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sjb16 | June 14, 2006 at 2:35 pm
Britney Spears is Tom Cruise-crazy!!!
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | June 14, 2006 at 2:36 pm
New rule: Everybody has to specify exactly who they are directing their comment at by using At (@) number (# / poster listed at following number).
For example:
Hey, At (@) number (# / poster listed at following number) 27, I jerked off in your libtard salad!
Failure to comply with the new regulations will result in hot sex resulting in endless orgasms.
Mgmt.
LickyLicky | June 14, 2006 at 2:37 pm
Well, see, I was already laughing at the Cheeto-dusted-flip-flopped-shitty-diaper-changing cartoon, but then DocRoc did me in with his dumpster comment.
As for Britney, well, once again she makes us LA people look like inbred hicks. Like she didn’t get enough grief for the restaurant-diaper incident, she has to go and do it again. You KNOW someone close to her had to tell her that you don’t change your kid in public like that. Nevermind the fact that she’s always whining about how the pap drives her crazy, picks on her, watches her every move, etc., et al, ad nauseum. I know with the childhood she had, being raised in the spotlight, she didn’t watch ‘country’ people changing babies in the local Denny’s at 2am, so where she got the idea that the ideal place to change the kid is basically anywhere he decides to pinch one out is beyond me. Maybe if she doesn’t want everyone watching her, she should quit acting like a badly trained circus monkey who does things for negative attention.
She made her bed, now she needs to lie in it; she made her fortune off of people watching her, photographing her, hanging on her every move, and she obviously loved it then or she would have retired and gone into seclusion, or at least kept a lower profile. She has the same high-profile life, going to the same places, being on television, doing all the things that ‘entertainers’ do (aside from the fact that now her oopsies are more entertaining than what her real job used to be), so she can’t expect everyone to just walk away and quit looking.
She needs to quit acting so stupid, pick up a parenting book from BAMM, and do what real parents do. BTW, why does she always hold that baby with one hand squeezing his diaper into his asscrack? Why can’t she wrap a hand underneath his butt and balance him in the crook of her arm, or better yet, but down the mocha-choco latte and hold him with both hands. Or put him in that shiny stroller.
twzzlrgirl | June 14, 2006 at 2:46 pm
It’s not so much the germs as placing a baby on the floor of a crowded store where he could be stepped on or where she could trip some unsuspecting shopper. Plus, handing a diaper to a cashier is just wrong — white trash treating someone else like a servant. That cashier probably works harder than Brit does…
jane's eyre | June 14, 2006 at 2:51 pm
@102
Aw, I miss Mister Secure White Shrivelled Ballsack, or whatever that crazy f*cker’s name is.
jane's eyre | June 14, 2006 at 2:52 pm
The Doctor, as always, delivers comedy gold.
GOLD, baby!
mutterhals | June 14, 2006 at 3:12 pm
What a pigfucker she is! I would have taken that poopy diaper and shoved it right in her face.
purplepuppy | June 14, 2006 at 3:13 pm
YES!!! That flippin’ rules! I’m so glad the VS employee refused to handle the baby’s diaper.
Coming from someone who was stuck working retail for 6 years and being handed everything from sneezed on cash, to snotty Kleenex, to spit out sunflower seed shells, to rancid Band-Aids, etc. to throw out for people. Brintey can put her own rotten kid’s shitty diaper in the trash! Fucking stuck up cunt-bag! Do your own dirty work and take care of your kid’s mess yourself. That’s what mothers do you dumb trailer-trash whore!
Grphdesi23 | June 14, 2006 at 3:19 pm
The thing I can’t get over is…
Why is she buying pink THONGS at Victoria Secret?
She’s kidding us, right?
krwlng54 | June 14, 2006 at 3:37 pm
Nigga’s please…Not even my Mexican grandma who had sixteen kids changed their daipers on the floor.
And being country isn’t an excuse, you can’t be more country than a Mexican!
maiira | June 14, 2006 at 3:42 pm
She tries to hand the dirty diaper to an employee? Who the fuck does she think she IS??
God, where do these people get the delusion that they’re higher and mightier than everyone else?
Jacq | June 14, 2006 at 3:42 pm
#92 – It took until that post for her to turn f*** into fuck and she dropped a little bitch in there.
I can’t WAIT until the day that I get to have kids and turn onto a jrzmommy. I don’t really like having any individuality anyway. I want to be known as “So-and-so’s Mommy” and “Such-and-such’s Wife” for the rest of my life. Just a side note, jrzmommy, when it comes to breastfeeding – they’re too old for ninny when they can ask for it. Those permanant adult teeth are hell on the nipples, no? You are a fruit-salad head.
Toonlite | June 14, 2006 at 3:54 pm
#70
Exxxxxcellent……
Jacq | June 14, 2006 at 4:08 pm
#70 – I must agree. What an awesome drawring, Simon. Are you looking at my bum?!
Charlaurz McHall | June 14, 2006 at 4:25 pm
If i was the employee i would have thrown that shit filled diaper in her face.
http://celebreligion.com
Spangler | June 14, 2006 at 4:33 pm
Britney is not the sharpest tool in the shed and being “country” is no excuse. If she had one of those big expensive strollers that you can lay a baby down in, she could change the baby in that any where she wants, however I would not suggest doing it inside a store. Most bathrooms have baby changing tables in them. Hopefully she layed the baby on a pad or blanket. Hold on to the diaper until you find a trash can. Why can’t anyone hold onto their trash until they find the proper place to dispose of it? Bring along a plastic bag, Britney, put his poo sack in the bag, then tie the end of the bag into a not and it will keep it from stinking until you can find a trash can. Someone should start a site that gives advice to retarded parents like Britney. I hope she washed her hands.
Spangler | June 14, 2006 at 4:37 pm
Knot!
There was probably a poor saleswoman following Britney around after that, throwing away everything she touched!
libertarienne | June 14, 2006 at 4:42 pm
102–
I’m waiting…
tsarinaamanda | June 14, 2006 at 4:42 pm
@36-
I would rather clean up dog shit ANY DAY than touch a baby’s diaper. I changed my friend’s kid’s shitty diaper once and it was the nastiest thing I have EVER seen. The runny shit was smeared all up it’s back…UGH! That (and many, many other things pertaining to children) decided it for me-I want my uterus ripped out, set on fire, and then atom bombed.
My sister in law (fat white trash like Shitney) did that once at Wal-Mart. She grabbed a blanket off the shelf, changed her 4 year old son (yes, STILL in diapers at 4, lazy parents)on it and then stuck it back on the shelf. Horrifying. But this is the type of shit I would expect from Brit, classy as she is.
Jane-
I would be willing to bet that #22 is the COOB, already back, posting under yet ANOTHER name, trying to fool us. Guess what, fucktard, IT ISN’T WORKING!!! Go die already.
ScriptRadar | June 14, 2006 at 4:52 pm
Whatever happened to ‘stache homeboy?
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | June 14, 2006 at 4:53 pm
118 – I’m sorry, had you not received your hot sex yet? It may take four to five business days. In the meantime, try to find some hot sex on your own. Remember, be yourself, because that’s what’s REALLY cool.
huhwah | June 14, 2006 at 4:55 pm
Ha Ha HA!
She probably dropped the baby and changing the diaper was her way of saying “I meant to do that!”
tsarinaamanda | June 14, 2006 at 4:58 pm
@51-
I don’t like kids, in fact, I pretty much despise them. So you think I should be subjected to watching you, or any of your soccer-mom, stay at home hausfrau bitch brigade change your little crotchfruit right in my face because you’re too fucking lazy to walk 3 feet to a restroom? I would LOVE to come to your suburban McMansion and just take a gigantic shit right in the middle of your living room. Let’s see how much YOU like it. You and the rest of your kind are pretty much fucking up this country and raising spoiled, self-indulgent little brats that think the world revolves around them. Don’t take your hostility out on the rest of us simply because your husband is fucking his secretary and “working late” every night and on weekends because he doesn’t want to touch your fat ass or your stretched out cooch, or be around your screaming little hellions. Jesus, one troll leaves, and a million more show up! What type of STUPID FUCK thinks it is OK to change a freaking kid on the floor so everyone else has to see it, smell it, etc? I don’t have kids so I don’t have to look at them, hear them, or otherwise put up with them, but you assholes are so goddamn intent on shoving them in us (blessedly) childless people’s faces like we should WANT to hear it scream, like it’s such an HONOR or something. YOUR KIDS ARE ANNOYING! IF IT STARTS SCREAMING IN A PUBLIC PLACE OR NEEDS TO BE CHANGED, TAKE IT THE FUCK OUT OF THERE!!! Don’t force those people who don’t like kids to put up with your problems becuae YOU are miserable and unfufilledin your life, and because you made a BIG mistake. Oh, and if you are only defined as being a “mommy” to something, then I don’t blame your husband for screwing a hot, 20 year old, skinny secretary.
To the rest of you GOOD parents:
I don’t mind kids if they are raised right, and if I don’t have to experience ALL the miseries of parenthood at the mall, a restaurant, or other public places because some people shouldn’t be breeding. If you can be a PARENT and make your kid behave, then kids can be really cool. But people like that are why us childless by choice people would rather die than have kids, or in any way be forced to deal with them.
BigJim | June 14, 2006 at 5:00 pm
She’s a little bit cuntry, all right.
I’ve changed more than my share of shit-filled diapers, and what the fuck thanks to I get? I can sleep in a couple of hours this Sunday and get a useless present and a cheap card. I’m ready to send the little fuckers off to military school.
tsarinaamanda | June 14, 2006 at 5:03 pm
Oh, and I bet lil’ JR will be getting his ass pounded in jail in 20 years, or strung out on drugs because his mommy didn’t make him listen, obey rules, or have respect for the feelings of others. Yeah, won’t that be funny to see him learn respect from a big black guy named “Tiny”? And, once again, MY tax dollars will be paying for it, just like I paid for his public school education, etc. But you can’t even show those of us who foot the bill for your mistake any goddamn respect or consideration? Fucking cunt. YOU should have been sterilized. Or euthanized. Either one would be fine by me.
lisad71 | June 14, 2006 at 5:04 pm
First, what is she doing by VS undies when her already lard @ss has a bun in the oven? And the thought of her trying on thongs…eeewww.
I can’t stand K-Fed, but hell, I wouldn’t want to be photographed or around her either.
spatz | June 14, 2006 at 5:05 pm
tsarinaamanda you just write way too much. allllways. too much. just slow your roll.
Convent Girl | June 14, 2006 at 5:07 pm
Britney Spears needs to do herself a favor & get the fuck out of Hell-A….Then, she needs to dump the sponge she calls a husband…What a complete fuck-up that was marrying that loser….Brit, just take your kids & RUN as far away as you can get!!!
Spangler | June 14, 2006 at 5:15 pm
I think Britney has always been this stupid, noone ever noticed because she didn’t have anything to take care of or be responsible for. LA and K-Fed are not to blame…not to say that they helped, either.
She needs to get a new dye job. Go to one of those expensive Hollywood arteests and get a natural hair color. Yellow hair looks like hell on everyone! It makes your face look pink and blotchy!
barryjc | June 14, 2006 at 5:19 pm
notice how jrzmommy has left with her tail between her legs
PWNED
tsarinaamanda | June 14, 2006 at 5:20 pm
@127-
I have a lot to say. And as is evident, this subject is quite personal to me, having to put up with retards like Jrzmommy and their annyoing little hellions every day, and having to try not to cringe/flinch/wince when the little shitstain lets out an ear piercing shriek every 2 seconds, or runs around trying to trash the place, etc. The worst is when the kids just stand there and STARE like mongoloids, or they try to touch me. WTF are you looking at, you little freak? I KNOW you aren’t expecting gooshy praise for your bad behavior from ME! Ugh. Fucking mouth-breathers, they are COVERED in germs. I carry hand sanitizer for the express purpose of if someone’s kid touches me. Sticky, filthy hands, snot bubbles coming out their nose….*shudder*
ptprez | June 14, 2006 at 5:23 pm
131
i want you to have my child…
spatz | June 14, 2006 at 5:24 pm
yes i know what you mean, (refer to #11) its just too much words to read. i like it short and sweet.
SagaciousSteph | June 14, 2006 at 5:30 pm
I really love tsarinaamanda’s rants. Probably because I usually agree with them wholeheartedly. I thank you tsarina.
IGotAnFCandK | June 14, 2006 at 5:32 pm
First, I am in no way siding with Britney and I much enjoy the “bashing of celebrities” but some are right when they say that this criticizing of every little move of hers is getting a bit boring. So I have a “few” general comments to make on the 133 or so comments before mine.
1) Maybe she used a changing pad on the floor.
2) Not only does she have to deal with the normal stresses of being an incompetent young mother, she also has people following her 24/7.
3) Everyone shit in a diaper at some time or another. If it makes you sick, you need to grow up. The whole “ewww poopy” thing is a bit old.
4) Some of you are hateful. Incrediably personally hateful towards others.
5) Britney may not be a great or even good mother, but she is the only mother SP has.
6) There is a big difference between changing your baby on the floor of a clothing store and changing your baby on a food table.
7) The health department could care less about some woman changing her baby in VS.
8) You can’t sell a dirty diaper on EBAY. It would be removed immediately.
9) We don’t even know if this story is real or not.
10)I am saddened by those who are afraid of children. If children did not exist, neither would you or anyone you know and the world would end. Or something like that.
I am not responsible for any spelling or grammar mistakes. Blame the public school system.
Also, I have no children so save you’re breast feeding and apron string replies.
Thanks.
jane's eyre | June 14, 2006 at 5:33 pm
Ha ha, ptprez, you’re funny.
Spangler | June 14, 2006 at 5:37 pm
Sean Preston passes gas in a quicky mart…pictures on page 22.
Spangler | June 14, 2006 at 5:38 pm
Sean Preston spits up…News at 11.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | June 14, 2006 at 5:38 pm
I personally love children. I love their innocence, their smiles, their tender, tender hearts, and moist skin. I love the plump flesh around their knees, the way it falls off the bone, and the sweet, juicy baby sauce that just melts in your mouth, their vacant little eyes and tiny, crunchy hands…
jane's eyre | June 14, 2006 at 5:40 pm
135
Was #8 thrown in there for fun? Because I can’t believe you would post that in seriousness.
jane's eyre | June 14, 2006 at 5:41 pm
139
Hello, Hannibal.
TrannyGranny | June 14, 2006 at 5:46 pm
The next time I am tearing some undies off a drunk chick, and I get baby feces on my teeth, I am so suing that fat cunt.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | June 14, 2006 at 5:47 pm
135 – Being hateful is where the money is. Don’t you know anything, you broke-ass dickhole?
MP$40 | June 14, 2006 at 5:56 pm
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3494/635/1600/britney1.9.jpg
Iambananas | June 14, 2006 at 6:09 pm
Okay… It’s almost a to z, but here it goes…
a.) Dropping her baby from his high chair.
b.) Almost dropping him and appearing drunk.
c.) Driving with him on her lap.
d.) Driving with him slumped over.
e.) Changing his diaper on the floor.
f.) Never carrying him correctly.
g.) Marrying a man who spends $400,000 on a watch (good role model)
h.) Replacing the father with a manny.
i.) Having another baby to compensate a marriage, therefore divining her already frayed attention for one child in half.
Did I miss anything, anyone… feel free to add j-z!
Libraesque | June 14, 2006 at 6:10 pm
WHAT A HILLBILLY. She looks like a two dollar hooker
Iambananas | June 14, 2006 at 6:10 pm
j.) never putting a hat on him, even when he’s in direct sunlight.
ptprez | June 14, 2006 at 6:11 pm
139
do you eat them with fava beans???
KatieGoggles | June 14, 2006 at 6:11 pm
32-
seriously? the fact that you know the names of regular commenters (or at least their fake names) proves you have a really great life and enjoy being outside, helping people. as opposed to sitting around your computer, logging on every few minutes to see if “whipper” or “lamebanana” has written a response yet.
huhwah | June 14, 2006 at 6:12 pm
#144 that should definately have a NSFW warning!