Us Weekly reports that on June 4, Britney Spears was spotted picking out pink thongs at a Victoria
Britney Spears changes baby on floor
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oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | June 14, 2006 at 12:15 pm
I would like to reccomend that Britney try Benefiber twice a day, my granpa says it got him right as rain.
Jacq | June 14, 2006 at 12:15 pm
Ok, number one: Brit does not need to be in VS picking out ass-floss. Number two: well that was in the diaper. Number three: I would have taken the diaper, opened it and slapped that bitch in the face with feces.
justlikehoney1 | June 14, 2006 at 12:16 pm
A filthy floor in Victoria’s Secret is a good place to change your baby, huh? Wow…..
I definitely have to see her interview with Matt Lauer now. Curious as to what lame ass excuses she will have for her behavior.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | June 14, 2006 at 12:17 pm
By the way I hope this is a true story. I hope the cashier was really hot and and stuck up and Britney Fucking Spears came in and changed her diaper on the floor next to the Angels collection and looked up at the cashier with her fat crying face holding a dirty diaper. It would make life 20% more worth living.
Giggles | June 14, 2006 at 12:20 pm
OUTRAGEOUS! When is CPS going to come into the picture here? Put him on the dirty floor of a store where he could be KICKED?
DUH!
jane's eyre | June 14, 2006 at 12:20 pm
Yes, Britney, the world is your litter box.
Has she changed him on the table at a restaurant yet? And I bet she’s one of those pigs who leaves their diapers in the parking lots of stores.
I hate that.
UNWASHEDMASSES | June 14, 2006 at 12:21 pm
You fools! Sean Preston is Britney’s religion – remember?? She was consecrating the store with his holy feces. The loaded diaper was a gift bestowed upon the ingrate salesperson.
spatz | June 14, 2006 at 12:21 pm
this story is gold. i love a good shitney story before lunch.
ths gives a whole new meaning to “shitney spears” doesnt it.
jane's eyre | June 14, 2006 at 12:23 pm
“We’re country!”
RichPort | June 14, 2006 at 12:23 pm
That’s not as bad as when I changed my kid on the highway shoulder and got arrested for handing the diaper calmly to a state trooper. And by handing I of course mean throwing at his head, and by calmly of course I mean running the fuck away a doing a face plant in the gravel. Last time I mix tequila, weed, and babysitting.
spatz | June 14, 2006 at 12:24 pm
i used to work in a catering hall. sometimes people would change their babies on the tables during a wedding between the salad and pasta course. then tuck the diaper between the table and wall, for us to find it while cleaning up. no shit.
classy.
pinky_nip | June 14, 2006 at 12:25 pm
This is outrageous!!! How dare she think she can fit into a VS thong!
Beeyotch | June 14, 2006 at 12:26 pm
She is such a nasty, dirty hick bitch. No surprise, just disgust.
And yes, there was a report (National Enquirer, but still, do you doubt it?) that she changed him on a table in a restaurant in Malibu. Where people EAT. And that the management was all, “What can we do? She’s Britney Spears!”
You could shove a foot up her ass and kick her out for violating health codes and being a nasty bitch with no manners…
ChronicRachel | June 14, 2006 at 12:26 pm
Britney Spears is fucking crazy
bigponie | June 14, 2006 at 12:27 pm
Maybe, just maybe, Britney thought the butt-floss were diapers and wanted to put it on SP……hmmmmm
Celetina | June 14, 2006 at 12:27 pm
“Tried to hand it to the employee”? I would absolutely kill to see the look on their face. I mean, there you are, working for your tiny paycheck (they don’t pay too well, us Vicky’s employees can testify), and then suddenly you’re handed a freakin’ DIRTY DIAPER. I don’t think there are words for the kind of horror, disblief and all-around confusion I’d feel, except for maybe “what the shit”.
Incredible.
superstar26 | June 14, 2006 at 12:27 pm
OK- I see this repulsive behavior ALL THE TIME. So even though she is trashy…it is common for parnets to just do it wherever they find a spot. I saw a mother changing a diaper at the booth of an Outback in Baltimore. YACK
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | June 14, 2006 at 12:28 pm
It is, in fact, Louisiana tradition to remove the diaper on the floor but usually there’s a gator nearby to which you can throw the diaper that will grab it in his chops, and a black ‘houseboy’ that will readily powder the baby’s ass with file. I guess she’s been living in the big city too long.
Yeah, I’m an attention whore.
They Suck | June 14, 2006 at 12:28 pm
Awesome… can’t wait till she is filmed changing SP’s diaper while driving, with him lying on the passenger seat, on the freeway.
That will be sweet.
pinky_nip | June 14, 2006 at 12:28 pm
I’d have kept it and sold it on ebay to skat freaks the world over.
Chicagoboy | June 14, 2006 at 12:29 pm
Leave it to Brittany to brighten up an otherwise boring day at the SF. Thanks darlin’! You just keep being your usual moronic self and none of us will have to work today!
Proteon | June 14, 2006 at 12:29 pm
I don’t beleive for a second most of you have ever seen an infant human child much less have had any experience in their maintenance.
jane's eyre | June 14, 2006 at 12:29 pm
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HA HA! Next, she’ll put his crap in one of those censers Catholic priests swing around, light it on fire, and chant praises to her babe.
Toonlite | June 14, 2006 at 12:29 pm
MOMMA MIA…WHAT A CRACKER….she may as well been at the county Piggly Wiggly fetchin’ her some hawg lard to smear on her cheetos…..
as if!!!! LMAO!!!!!
Spindoc | June 14, 2006 at 12:30 pm
In a perfect world the salesperson would have taken the diaper, then reached into her panties, pulled out last nights used diaphram and put it into Brittany’s hand. Fair’s Fair.
PapaHotNuts | June 14, 2006 at 12:31 pm
This is not her fault. She was going to change the kid on the BabyStation in the bathroom, but the sign on the door read: “No merchadise taken into the bathroom. And also, no fat people that have ever fucked Kevin Federline.” What’s a bitch to do?
Doxes | June 14, 2006 at 12:32 pm
Wow. She really IS a great mother.
superstar26 | June 14, 2006 at 12:33 pm
it could have made Ebay if the employee was smart.
jane's eyre | June 14, 2006 at 12:34 pm
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Ha Ha! That’s funny.
So YOU’RE one of those people who change their babies on the tables, and leave diapers in the parking lot?
And FYI, I have a 2 1/2 year old, and have NEVER changed my baby in a store, on the floor. The least she could have done would be to go into one of the dressing rooms, if she didn’t want to lug her ass to the restrooms.
tarjamarja | June 14, 2006 at 12:36 pm
It could have been worse. Britney is obviously not aware that there are places called restrooms in most stores, so what if – instead of SP – she would have kind of “had to go” herself. Right there next to the cash register.
superstar26 | June 14, 2006 at 12:37 pm
She’s a little bit Country..
He’s a little bit Crappy Rap n roll.
spatz | June 14, 2006 at 12:37 pm
29, dont bother. 22 is just trying to win the coveted COOB spot now that lamebanana and whipper are gone. this is one troll i could easily ignore.
pinky_nip | June 14, 2006 at 12:37 pm
At least it wasn’t this diaper…
http://dpf.stores.yahoo.net/nonam.html
Chicagoboy | June 14, 2006 at 12:38 pm
True story, I was walking around the Field Museum here in Chicago, turned a corner, and some woman had her rug-rat spread out on the floor, changing its diaper. WTF
chanel_bear | June 14, 2006 at 12:41 pm
ah britney, what will you think of next? i’ll give one thing to K-FED’s fathering skills…at least he knows that the best thing for his baby is for him to stay as far away from it as possible.
sharkbite | June 14, 2006 at 12:43 pm
What a fuckin’ nutcase. That’s pretty damn gross. Then again, my friend works at VS, and she says they allow dogs in, and one time some Marmaduke-huge dog came in and took a dump. So this could be small potatos…literally.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
jane's eyre | June 14, 2006 at 12:44 pm
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Is that an art museum?
Maybe she was going to do a Pollock and make some modern art.
jane's eyre | June 14, 2006 at 12:45 pm
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Yeah, I know. But do you think the COOB is really gone? You KNOW it’ll just resurface under another name. And we’ll hate it just the same.
Chicagoboy | June 14, 2006 at 12:48 pm
#37 No it’s a natural history museum so Brit-brit would have felt right at home in the neanderthal exhibit. . .
reptilicus | June 14, 2006 at 12:51 pm
Bitches that do this give very rich and privileged people a bad reputation.
jrzmommy | June 14, 2006 at 12:53 pm
Everyone needs to just chill the f*** out. At least she didn’t put him up on the counter where he could roll off. I’m so sick of the Britney bashing and only because it’s so totally nitpicky. Surely there’s someone more interesting out there. Damn, you guys are more opinionated than those La Leche nazis that spew hate toward any woman who doesn’t breastfeed until the kid is ready to go off to college. and if you think those changing stations in public restrooms are cleaner than a floor that is vaccuumed in Victoria’s Secret, then you obviously have never changed a baby.
YourRetarded | June 14, 2006 at 12:55 pm
#18, ha. Though too bad you couldn’t figure out how to put an accent on that e. Most of us northerners will read “file” as something you do with your taxes.
pinky_nip | June 14, 2006 at 1:02 pm
@41: cut the cord. just because your life revolves around your children, doesn’t mean the rest of us want to handle their shit diapers at work.
that’s why you carry something in the diaper bag to lay down on the changing stations.
jane's eyre | June 14, 2006 at 1:03 pm
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I think the deal here is that she was changing him in plain view of everyone (like anyone wants to see that), and tried to hand the dirty diaper to an employee.
And if the changing station is dirty, then you need to bring a diaper pad along in the diaper bag, like I do. If all else fails, line the changing table with paper towels. Duh.
jane's eyre | June 14, 2006 at 1:04 pm
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On the same wavelength, I guess.
gas_up_the_hrududu | June 14, 2006 at 1:08 pm
I wonder what works best when you forget the baby wipes? An Ipex wireless, or Second Skin Satin?
El drama del Internet | June 14, 2006 at 1:11 pm
#41
oooh, you forgot to put the **sarcasm** sign on that post.
now you’re gonna get bashed.
I’ll start:
You douchebag, #40, where the fuck do you live? China? Mexico? oh, it so must be mexican china or something ‘cos what you’re saying is just dumb. Like your mom.
next?
jrzmommy | June 14, 2006 at 1:11 pm
43: cut the cord? WTF? Can you use any other out-of-place cliches? Yes, I’m unnaturally attached to my children because I’m bored with the Britney Bad Mommy Stories. That’s some impressive deductive reasoning. Where did you learn to do that, on the short bus on your way to “special” school?
thelaurie | June 14, 2006 at 1:13 pm
so, 41, you’re telling me that if you were shopping at victoria’s secret and you saw a woman put her kid on the floor, begin removing his crap-laden diaper and attempt to hand it off to an unsuspecting employee, you wouldn’t be the least bit grossed out? riiiiiiight.
maybe we wouldn’t NEED to britney bash if she’d stop embarrassing herself.
El drama del Internet | June 14, 2006 at 1:14 pm
..and that shoud be “you douchebag, #41″, but I think you can manage to figure that out