Britney Spears can’t take a joke

November 22nd, 2006 // 42 Comments

Britney Spears was reportedly pissed about Jimmy Kimmel’s sketch on the American Music Awards last night when he stuck a look-a-like Kevin Federline in a wooden crate and shipped him out to sea. He called K-Fed “the world’s first ever no-hit wonder” and less than five minutes after the sketch he introduced Britney as a surprise presenter. A rep for her says “she had no idea” about the skit and was “incredibly upset” and “inconsolable.” Jimmy Kimmel says he went forward with the sketch because: “I knew they wouldn’t mind because I know they both have great senses of humor.”

Too soon to be joking about murdering your ex-husband? A little too soon? Considering the stuff he says about her you’d think she came up with the idea for the sketch herself. Although if it was her idea it would’ve been more like: “We’ll get him. And then, and then, and then we’ll shoot him. Right in the face! With a gun! It’ll be so funny! And then we’ll keep shooting him! And then we’ll say, ‘Now who’s the bitch, bitch?!’ And we’ll keep shooting him! It’ll be so funny! And get it? It’s clever too! Shot right in the face! It’s so clever!”

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  1. discogirl

    First?

  2. ElatedPornStar

    Spears taking a joke is like saying Spears is smart. It’s just not happening.

  3. Binky

    Although the reasons for the sketch were ‘sketchy’ a spokeman for Kimmel earlier reported, “he had no idea”, was ” incredibly upset” and was “inconsolable” that there was no sex tape.

  4. assfacecocknocker

    i think the shooting in the face sketch would have been quite funny.

    repedely, classic!

  5. She’s still a moron, not a shock.

    http://www.scandalsnappers.com/

  6. JungleRed

    Man, I really feel for those two poor fat retarded babies. And I feel bad for SP and JJ, too.

  7. How could she be pissed? They probably told her about the joke and she forgot.

  8. What makes you think she knows what a contraction
    is? I do not think she is that smart-she did not finish
    high school did she?

  9. caljenna

    I’d like to cackle with glee at the fact that someone blasted K-Fed on national television, but seriously, couldn’t it have been funnier? meh.

  10. aerophyte

    FedEx’s kids could have decended with him. Or they could have been crying on the dock. Now I have to take down my Jesus shrine and put up a picture of Jimmy on the cross…

  11. Danklin

    Sure K-Fed is a joke and should be done away with, but this wasnt even remotely funny. Jimmy Kimmle is one of the lamest comedians out there. Im sure he thought up this gem all by himself.

  12. Since when has either one of them had a sense of humor? They seriously think they are talented, high-steppin’ celebs, when the only reason they still get any mention is that they’re fun to laugh at.

    If I were Brit I WOULD be laughing, especially after the infantile, writing-on-walls antics of that cum-bucket-soon-to-be-ex of hers. Ferret, those hyphens were just for you, you sexy fucker!

  13. TNB Alerts

    The only sad thing is the real whigger Federline wasn’t in that box.

  14. NipsyHustle

    if she’s mad about him being made fun of and she’s still wearing a wedding band, something tells me they may not actually get divorced. i won’t believe it until i see the ink dried on the final decree.

  15. What a miserable bitch. Just go along with the joke.

    http://www.celebslam.com

  16. DJTennessee

    Britney taught Sarah Silverman everything she knows about scoring a wonderful, attractive guy with a terrific sense of humor.

  17. I can see where she would be a bit put off, I mean it reflects on her judgement to have even married him. She is too close to the relationship to be able to have the gift of distance right now.

    Eventually she may find it funny, once she figures out where she left her brain.

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com

  18. That’s friggin’ hilarious. I must have been in the bathroom when Federline got his award. I missed it.

    http://thedirtydisher.blogspot.com/

  19. “a whole school of fish just got pregnant”…

    i laughed coffee through my nose…

  20. Sayonara

    you can’t go wrong dissing k-fed. end of story.

  21. Come on…Britney’s a drama queen. That’s what’s with all of the crying… blah blah blah. Do you think Kevin Earl now understands everyone thinks he’s a joke?

  22. NipsyHustle

    # 22

    i don’t think EARL gets it. he bagged britney in her prime so he’s still going to the grave thinking he’s got the midas touch.

    poor brit. it’s one thing to read in the tabloids about people thinking your husband is a wigger deadbeat joke but it’s another to sit in a room full of people who are laughing out loud about your wigger deadbeat joke husband.

  23. The skit was kind of lame, but the laughter from the crowd was the best part of the clip. Seems EVERYONE in the biz knows this guy is a joke. Who the hell gave this guy a record deal anyway? Someone needs to lose their job over K-Fed-Ex.

    Jayna
    Savvy Chick

  24. buzz_clik

    It depends, #22. The only way Kev would get a chance to realise that is if he’s no longer surrounded by the kinda people who pumped up his tyres enough to make him think he’s a recording artist. Let’s hope that all those people are now ships deserting a sinking rat, eh?

  25. Meh, it’s a start. Now if we could REALLY do that to him, and Paris, and every rapper who’s made more than $20 “hustlin” their “music”, the world would be so much better.

    http://edquarters.blogspot.com

  26. NipsyHustle

    #24

    actually you can thank brit for making his record debut possible. she gave him money to create his own record label “federation records”. now you know why the audience ALL laughed at this joker.

    at this point his new name is FEDLESS, considering he’s probably dumpster diving for meals now since he’s broke.

  27. pop

    that bitch outta chill….it’s over he’s dead, i’m aroused….

    http://popculturepundit.blogspot.com/

  28. MargeAggedon

    “No hit wonder” ? HA! It’s funny ’cause it’s true.

  29. tinheart

    You know, I was thinking “what would happen if Brittany hit rock bottom?” And by “rock bottom”, I mean even worse than she’s hit now.

    Even if she went Courtney Love, shot smack, emptied two bottles of Stoli a day, and gained eighty pounds, people would still be interested. She’d be on The Surreal Life, or packing them in in Branson. Why? Because she was once Britney Spears. She was once the pretty girl, she sang, “Oops! I Did It Again,” she was once Grade-A-Fantasy-Material. People might snigger…but they will watch her, the same way they watch Liza-with-a-Z.

    Whereas for Kevin…well, if he hits bottom, the only place you’ll be seeing him is on “Bumfight”.

  30. Binky

    I think it’s ‘Bumfights’
    (not that I’ve seen the show)

  31. beifiori

    in all seriousness, I don’t think they are really seperated. I think it’s a big charade to try and pump up the sales over his disaster of a record or either an impending release from her. i mean, why else would she 1. get upset and 2. still be wearing that weddingband?

  32. 32, to answer your inquiries:

    1. She is teh dum dum.

    2. It’s a high-fashion contraceptive.

    http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php

  33. Celebrities never put down other celebs. Even if they HATE each other they say crap like “Oh, so and so is my GOOD friend” or “I LOVE and respect their work” etc….

    So whats so great about that video is that they weren’t hiding the fact that they were laughing at him being ripped on. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  34. Carina

    I didn’t like Kevin so much but after this stupid jokes I feel sympathy for him.

    It’s not a matter of good sense of humour; jokes about KILLING someone who is going through a bad moment are NOT funny.

  35. Boo hoo for Britney. And what the hell is with the LOSERS who continually post FIRST? Get a life already. If that’s the highlight of your day, to be THE FIRST commenter on The Superficial, you might want to get a hobby. Or a job. And you’re not even commenting, you’re writing FIRST?. Dumb.

  36. How could Britney be pissed? This video is awesome.

    By the way…I don’t wanna brag or nothin’ but… Thirty-Seventh!!

  37. Jenster

    *yawn*
    this dizzy broad tires me

  38. Frank "Grimey" Grimes

    I would like to put my dick in all 7 of her holes. 7 if you include ears and nostrils.

  39. bluehairchick

    I thought the “no-hit wonder” comment was brilliant.

    Still, it was a bit harsh to do the bit right before Brit came on. She masked any angst admirably.

    http://www.findmebaby.com/BlueHairChick

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  41. ha ha…but i bet kfed put her up to being all upset

  42. GOOD FOR HER! There is a reason why no one books Britney Spears for this type of thing – - because she has no REAL TALENT and she is a mental case. Poor thing has no idea the world is laughing at her tard ass. You go Beyonce.

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