27 am
why fire them? don’t you want your dancers to give celebrities the VIP treatment? that manager is obviously an idiot.
and, yeah, she is a celebrity. a HUGE one, in many senses of the term.
danielle | March 12, 2007 at 8:28 am
@7.
I believe so.
Sight Transmitted Disease.
Sounds about right. I better call my doctor.
ph7 | March 12, 2007 at 8:30 am
$15K for a security cam of that? Let’s hope it caught her snorting lines or hitting off of a spliff.
mrs.t | March 12, 2007 at 8:33 am
#11-coke and weed? That’s a given. What we’re hoping for is that it caught her being fisted by one of the dancers while simulatneously having heroin injected into her eye by the other.
Now THAT’s ‘serious partying’.
Lobo | March 12, 2007 at 8:38 am
#7 & #10
Human Pupiloma Virus
Tits_McGhee | March 12, 2007 at 8:39 am
Why are they selling this tape for $150,000 when they can go to Lane Bryant and see her strip her clothes off there. I’m sure she does serious partying at Lane Bryant with cakes and pies.
schack | March 12, 2007 at 8:41 am
#13- more specifically, condyloma acuminata
schack | March 12, 2007 at 8:42 am
oh…PUPILoma
hah. sorry, i’m an idiot.
condyloma acuMIRata
danielle | March 12, 2007 at 8:43 am
@16.
HA!
White-Candy | March 12, 2007 at 8:45 am
why is everyone commenting that she is “fat”?She doesn’t look any bigger than the other women.
She’s what…maybe a size 8 or 10? Nice to know you all are oh so thin and beautiful!
No wonder so many people have eating disorders and self image problems.
Fuck, get a life folks.
PrettyBaby | March 12, 2007 at 8:46 am
Maybe Britney is caught on tape giving two of the girls a “hot Earl”.
PrettyBaby | March 12, 2007 at 8:48 am
#18 – you make an important point (from your reinforced computer chair).
Fifth Stooge | March 12, 2007 at 8:50 am
Aren’t dancers who work at a club supposed to party?
schack | March 12, 2007 at 8:51 am
well, 20, somebody’s gotta be THAT person.
you honestly think we can just stop being mean and eating disorders will just go away?
the problem is that people, for the most part, DO look better when they are thinner. g’on and put that in your twat and smoke it.
whitegold | March 12, 2007 at 8:59 am
what does “serious partying” mean? The fact that she was stripping down with a bunch of girls around and doing “serious partying” leads me to believe that there was some carpet munching going on?!? That would also explain why the girls were crying, “oh please don’t let the world know that we were actually pathetic enough to eat K-Feds sloppy (and crazy) seconds”…especially for $150K, you have to think it’d be something crazy like that, right?! And then we can all know for sure that BS is in to women.
So not only does TCLTC, but BSLTP!!!
White-Candy | March 12, 2007 at 9:00 am
number 20 prettybaby? ya right, you probably look like a fucking can of worms. Reinforced chair? since when is 118 pounds in need of that? You are simply a SCANK!!!!So shut the fuck up.
Did you make that comment between sitting at your computer and taking hits off the crack pipe?
#22, if I am “that person” what do you call yourself?Oh wait,I got it now…a limp dick idiot.
You both should get a job and get off that welfare cheque you have been claiming for the past 15 years.
LOSERS!
heisthejuan | March 12, 2007 at 9:06 am
She is such a dyke.
Dean | March 12, 2007 at 9:06 am
“Y’all!” :|
jrzmommy | March 12, 2007 at 9:07 am
what were they fired for? Do the girls have to recite some morality oath to work there? I mean, look at them….this is their “uniform”.
barryjc | March 12, 2007 at 9:08 am
#24: shut up blumpkin
bigponie | March 12, 2007 at 9:08 am
The only time I’d like to see britney in fishnets is when a fishing boat is hoisting her up from the ocean.
barryjc | March 12, 2007 at 9:09 am
#24: 181 pounds with a hint of dyslexia
schack | March 12, 2007 at 9:10 am
beautiful, 30! you can’t buy wit, i tell you.
veggi | March 12, 2007 at 9:15 am
@21- aren’t dancers who work at a club supposed to be decent looking?
@29 bhahahahah
jrzmommy | March 12, 2007 at 9:18 am
18–spoken like a true fattie.
ph7 | March 12, 2007 at 9:24 am
White-Candy,
You are so heavy, that I think your post #18 just suffocated posters #19 and #20. Stop posting before the whole forum collapses under your weight.
schack | March 12, 2007 at 9:27 am
hey, #18- next time you want to complain that mean, jealous, EVIL people have taken you away from yourself, by treating you like some kind of fat-growing machine, remember that you wouldn’t be able to hope to be given yourself back in the recognition of your uniqueness and dignity (i.e. love), unless you were first alienated from yourself by those meanies.
late capitalism humiliates just about everybody, that’s for damn sure, but it also creates the opportunity for love. so either go hug some fucking trees, or get with the program.
LL | March 12, 2007 at 9:43 am
Yeah, exactly what did the strippers do that justified firing them? Aren’t they supposed to “party” with the “guests”? Isn’t that sorta the point? I think there has been a serious miscarriage of justice here. I mean, when Britney Spears invites you to party, you freakin’ party.
White-Candy | March 12, 2007 at 9:43 am
Haters are so low in intelligence. Run to trade in your food stamps for your crack habit. You are pieces of shit.
jrzmommy | March 12, 2007 at 9:47 am
a fat growing machine…..like a Faterator? Hee….
Nimuë LaMer | March 12, 2007 at 9:49 am
Good god this is boring. You know the celebs are slacking when the feeding frenzy turns on the fattie in the thread…
Isn’t there a PR/Manager paying attention? The time is right (and ripe) for some serious celebrity hijinx!!!
C’mon! Doesn’t ANYBODY want to make a quasi-celeb comeback??? Did Scientology send out a memo to tell their notorious member to be on their best behavior or something?
Geez…
jrzmommy | March 12, 2007 at 9:50 am
DanYELL? Is that you in #37? If not, you is being plagarized!
bigponie | March 12, 2007 at 9:50 am
White-Candy, you should change your name to Sour-Balls.
Nimuë LaMer | March 12, 2007 at 9:51 am
Oh and White-Candy, people would like you better if you just lost some weight.
biatcho | March 12, 2007 at 10:01 am
I see by Britney’s photos & the irrlelvant rants of a moron mean that FAT is the word of the day. My favorite!
White Candy, put down the Whitman’s Sampler, change your screenname to either White Powder or Nose Candy, subscribe to a coke addiction and you’ll be pretty in no time there sweetcheeks. And maybe not as bitter?
barryjc | March 12, 2007 at 10:03 am
white-candy: you are getting awfully defensive
are we hitting something personal? lose some weight and then maybe you will get more friends
jrzmommy | March 12, 2007 at 10:13 am
Alrighty then……we’ve surmised that strippers are supposed to act like tramps and that white candy is a chubber…….can we have a different story now?
barryjc | March 12, 2007 at 10:14 am
why isnt britney dead yet?
vanman | March 12, 2007 at 10:16 am
150,000? What do you want to bet these pics and video wont see the light of day. Britney simply needs to buy the video and pictures, and im willing to bet she’s willing to pay more than those magazines.
veggi | March 12, 2007 at 10:18 am
from paris’ new boobs, snoop doing what he does, and old pic’s of brit brit. I’m with ya. Something NEW to bash please. Can only call white candy fat so many times…..
vanman | March 12, 2007 at 10:25 am
Ive read elsewhere that “its the kind of footage that could finally make her lose custody of the kids”. That leads me to believe that a powdered substance was involved. Aside from that, its possible that no sexual shennanigans were involved, although its highly unlikely, considering my experiences with strippers and powdery things.
jrzmommy | March 12, 2007 at 10:35 am
you don’t get your kids taken away from substance abuse…you get your kids taken away because of neglect or abuse…if she were high and beat the kids…it would be the beating part that got the kids removed…not the high part. that’s just the way it is, and I’m not saying it’s right or wrong, so don’t try to twist what I just said into anything other that what it is.