Britney Spears causes mayhem

May 21st, 2007 // 105 Comments

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Comments (105)

  1. BEATLES * BEATLES | May 21, 2007 at 8:30 am

    Were the passengers really FURIOUS, that would seem like an extreme reaction for everyone to have…. there are so many tragedies in life to get FURIOUS about :LOL

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  2. Clea | May 21, 2007 at 8:31 am

    Maybe she figured cowboy boots with this top would be a little *too* much.

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  3. BloggerFormerlyKnownAsP0nk | May 21, 2007 at 8:34 am

    “Hell, anything a person with an IQ under 6 would do sounds like something Britney Spears would do.”
    Like write unintelligible sentences?

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  4. Fifth Stooge | May 21, 2007 at 8:35 am

    I wanna know if that girl in the Bon Jovi tshirt is with her or is she a stalker trying to get close to our Britney?

    View Britney in all of her HQ glory with the cleavage cam.

    http://www.yeeeah.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1167

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  5. Alllegiononflegit | May 21, 2007 at 8:38 am

    Man she needs it in the ass hard to straighten this diva out. then maybe a facial.

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  6. krazihottkelli | May 21, 2007 at 8:44 am

    THIS STUPID WHORE
    I’D LIKE TO SHOVE
    HER F’N FACE UP
    PARIZ’Z AZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

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  7. surfergirls07 | May 21, 2007 at 8:45 am

    OMG, someone kill her already..what a bitch.

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  8. bungoone | May 21, 2007 at 8:57 am

    hey, i have that bon jovi shirt! wtf. i’ll have to burn it now that it’s been this close to britney spears. i can’t have people making that association.

    3, that sentence makes perfect sense.

    lastly, i love the fat trying to escape from under that really nice corset top in pic #1. sexy!

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  9. eruditemess | May 21, 2007 at 9:06 am

    the place she’s stepping out of is overrun by 14-year old wannabe goth/punk kids that troll south beach paying bums to buy them electric blue md 2020. think she’s got a new demographic there. wait… then the ripped fishnets she’s been wearing for the past few months would actually make sense.

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  10. Chauncey Gardner | May 21, 2007 at 9:10 am

    I looked into finding a spare ticket for the show, but it was not to be. Too bad, because I heard some guys on the radio talking about it, and they said it only lasted 15 minutes, and the CD she was synching to apparently skipped twice during the performance. I would have heckled the fuck out of her.

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  11. bungoone | May 21, 2007 at 9:14 am

    sad thing is that the top is probably part of her wedding night lingerie. vomitous!

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  12. bungoone | May 21, 2007 at 9:15 am

    damn Chauncey, we were all counting on you! or maybe it was just me…

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  13. The Superfish guy is on coke | May 21, 2007 at 9:23 am

    A nifty little site called beatupbeavers.com has Britney as their patron saint. What will they think of next.

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  14. WowJustWow | May 21, 2007 at 9:23 am

    She has no lips.

    skin like cottage cheese.

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  15. The Superfish guy is on coke | May 21, 2007 at 9:26 am

    #8 *hey, i have that bon jovi shirt!*

    Sorry about your bad taste.

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  16. wedge1 | May 21, 2007 at 9:31 am

    I’d skeet all over her stretch-marked cellulite.

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  17. johnnycake | May 21, 2007 at 9:31 am

    This bitch is looking more and more like Brooke Hogan everyday…

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  18. megan | May 21, 2007 at 9:33 am

    She looks like Ratchet Face from Cry Baby.

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  19. Spindoc | May 21, 2007 at 9:35 am

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    #1 BEATLES * BEATLES You said

    “Were the passengers really FURIOUS, that would seem like an extreme reaction for everyone to have…. there are so many tragedies in life to get FURIOUS about :LOL”

    Are you joking? Hell yes they’d be furious. If you are on a tight connection and some crazy skank delays your flight so you missed your connecting flight because she can’t sit on a certain type of upolstry? Hell yes I’d be pissed. Additionally, since she had to have been on the plane for a while anyway, why wouldn’t she have left earlier when she first saw the seat covers…

    Remember, this is a girl that walks barefoot into gas station bathrooms, her standards are NOT high, she was probably just having a bad reaction to whatever street grade coke her assistants had scored for her that day.

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  20. Spindoc | May 21, 2007 at 9:37 am

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    #17 Johnycake YES!!!!!! I didn’t think about it til you said that, she is looking EXACTLY like Brooke Hogan! (But without the Penis)

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  21. Lowlands | May 21, 2007 at 9:40 am

    Ahem,so because of the mayday of BS this caused a mayhem.Very acceptable story…

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  22. techclerk | May 21, 2007 at 9:41 am

    After Britney has exhausted all last ditch efforts to revive her career that died in the 90′s, watch her suddenly remember that she’s a mother with children that need to be raised back home and watch her use those poor kids to get attention.

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  23. bungoone | May 21, 2007 at 9:47 am

    15 aka Giant Douche, it was from highschool, many a years ago. it’s not like i paid $70 for a “vintage” shirt like she probably did.

    and how is that bad taste? can a t-shirt be bad taste?

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  24. lipsyncie | May 21, 2007 at 9:48 am

    Americans don’t say “it hasn’t got…” they say “it doesn’t have”
    And Brit isn’t a wanna-be Euro type – I’d go so far as to say she couldn’t if she tried.
    Story sounds false to me.
    I’m not a fan of her, in any case.

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  25. DingDong | May 21, 2007 at 9:51 am

    That fat bitch needs to go away. She looks like the biggest fattest whale strolling down the sidewalk. She has that stupid grin like she thinks she is sweet. She is irrelevant and always will be. What a loser and a terrible parent. I cannot believe that she can even breathe she is sooo dumb. Her face looks like it got slammed by a 2000 ton wrecking ball smeared with her moms dirty tampon discharge. DUMB CUNT!

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  26. veggi | May 21, 2007 at 9:51 am

    The real giveaway is when she’s quoted saying “I say, fancy a fag at the pub, what what?”

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  27. ToiletDuck | May 21, 2007 at 9:52 am

    May she wasn’t wearing panties, and she likes the feel of genuine American Airlines leather on her cooch…she smeared up Paris Hilton’s car seat, remember?

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  28. dehane mohammed | May 21, 2007 at 9:56 am

    Ilove you ,but Ilove sexy for you and my

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  29. peggy-o | May 21, 2007 at 9:59 am

    where are her eyebrows?

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  30. every guy here | May 21, 2007 at 10:03 am

    If I knew I would get $10 mil after we broke up, I’d eagerly lick, fuck, and otherwise service a woman 3 times as fat, ugly, crazy, and stupid as Britney. So would all of you. You’re guys at a celeb site, stop pretending you’re not complete man-whores.

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  31. YouRang | May 21, 2007 at 10:04 am

    Get it all out #25. It’s OK, you’re amongst friends here.

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  32. Superevil | May 21, 2007 at 10:09 am

    #5, I’m willing to step up and take one for the team.

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  33. mrs_primevil | May 21, 2007 at 10:11 am

    I’m alomst sick of hearing about every idiotic thing she does…but then I get to laugh at what she’s wearing so that makes up for it. Never fails either, never!

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  34. Jimbo ? | May 21, 2007 at 10:16 am

    Her boobs look good, but she still has that post lobotomy smile on her face.

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  35. Michael | May 21, 2007 at 10:23 am

    #24 Maybe the person giving the quote is European and is either paraphrasing what Britney said or just remembers the words wrong.

    Given all of her public behavior in the past year, it seems believable to me.

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  36. BloggerFormerlyKnownAsP0nk | May 21, 2007 at 10:25 am

    bungo, really? IQ under 6? How about IQ under 60, or intelligence of a 6 year old? Granted, the syntax is grammatically correct unlike “Which is lame, better there’s so many better things to be booing.” from the Pam Anderson post. When the posters are less intelligent than the people they make fun of, it kills the humor.

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  37. murmurzz | May 21, 2007 at 10:25 am

    What happened to this place? Who are all these new (and sucktastic) people leaving comments? Check out all the comments in the “Britney without makeup” thread – it’s a damn snoozefest (and people are defending Britney over there … what?!).

    Where are all the old regulars? Bleh!

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  38. somebody=#37 | May 21, 2007 at 10:27 am

    somebody needs an enema…

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  39. uberslacker | May 21, 2007 at 10:28 am

    They could’ve let her off once they were airborne, at least. Way to blow it, LA.

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  40. BloggerFormerlyKnownAsP0nk | May 21, 2007 at 10:31 am

    37, depends on who you mean by “old regulars”. I know where a bunch of them hang out, but it’s kind of a secret so that it can remain a walrus-free environment.

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  41. murmurzz | May 21, 2007 at 10:32 am

    hey you kids get off my lawn!!! damn juvenile delinquents…kids today…not like back in my day…(*mutters & dribbles a little pee*)…

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  42. PunjabPete | May 21, 2007 at 10:35 am

    That is nothing… Check this out…
    http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/0521spearslipsync-CR.html

    One step closer to her TrimSpa future… The reaper cometh!!!!!!!

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  43. p0nk's bottom-loving gay dad | May 21, 2007 at 10:36 am

    well now it’s not really a secret anymore, is it?

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  44. veggi | May 21, 2007 at 10:37 am

    Hey, 15. That’s just unamerican! Jon Bon rocks biatch.

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  45. BloggerFormerlyKnownAsP0nk | May 21, 2007 at 10:43 am

    #43 lmao. Hey, he wasn’t always bottom-loving – let me tell you, when I was growing up he spent plenty of time in the middle of the night as a top, and I’ve got the skeet residue to prove it! That’s why my friends call me “Blinky”…

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  46. Jimbo ? | May 21, 2007 at 10:44 am

    @41 We have been waiting for you get back. There is only so much we can do by oursleves

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  47. lambman | May 21, 2007 at 10:51 am

    What a spoiled brat!

    Also, after the initial shock of her “transformation” I think I’ve decided she’s still not close to hot. She looks better than she did a while ago, but she still is pretty fug.

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  48. G'ul I'bul | May 21, 2007 at 10:55 am

    I believe every word of this story. Especially the part where Brit starts talking like a Briton.

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  49. Speedmonkey.net | May 21, 2007 at 11:00 am

    What is everyone complaining about, leather seats are much easier to clean off; it’s much easier to wipe away her crotch rot.

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  50. lettuce | May 21, 2007 at 11:12 am

    hmm i bet the other passengers were just pretending to be angry. they probably let out a big sigh of relief when she yelled about getting off.

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