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huhwah | June 14, 2006 at 6:14 pm
#139 them be some real baby back ribs
PJ in PA | June 14, 2006 at 6:15 pm
Why are people so surprised by this one? Seriously, this is right in line for Ms. Spears. It’s ashame her competent husband wasn’t around to assist with the parenting needs. With three children to his name, he should know how to change a diaper in a tasteful manner. This gal really makes it hard for onlookers to be sympathetic to her scrutiny when she acts like a dingleberry.
IGotAnFCandK | June 14, 2006 at 6:22 pm
@ 140
#8 was half joke and half serious because there were a million jokes about selling it on ebay but ,thankfully, ebay protects us from such craziness.
@ 143
You are half incorrect, sir(?). I may be a dickhole but I am not a broke ass. I wipe said dickhole with Mr. Franklin every time I piss in the dressing room at VS since they don’t leave a girl any TP. I like to go in there since everyone yelled at me when I did it by the register. At least there I had reciept paper.
trophywife | June 14, 2006 at 6:24 pm
what’s sad is i think brit needs a stylist worse than SP needs a manny….. yeeukkkkkk
ptprez | June 14, 2006 at 6:31 pm
152
fuck that white trash wigger motherfucker…
he doesn’t even know what a huggie looks like…
he can’t wipe his ass without instructions…
oh…and sucks about big ben-ed my face in a windshield…NOT
all_d'z_kidz | June 14, 2006 at 6:34 pm
@51 —
wow although I’ve enjoyed this site for months u actually made me angry enough to post. I’m from Jersey too, born and raised been in NC last 20 yrs. As 37yo mom of 4 (3 living 1 deceased) including a hyperactive autistic 6yo, I have dealt with EVERY substance that the human body can excrete with the exception of BRAIN MATTER so believe me I’ve got the credentials and battle scars to talk. I have dealt with blood, breastmilk. boogers, piss and poop, vomit, spit and pus in almost every kind of setting u can imagine — it comes with the title of MOTHER! Now let’s get real — this chick is a hot mess! First things first— the new mommy” excuse is getting thin. This not her first outing with a 2 day old infant. She has changed 100′s of diapers by now. Don’t you dare excuse her behavior — any good mother tries to be discreet when dealing with her children in public situations. First of all, if she changes him regularly and unless his intestines were exploding, he certainly did not go enough that the diaper had to be changed at that precise minute… she could have found discreet corner of the store to change him if ABSOLUTELY necessary right then and there; taken him to the damn car to change him; change him in the dressing room; public bathroom or politely asked for the employee bathroom. I have done all of them. As a mom who wont even let my 10yo touch anything in a public bathroom, I carry sanitizer and disinfectant in my diaper bag; i have coated that changing station with paper towels. Once I even had to pull off my damn shirt to lay the baby on one of those stations to change him when towels werent available. Hell, before my daughter could hold herself over the toilet I have even gotten the damn store’s cleaning supplies to clean a toilet for her Don’t tell me that it was OK for her to lay that baby on the floor and change him at the register. And WTF about giving the diaper to someone???? Put the damn diaper in your diaper bag, purse, hell put it in the bag with those damn thongs —- if she didnt have bags for dirty diapers in her diaper bag — the stupid chick is at a freakin register — ask for a pretty pink bag and put the shitty/pissy diaper in it, tie it up and take it with u! Why didnt she leave the store with him — I have left my packages with friends or at the register or in the middle of the damn aisle to attend to one of my children. I have carried one out of the middle of the damn mall throwing up into a plastic bag while pooping her pants so dont tell me it cant be done. I’m no supermom, i make mistakes like everyone else, and my kids didnt come with instruction books either. They get sick after the dr’s office closes, they poop at the wrong time; they rarely make it to the toilet in time to throw up, they have shit, pissed, thrown up and snotted on me — and I love each one of them. They are normal children — the unpleasant stuff is just part of PARENTHOOD. If you dont have the stomach for it and can’t think quick on your feet — DON’T take on the job—- do something safe, easy and predictable like diffusing Explosive Devices blindfolded with mittens on! We work very hard to let them be blissfully ignorant of just how difficult and challenging it is to raise them But we do our best to make the best decisions we can in caring for them and I have no doubt that my husband or I would throw ourselves in front of a train to protect them. In the scheme of things a pissy/shitty diaper in my $$$$$ purse is a piece of cake. No doubt Britney loves her son, but she really is not using COMMON sense and the fact that she has been caught using such poor judgement so often is disturbing. The situations she has been caught in are the no-brainers of motherhood. If her judgement is that poor SP should be protected. Her momma needs to pull her ass out the bayou and put her grandma foot in Britney’s ass! Dammit — gotta go now the baby is teething so he’s crying bloody murder and the 6yo just hit his sister in the head with a Playdoh can! Ahhhhhh- the JOYS of Motherhood! :)
ptprez | June 14, 2006 at 6:42 pm
hey brit…they’re called CHANGING STATIONS…
every mall has them…fuckin ay…i took my daughter in one…that’s what they’re there for, you stupid red-neck cunt…
IGotAnFCandK | June 14, 2006 at 6:45 pm
@ 156
All I have to say is “Wow!”
Breathe, dear, breathe.
Congratulations for being a REAL mom.
I have a disabled brother and I can relate to the autism, but HYPERACTIVE?
Good lord, woman. You have your hands full.
jane's eyre | June 14, 2006 at 6:53 pm
156
WOOT WOOT! There is no need for any other posts on that subject. all_d’z_kidz has taken the cake. Good work!
And a big pat on the back for being such a good mom!
ptprez | June 14, 2006 at 6:59 pm
156
what color playdoh???
HughJorganthethird | June 14, 2006 at 7:01 pm
We have previously established that SPF is Satan incarnate so I am sure he has control of Britney’s pea sized brain by now. Why else would she be in Victoria’s secret. SPF wanted to check out the sluts is all. And when the dark lord want’s his diaper changed he wants it changed NOW!
BoardBetty | June 14, 2006 at 7:10 pm
Ok – why is she shopping in VS? For a woman who has SO MUCH money you’d think she could shop for more expensive lingerie. VS really isn’t the bomb.
Secondly, where the fuck are the people in this world to tell the fuck-tards like Britney how the straighten the fuck up?!?!?! I remember my dad almost getting in a brawl in a restaurant with clueless parents because they just let their kid scream at the top of its lungs without doing anything like taking it outside so everyone wouldn’t have to hear it screech!
The only reason why asshats like Britney persist in doing such things is no one is telling them that they’re incompetent, rude, classless boobs who should limit their public outings to the Piggly Wiggly, if that even!
jane's eyre | June 14, 2006 at 7:12 pm
162
Unfortunately,there aren’t any Piggly Wigglys on the West Coast.
So basically, she should limit her outings to Wal-Mart.
all_d'z_kidz | June 14, 2006 at 7:31 pm
tee heee heee 158
> whew, I feel better!
Monthly Xanax prescription: $30
1 hour psychotherapy: $120
Finding out that even without all that money you can be a better mommy than some rich celebrity dimwit: PRICELESS
BTW —- it was yellow Play-doh and yes, I popped his heiney for throwing it!
sissybelle | June 14, 2006 at 7:43 pm
Good for the cashier!! She’s my new hero — “Hell, no; I’m not handling your baby’s crap for you.”
ptprez | June 14, 2006 at 7:44 pm
i used to love my playdoh factory…
but then i made penises and chased my sister with them…
mom smacked my heiney too…
cats069 | June 14, 2006 at 7:47 pm
@139 oshkosh, you rock, that was great.
#156 pretty much summed it up.
cats069 | June 14, 2006 at 7:47 pm
@139 oshkosh, you rock, that was great.
#156 pretty much summed it up.
kittygirl | June 14, 2006 at 7:47 pm
that kid was probably conceived on the floor…
jane's eyre | June 14, 2006 at 7:54 pm
169
…in the bathroom in the Arco station, on the way to Wal-Mart to buy more Cheetos and Kool menthols…
PelvicBoogie | June 14, 2006 at 8:01 pm
She doesn’t need a G-String, she needs aircraft cable.
Maybe she wasn’t shopping, maybe she was reliving the good old days, when she hadn’t been contaminated by the ole albino trouserschnauzer of trailer park paradise, and didn’t have to learn that shit really does stink, even if it has half of your genetic makeup.
I wonder if she has someone standing in her bathroom waiting for her to hand them the used toilet paper when she’s finished.
Hell, if I had that kind of money, I’d wipe my ass on tens and twenties, and the staff could keep it if they wanted to clean it. Because that’s what class is all about. Shitting on legal tender.
Lord Xenu | June 14, 2006 at 10:30 pm
Next we will be seeing her change her baby;s diaper in the parking lot of a local Kmart and leave the soiled ass bag to stink and fester in a stray shopping cart.
Then her path to white trashhood will be complete. That and becoming a fat bloated Soccer Cow screaming threats at her kids from the sidelines of a soccergame.
gammanormids | June 14, 2006 at 10:41 pm
#164 LOL!!!
But hey, you’re right. I have a kid too and, I always changed him before we left the house, just in case. And, in case of emergency, I went to the car if I had no place. I love kids but I know that others might not, so , they don’t have to deal with our parenting business like diapers.
envi-us | June 15, 2006 at 1:08 am
why doesn’t Britney’s mom help her…damn man…when Britney was raking in the dollars Lynn was like her shadow, now where is she? Can’t she see this girl doesn’t know what she’s doing…..
Jenners | June 15, 2006 at 1:27 am
I agree with the one person who used critcal thinking skills and said, “how do you all know it was a shitty diaper?”
I love the immature bitchiness on this site. God love idiots.
ChickenScratch | June 15, 2006 at 1:31 am
#70, I can go on reading NO longer, because YOU are the funniest mother fucker in the whole wide world….thanks, I haven’t laughed like that in years!!!
Okay, now that I have just changed my pee-pee’d panties, I can continue…
…let’s see, where was I….
ChickenScratch | June 15, 2006 at 1:39 am
Damnit, I’m always the last to know…
I meant:
@70
ChickenScratch | June 15, 2006 at 1:44 am
@123, that’s why I haven’t seen a movie in couple of years…because I am a good mommy. I hate when I’m trying to watch a movie a fucking baby is screaming behind me, makes me want to give it some popcorn to choke on.
SagaciousSteph | June 15, 2006 at 2:52 am
@175
Randy Pan the goatboy | June 15, 2006 at 4:59 am
God, look at how she is changing from righthand material to trailerpark Lori Driver. I’m pretty sure that inside her fancy pansy house, there is nothing but rusty RVs and donkeys to breastfeed the litte miracle.
softie | June 15, 2006 at 9:56 am
#70…What do you do for a living? Whatever it is, you should quit and go into animation and create the Adventures of Shitney Hour for Preteens. You’d make a bundle and could retire for life.
Triumph Insult Dog | June 15, 2006 at 10:04 am
No offense, but your site is starting to suck! I used to come to this site everyday for funny entertainment stuff, but now it’s like you’re slippin’.
I’m not jumping on the bandwagon of those who noticed the same thing, but there is more to entertainment than K-Fed and Britney…
jrzmommy | June 15, 2006 at 10:53 am
um, 156, save your money and fire your therapist….he or she obviously isn’t helping you. Nice rage. What’s your point?
123– you’re just an angry, bizarre irrelevant freak.
No, I didn’t leave with my tail between my legs, it’s called having other things to do, but thanks, you lifeless sloth.
No, my husband doesn’t sleep with his secretary–your bitterness and repetition of that sounds like you speak from experience. Aw…was she prettier than you?
No I’m not a brainless soccer mom who lives in a McMansion. Well, maybe the mansion part is more accurate. But I understand your bitterness considering the view of the county landfill must suck from your double-wide’s faux bay window
No I’m not a fat jemima, like most of you holier-than-thou “moms” who know so much.
No my cooch isn’t stretched out beyond belief–that’s what the beauty to C-sections are. But I”m sure yours can fit a tractor trailer.
No, my kids aren’t screaming brats. No, JR isn’t my kid’s name, JRZ is shortened for Jersey, genius. And my son washes his hands and won’t end up being someone’s bitch in prison.
Bite me.
Courtney | June 15, 2006 at 12:12 pm
Oh, and #80, since you feel like playing grammar mafia, you misspelled “definitely” in post #51. Toodles.
cm007 | June 15, 2006 at 1:41 pm
I would have done it in the dressing room at least. That is simply gross. The whole family has abandoned her now – thus granny not taking the helm with the baby. I think it was either, ‘You either git rid of K-fed or Mommy goes back to the Bayou.’
Why is everyone else getting weird about this? One time I soiled all my pants as a child on a car trip and had to go bottomless the last leg of the journey. Then, my dad carried me in the house, with my ass completely naked for the whole neighborhood to see. I was 2 or 3, but I did not piss my pants again. Maybe Brit was trying to train the child? I hope someone got a photo of the goods with a cell phone – now THAT you could sell on ebay. SKEEEZY!!!!!!!!
angelbutt | June 15, 2006 at 2:14 pm
Oh give me a fucking break! Hounding her for changing a diaper. If she hadn’t the headline would have been “BRITNEY LETS BABY SIT IN POOPY DIAPER” How bout some real gossip. I type this not as a fan but as a mother. Sure a stall may have been more appropriate, but ya gotta do what ya gotta do when your baby is stinky.
tallcoolone | June 15, 2006 at 2:51 pm
You guys are killing me. This is some good stuff. Poor Britney. I almost feel sorry for her. Almost.
MJE_MJE_2004 | June 15, 2006 at 3:23 pm
I have 3 young children and I understand the urgent need to change a babies diaper. If there is no changing station in the bathroom the only place to do it is on the floor and to put a blanket under the baby and later put the blanket in a sealed plastic bag. I do not think she was right to try to hand it to the employee or to do it in front of people but I do understand the urgency when the diaper is soiled and the baby is fussy.
Jasmine | June 15, 2006 at 6:12 pm
I just want to know one thing? How the hell does she fit into Victoria’s Secret underwear? There underwear fits smaller than most brands, and they only go up to a large.I smell muffin tops iced with tramp stamps…
all_d'z_kidz | June 15, 2006 at 6:34 pm
sigh….. i hate when this site gets all serious…. but indulge me a minute while I get off on this tangent y’all…. (go read all the really funny stuff for a few minutes, this won’t take long)
hey jrzmommy… did u even READ what u posted and you talk to ME about rage…. girlfriend the Xanax and psychotherapy reference was for you. For someone who is so proud her son washes his hands, the fact that you find a VACCUUMED floor stained with only science knows what kind of crud from a million nasty shoes on it any cleaner than any changing station is scary. Your “gee, golly, jeepers what’s the big deal” attitude tells me you have the same sense of ENTITLEMENT that a lot of parents have. I betcha say the same thing when the little prince (with the clean hands) cusses you out while climbing all of the mannequins in a display window or stands up on a bench in a restaurant to talk to the people at the next table. My point, u twit, was that u need to stop excusing this behavior. You are not ENTITLED to treat the world like your personal living room — we are not your guests. Damn, girl, where’s your home-training? You can’t prevent every crisis but dammit you can try to be observant and considerate of others. I’m not bashing that girl — but any real momma knows that DAMMIT she could do better. And ANOTHER thing — wait…wait.. u know what? I don’t want to talk u any more….
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{{cue applause from the audience}}
tee hee heeee —- jus’ kidding about that last part y’all!
Laffinmybuttoff | June 15, 2006 at 6:37 pm
You guys are too funny, the comments are always the best part of this site. Too bad this story prolly isnt true, with the cameras always following her waiting for her next dumb move, we would have had pics by now. LOVE the cheetos flip flop pic!
Darwin's Sister | June 15, 2006 at 6:41 pm
Do you know what’s worse that Britney trying to hand off her spawn’s crap diaper?
The labotomy recipiant who’s going to buy it on Ebay for $746.00.
SanDiego'sMama | June 15, 2006 at 10:55 pm
If she keeps it up, SP’s going to be riding the little bus to school really soon. I have a 5 month old and, if the restrooms aren’t clean or I don’t have a changing pad handy, then it’s time to go home. Not the floor. I cannot imagine that she would be so crass as to drop him on the carpet in front of the register to pop on a new Pampers. She obviously learned very little about manners, sanitation, and respect at home. Perhaps she should use her money for a copy of Parenting for Dummies and not thongs for the hubby…that, and she needs to stop reproducing. **shudder**
Shelley Bonnechance | June 16, 2006 at 7:17 am
It’s gross to change a baby’s diaper just right out in the middle of everything. There are people around that just don’t feel like seeing/smelling a crap-smeared diaper while they’re standing on line to buy their lacy undies. It doesn’t mean that the offended people hate children; it just means that it is a tacky, rude thing to do. We don’t do bathroom stuff in public and that includes babies.
Plus, I can’t figure out why any reasonable person would lie a baby down on a floor in a store to change a diaper. Every diaper bag I ever used came with a plastic-covered pad to put the baby on so that you could go to a restroom (or a dressing-room in a pinch, I suppose) and have a clean place to change the baby. I think every mother knows intuitively that you’re going to need some wipes plus a bottle of that santizer gel.
I don’t blame the store employee for not wanting to accept a dirty diaper to put in their boutique’s wastebasket. Gag. That store would have smelled like a barn in a matter of minutes.
LickyLicky | June 16, 2006 at 12:17 pm
To all those ‘good’ parents out there who think it’s okay, fine, and dandy to change a dirty diaper in public because it’s only part of a natural bodily function, I have one question:
Would you cut a big, nasty fart in public?
I mean, that’s a natural bodily function as well, isn’t it? It’s not really even a matter of it being ‘natural’ so much as inappropriate. If the baby was fussy for so long that it became an issue, then that means the diaper was probably on too long anyway. If the baby had just done it and had whimpered or whined a bit, then she could have lasted another 50 feet or so to go to the bathroom, changing room, whatever.
As for the idea that it’s not true just because we have no pics of it, bullshit. Where are the pics of her changing her kid in the restaurant? I’ve never seen those, if they do exist, and if they don’t, we have the management’s statements that attest to it.
ILikeBukkake | June 17, 2006 at 5:44 am
Babies are nice. I think Britney is a good Mom. Everyone does things that doesn’t look right in other people’s eyes. Its not all that bad. I know alot of people think what I like is sick. But I’m just head-over-heels in love with Bukkake.
maddawg_pimp | June 21, 2006 at 12:27 pm
When they were babies, I changed my 2 son’s diapers all the time on the floor, if that was all I had. But not by the cash register. I would step away to somewhere more discrete.
Like I have always said about this blonde-headed twit: You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can’t take the trailer park out of the girl.
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britneys faN | May 27, 2010 at 10:23 am
Hiii all i am georgian and i love britney spers britney is super we georgians love britney and i am amdin britney sperss Club an britneyy we lovee you and came gergia and song we loved :*******************”*”*”*”
britneys faN | May 27, 2010 at 10:25 am
puppy or baybe?? puppy :D