Us Weekly reports that on June 4, Britney Spears was spotted picking out pink thongs at a Victoria
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jrzmommy | June 14, 2006 at 1:17 pm
Who said it was a crappy diaper? Maybe it was just wet? Believe me, I’ve changed enough shitty pissy diapers in my life that I would definately not be grossed out if I saw someone doing it. I’d have enough sense to go somewhere a little more private, but I wouldn’t act like it’s the end of the f***ing world if I saw it happen.
Chicagoboy | June 14, 2006 at 1:20 pm
#51
“I’d have enough sense to go somewhere a little more private. . .” Um, yeah, that’s kind of the point, Brittany doesn’t have enough sense. Hence the bashing. And this site is “The Superficial” not “Dr. Spock’s On-line Guide to Parenting.”
Futuristic Bride | June 14, 2006 at 1:20 pm
Putting your baby on a unsanitary floor is gross beyond words. That’s worse than the diaper for heaven’s sake.
In other words…being “country” is no excuse.
thelaurie | June 14, 2006 at 1:23 pm
well then we agree, sort of. i agree that it’s not the end of the world. however, i don’t want a shitty diaper, a pissy diaper, or, as you so eloquently put it, a “shitty pissy diaper” anywhere near my lingerie. ;)
closetsloane21 | June 14, 2006 at 1:25 pm
I think we should probably calm down, concerning Hickney’s nappy request – one can only hope that the Victoria’s Secret employee remembers she too was responsible for soiled underwear at least once in her childhood. I mean surely the question concerning this story is why on earth Britney, who is in the unenviable position of being both post-natal and pregnant, was buying kinky underwear in the first place? I’d have said that was immeasurably more scary than a dirty nappy.
jrzmommy | June 14, 2006 at 1:26 pm
55–Now THAT’S what I call fodder!!! amen.
Nikk The Templar | June 14, 2006 at 1:26 pm
“You fools! Sean Preston is Britney’s religion – remember?? She was consecrating the store with his holy feces. The loaded diaper was a gift bestowed upon the ingrate salesperson.”
Best. Comment. Ever.
I’m waiting for the day when she accidentally leaves him on top of her car and drives off. And I agree with 43 & 44. She could have gone into the damn bathroom to do that. Especially where she’s at….LA…or Beverly Hills or whatever…yeah someone would have complained to the Health Dept.
jane's eyre | June 14, 2006 at 1:30 pm
55
Since when is a thong kinky? I admit that the thought of Britney in a thong is vomit-inducing, but kinky? Really?
pinky_nip | June 14, 2006 at 1:31 pm
@48 JrzMommy: Short bus! Good one! Never heard any ever say that before!
Now go back to breast feeding your 12 year old and powdering your 15 year old’s ass.
jane's eyre | June 14, 2006 at 1:31 pm
Kinky would be a crotchless black vinyl g-string with a built-in vibrator. IMO.
gas_up_the_hrududu | June 14, 2006 at 1:32 pm
For Christ’s sake. What happened to all the funny posters? These squabbling posts suck.
pinky_nip | June 14, 2006 at 1:32 pm
*anyone.
That’s what happens when you ride the short bus. You fuck up your grammer. Plus Jr. was trying to feel me up and his drool was hitting my shoes.
jrzmommy | June 14, 2006 at 1:33 pm
59–Actually, I Home-College all of my kids and all 7 of them sleep in my bed! Friends?
jane's eyre | June 14, 2006 at 1:35 pm
63
…while breastfeeding. hee hee!
pinky_nip | June 14, 2006 at 1:35 pm
I hate the show, Friends.
jrzmommy | June 14, 2006 at 1:39 pm
grammAr
Fisher55 | June 14, 2006 at 1:44 pm
Victoria secretly wants Britney dead
christine | June 14, 2006 at 1:48 pm
Sorry, but I disagree…it seems gross, but I have been in a similar position more than once…I just feel bad that people are searching for such mundane things to criticize…I am sure that she will do some more really stupid things with the kid, but this isn’t one of them (if it’s true at all)
Fisher55 | June 14, 2006 at 1:49 pm
#42, you win the clever name prize
jane's eyre | June 14, 2006 at 1:52 pm
I’m personally tired of seeing the same pictures of Britney recyled for every story. I’d much rather see the superfish guy draw crude drawing to illustrate a new story. Something like this:
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e56/sohall/shitney.jpg
(Cheeto-dusted fingers included)
And yes, it is a SLOOOOWWWWW day at work.
pinky_nip | June 14, 2006 at 1:55 pm
@70: Hi-fucking-larious!
pinky_nip | June 14, 2006 at 1:56 pm
@66: Thanks.
Now please go away.
saltpeanuts | June 14, 2006 at 1:58 pm
Not only would I have taken Sean Preston’s shitty diaper, I would have opened it up and used my finger to style the Virgin Mary in the dookie, and then I would have sold that little stink-bomb on eBay for one million dollars.
Chicagoboy | June 14, 2006 at 2:02 pm
Although Brittany bashing is fun, if you really want to entertain yourself, go to http://www.eepybird.com/ and watch the Diet Coke & Mentos experiments.
kandyk0119 | June 14, 2006 at 2:03 pm
I have never in my life seen such nit-picking “asswipes” as the Baby Patrol on Brit….at least she is changing his diaper instead of leaving him in shit to get a case of mommy-inflicted fire crotch.
I don’t have kids, but a towel, blanket, etc. some wipes and a fresh diaper is all u need to do a sanitary diaper change, granted the smell would be offensive if you were say….eating, but I’m sure your mom probably changed you in some weird places, there just weren’t cameras there or more importantly anyone that gave a f*ck about your shitty ass diaper.
El drama del Internet | June 14, 2006 at 2:05 pm
#70 LOL
But, why did you drew her wearing flip-flops?
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | June 14, 2006 at 2:06 pm
For everybody defending Britney, I have but onething to say: You are a terrible mother and your children hate you. And if you disagree it only means you’re mad because it’s true.
Dr.Rokter | June 14, 2006 at 2:07 pm
I used to have a kid, and he took a shit in public, once. But I thought that meant he was broken so I threw him in a dumpster.
sikofdis | June 14, 2006 at 2:08 pm
Click above for a video clip from the Matt Lauer interview that airs tomorrow.
I particularly like how she accuses the tabloids of going a little “far” (annoying finger-quotations) with her.
She is indefensible and a complete and utter moron!! I’ve had bowell movements with more intelligence than her. Someone should give her an abortion and a hysterectomy, and K-Tard a vasectomy while they are taking a weed nap.
jrzmommy | June 14, 2006 at 2:09 pm
Okay, Nip Pinky, I’ll go away. But I have one final question…why did you type “at” 66 (@66)? Did you mean #66? # is the symbol for “number.” That short bus fucked up a lot more than your grammar, bitch. Have a great day.
Geno | June 14, 2006 at 2:11 pm
At least she didn’t try to hand the kid over to the employee.
http://genosworld.blogspot.com/
1-Ton | June 14, 2006 at 2:11 pm
“That Britney is one bad Moth-”
“Shut yo’ mouth!”
“I’m just talkin’ bout Britney.”
spatz | June 14, 2006 at 2:11 pm
when people say “you should calm down” on a site where people are encouraged to post comments, what does that mean we should do? not post comments? wouldnt that just contradict the whole point of the superficial? isnt the whole point that the superfish guy shares and makes fun of stupid stuff happening in pop culture/entertainment today, and whoever wants to can post their thoughts. thats how it works. if anyone hates britney bashing then what are you doing here? theres a plethora of britney is a good mommy sites you guys can go to. fo real.
and yes its a disgusting repulsive and disrespectful thing to do. i dont give a crap who you are if youre disgusting enough to change dirty diapers in a very public place where people are there to shop then you deserve all the bashing imaginable.
redsonja1313 | June 14, 2006 at 2:12 pm
Well……………….. Ah fuck it not even worth saying
libertarienne | June 14, 2006 at 2:15 pm
70–Thanks! I needed that laugh. I love the sweatpants, and you got the hair color almost perfectly matched! A+ work!
justlikehoney1 | June 14, 2006 at 2:18 pm
#41 –
“Damn, you guys are more opinionated than those La Leche nazis that spew hate toward any woman who doesn’t breastfeed until the kid is ready to go off to college.”
This is a place where people are supposed to state their opinions, genius.
If you’re TRULY “bored with the Britney Bad Mommy Stories” and “so sick of the Britney bashing because it’s so totally nitpicky” then you might want to try not reading the comments. You know, so you won’t be sick & all. I’m only thinking about your health here.
“if you think those changing stations in public restrooms are cleaner than a floor that is vaccuumed in Victoria’s Secret, then you obviously have never changed a baby.”
I have a 7 year old. So yep, I have changed a baby several times before. No, the changing stations in public restrooms aren’t always clean which is why it’s up to BRITNEY, as Sean’s mother, to provide a clean place to change his diaper. The floor of a Victoria’s Secret store ain’t the way to go.
#52 – exactly! lol!!!
Lynette Carrington | June 14, 2006 at 2:18 pm
Holy crap……..literally.
With all the scrutiny she knows she’s been under recently, makes you wonder if Brit herself needs a nanny.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | June 14, 2006 at 2:19 pm
I used to have a shitty diaper. I loved it, cherished it, and paid its way through college, and now its Dr. Shitty Diaper, so fuck you you elitist mothering punks!
bigponie | June 14, 2006 at 2:21 pm
jrzmommy, I think you need your diaper changed…
Ramdonomo | June 14, 2006 at 2:23 pm
#10 = Winner
ultra8201 | June 14, 2006 at 2:29 pm
Great, she is on a roll
http://ultra8201.blogspot.com
jane's eyre | June 14, 2006 at 2:29 pm
80
Uhh, jrzmommy, people here type the @ sign all the time. Yes, we know it’s #66, but just for giggles, we sometimes say, this is @ 66. Just to keep things fresh, you know. Who’s being nitpicky now?
jane's eyre | June 14, 2006 at 2:30 pm
76
Because my skillz with the paintbrush ain’t good enough to draw platforms.
sometimesboy | June 14, 2006 at 2:31 pm
what a salad head…
jane's eyre | June 14, 2006 at 2:32 pm
“@”85
Thanks, maybe the ‘fish guy will hire me to illustrate his posts.
TaiTai | June 14, 2006 at 2:32 pm
I would have taken the diaper and sold it on E-Bay. Don’t you know there is somebody who would pay good money for that shit?
pinky_nip | June 14, 2006 at 2:32 pm
@80: I put the “at” sign there (as others do) to say that this “quote” is directed “at” you, number “80″.
Stupid fucktard. Enough with the short bus jokes, expand your brain and try to come up with some new material.
Italian Stallion | June 14, 2006 at 2:33 pm
I wonder how many times she has to change Kevin’s diaper a day?
Most likely a lot because we all know he’s one big pile of shit, not to mention the diarrhea of the mouth……….
pinky_nip | June 14, 2006 at 2:33 pm
jrzmommy… the new COOB in town.
Dr.Rokter | June 14, 2006 at 2:34 pm
I was at a Papal audience, and right in the middle of it, my baby shit himself. So I changed the diaper on a nun’s head, threw the used one right in the Pope’s face and said, “If you allowed abortion, you wouldn’t have baby shit all over your face right now, and that nun wouldn’t be crying, Mr. Pope”. We all laughed and laughed.