Commissioner Scott Gordon ordered this afternoon that Britney Spears is no longer allowed to drive with her children in the car. Britney had run a red-light last week with her children and court appointed monitor in the car which prompted Kevin Federline’s lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan to call for an emergency hearing. They wanted to revoke Britney’s driving privileges and succeeded, according to E! News:
“Orders were made,” Kaplan said upon leaving the courtroom. “I can’t discuss the content of those orders. Documents have not been released by the court, and I don’t know if they will be. The matter will be continued at a future date.”
For those of you reading at home, that’s lawyer talk for “Hell yeah, we kicked some ass.” Though I don’t really think Kevin’s lawyer are in a position to brag. I mean, their job is way too easy. I’m sure they can get the judge to agree with them on anything. They could petition the judge to make Britney Spears grow a mustache and box a kangaroo and he’d probably go for it.
Cowgirl with tall white boots and a wink | November 16, 2007 at 6:16 pm
FFFFirst on Friday? FFFFuck yeah!
josh | November 16, 2007 at 6:18 pm
aha, but they didn’t say she couldn’t drive with her kids ON the car…
megan | November 16, 2007 at 6:21 pm
first bitches
Cowgirl from the block (not really) | November 16, 2007 at 6:22 pm
Great. There isn’t enough room in the prison system for yet ANOTHER celebrity hoe without a driver’s license!
yukadoozer | November 16, 2007 at 6:22 pm
Allrrightt! Britney is Boomtastic!
Ted from LA | November 16, 2007 at 6:27 pm
Is that the same Comissioner from Batman? I am almost positive it is.
Britney | November 16, 2007 at 6:32 pm
Why can’t you just leave me alone? I took the little brats WITH me didn’t I? I could have left them home with the Yorkie! I’m damned if I do damned if don’t! Where’s my KFC and nail polish!?
kate | November 16, 2007 at 6:37 pm
box AND kangaroo
Now that would take some talent, whatever it means
(yeah i know it was a typo but it still amused me)
Kristen Dei from LA (Louisiana that is) | November 16, 2007 at 7:03 pm
You mean to tell me he didn’t already order Britney to grow a moustache? Well, she’s ahead of the game on that one!
MindRiot | November 16, 2007 at 7:05 pm
skank
Capt. Sloppy | November 16, 2007 at 7:35 pm
So now the tots get to stay home and watch mommy blow smoke rings out of her coochie. “Hey kids! Wanna see something really neat? Oh stop crying! Jeezus I’m trying to play with you like that court lady said.”
TS | November 16, 2007 at 7:38 pm
If you are going to call first, then folow it up with “Bitches” you better make sure you’re actually first, or you end up lookig like a bigger moron than you already do. Some friendly advice to those who choose to unoriginally state the obvious.
certainly | November 16, 2007 at 8:11 pm
i’m waiting for small fry and tater tot to turn up on ebay. i’m so wanting some fat, retard kids with rotten teeth and no home training.
Greedo the Dead | November 16, 2007 at 8:55 pm
She’ll fuck it up somehow… If I had to bet, I’d say that Josh (#2) is probably the closest. She’ll rent a U-Haul trailer and put them in that. Or buy a motorcycle and a little sidecar. Or maybe a spaceship with a KFC on board.
Hey Brit, if you’re reading, this would be an excellent reason to kill yourself.
Matthew | November 16, 2007 at 9:37 pm
she wil screw it up
janice | November 16, 2007 at 10:17 pm
Oh ya Matthew and you never screwed up. Man get a grip for fuck sakes. You have a president that is committing genocide all over the world and your biggest concern right now is this. You are so fucked and so apart of this system it is sick. I guess in your spare time you take antidepressants and sit around criticizing everyone you can think of. Man look in your own backyard and fix you. Come out, come in but just stand up for whoever you are. If there wasn’t Lindsay or brit it would be code orange or the killer beeesss, or the chicken flu. Wake up my friend, wake up………………
Screw You Superfish | November 16, 2007 at 10:41 pm
Kangaroos! Laser beams! I’m kooky!! Wakka wakka!!
Celebutard Hater | November 16, 2007 at 11:29 pm
Ted from LA:
You know, I sure hope Comissioner Gordon were around “¿Britney Spears, aka Lady Lard, is at large?” “¿She has two infants as hostages?” “Well, there’s only one man who can help those two poor little boys” *Looks sternly at he Batphone*
lg | November 16, 2007 at 11:32 pm
I love the way you losers fight for frist place.
As for the ruling about Brit’s kids, all I could think of was “Yay. About time.” That at least gives the boys a shot of living out their natural lives.
BTW, my son and I have a bet on how Brit dies, and how soon. She’ll want to pull a Janis on us, we’re sure. Fame 4EVR! Yeah!
Zs | November 16, 2007 at 11:38 pm
“… grow a mustache …” ??? She’s already got one, man! Bring on the kangaroo!
Anexio | November 17, 2007 at 12:01 am
Seriosly, what is the matter with the webmater that he feels the need to constintly barate brit when it should be the paps and the guys with the camersas as stuff. the guy that changes the red ligth should also be brought in for justise as well and needs to have his head examined.
I for one am starting a partition against the people that are trying to hurt briney and those that suroundh her. posters like frist and vaggie are the ignorent ones and need to be brought to the justace systams for some educashin and need to understant that she is a huaman being and that she has real feelings taht can get hurt. Who are you people that do this sort of thing day after day after day. You are so pathatic and you need the help in my humbl opininon.
Your trulay a sad person and i for one feel very sorry for you and the persons that around you contantly are telling you to shut ups.
I hate that kFed too hes a jerk just like and thanks for making me mad.
Briana | November 17, 2007 at 12:53 am
Educashin, XDD.
Danklin24 | November 17, 2007 at 12:55 am
This judge is being a prick. Im not a Britney supporter by any means but any judge worth his salt can see there was a dipshit photog in front of her car when she ran the red light. no fucking shit she ran it, she was blinded by 35 flashes. Christ, its not like she ran over one of her kids, people do that shit and are still allowed to drive.
AshFrog | November 17, 2007 at 1:11 am
@Anexio
It’s not that we don’t think she has feelings or that we intentionally want to hurt her, it’s that no matter how many chances she gets, no matter who tries to help her she just keeps acting so ignorant and drivign herslef into the ground. THis wouldn’t be so bad by itself, but no she endangers her son’s lives; kids who shouldn’t have to deal with such a deranged human being like their mom. Is it wrong that we bash britney? sure. But it’s much worse that she cares more about her dog and living her own life than giving her kids a better life. She is a fucked up individual and is always in the spotlight therefore she will always be criticized. If you don’t like it don’t read the comments, but don’t get on your high horse because you’re just telling her its okay to be a fuck up!
* MISS UNIVERSE | November 17, 2007 at 2:42 am
She knows everything she does is under scrutiny and recorded – so she can not hide from responsibility
Condoleezza Jones | November 17, 2007 at 2:56 am
Does a family-law judge have the authority to order the death penalty?
selina | November 17, 2007 at 3:04 am
she has become downplay? a pair of glasses hide her face, she changed? but why her photos on a millionaire& celebritiesite called sugarcupid.com are hot and sexy.
ack | November 17, 2007 at 9:13 am
this is so stupid. take the children away. and make it permanent this time. no visitation, no nothing. she’s a total freak.
Greedo the Dead | November 17, 2007 at 10:25 am
I can has visitation?
Micky Mc | November 17, 2007 at 12:18 pm
@23. A decent parent would realize that all the photogs around her children just isn’t a good idea (because it obviously causes her to drive like an asshat). So for the extremely limited amount of time she IS PERMITTED to spend with them… it’d be better spent anywhere other than in the car.
hausfrau | November 17, 2007 at 3:40 pm
Can’t wait for the pictures of Britney with her kids in the car on Monday.
And the court hearing on Tuesday to determine whether or not Britney actually HEARD the judge say no kids in the car.
Then on Wednesday more pictures of the kids in the car.
Thursday’s court appearance giving Britney one more warning that she ABSOLUTELY cannot drive with the kids in the car.
Friday- pictures of Britney driving with the kids in the car.
Oh who am I kidding? Britney would never see her kids that many times in one week.
Lemmy Caution | November 17, 2007 at 4:22 pm
Commissioner Gordon?!? You’re kidding me, right?
jen | November 17, 2007 at 11:41 pm
The pop were even yelling at her that it was a red light and banging on her car. She was being careless at that moment. Everyone does make mistakes..that is so very true, but how many can we count here……..would love to see her get it together!
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meemo | November 18, 2007 at 12:18 am
what a dumbo.
meemo | November 18, 2007 at 12:18 am
what a dumbo.
cj | November 18, 2007 at 3:35 am
damn britney :( you just played out now… i thought in the beggining it was to get some extra help cause you are young and your wild side calls for you and you just wanted some freedom but, now i realize id have to be a damn fool to wanna believe your even capable of change. come on now, im a young parent as well but driving with sunglasses is just inexscusable it aint like we dont know who your big head a** is any way as much as you get out the car for no damn reason but to get free exsposure!! grow up at least we know your children will
cj | November 18, 2007 at 3:35 am
damn britney :( you just played out now… i thought in the beggining it was to get some extra help cause you are young and your wild side calls for you and you just wanted some freedom but, now i realize id have to be a damn fool to wanna believe your even capable of change. come on now, im a young parent as well but driving with sunglasses is just inexscusable it aint like we dont know who your big head a** is any way as much as you get out the car for no damn reason but to get free exsposure!! grow up at least we know your children will
cj | November 18, 2007 at 3:35 am
damn britney :( you just played out now… i thought in the beggining it was to get some extra help cause you are young and your wild side calls for you and you just wanted some freedom but, now i realize id have to be a damn fool to wanna believe your even capable of change. come on now, im a young parent as well but driving with sunglasses is just inexscusable it aint like we dont know who your big head a** is any way as much as you get out the car for no damn reason but to get free exsposure!! grow up at least we know your children will
cj | November 18, 2007 at 3:35 am
damn britney :( you just played out now… i thought in the beggining it was to get some extra help cause you are young and your wild side calls for you and you just wanted some freedom but, now i realize id have to be a damn fool to wanna believe your even capable of change. come on now, im a young parent as well but driving with sunglasses is just inexscusable it aint like we dont know who your big head a** is any way as much as you get out the car for no damn reason but to get free exsposure!! grow up at least we know your children will
gerard Vandenberg | November 18, 2007 at 11:02 pm
That’s O.K.!! This woman can’t even drive herself safely with all those horsepowers under the hood. This is NOT rwanda, you know!!
Johncc | November 19, 2007 at 3:51 am
Britney is quite crazy these days. I saw her joined the celeb and millionaire singles dating site millionairecupid.com and chatting with other single man. Maybe she wants to find someone for new hook ups just the charlie sheen has done there a couple of months ago. But I’m ashamed of her. She should do something for her kids and spend more time on her kids, rather than dating again.
mariam | November 20, 2007 at 8:22 am
Hi,
I have a piece of advice to give her and other ladies like her,
If only she knew who made her to who she is today, then all her life will change …… it sad to see so many things happening to her now and took almost everything she have dreamed and achived,
my advice is …..if only she will turn back the time and think who she was before she become fame then she will relise what she need wright now……. all she need wright now is just to quite the life style of hollywood superstar and atleast try to become a normal person and realise she has two kids whom for now she thing its fun to have them while in realistic those are the only future and asset she has,,,, atleast she need to ask god to forgive her and ask for help then god will hear her cry and all her life will change and she will have all them back to her. she has done so many thing to dissapoint god and thats why her life, her wealth is paying her now. they need to live like there is tommorow and feel all the pain they
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