Here are promotional shots for Britney Spears’ upcoming Candies campaign for Kohl’s. And, yes, you read that right: there are teasers for ads now. Whee! That aside, I love the realism here. Because these shots clear resemble everything I’ve seen of Britney in the past four weeks. Seriously, they’re so life-like, I called child services. (Reflex action, Britney. My bad.)
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She's Ugly | April 1, 2009 at 11:22 am
She looks so fat on tour. It is really amazing what photoshop, lighting, and makeup can do.
Nat | April 1, 2009 at 11:23 am
I like how her stomach is so flat, it looks like it was drawn with a ruler. Very realistic.
shampoo please | April 1, 2009 at 11:26 am
Her hair doesn’t even look greasy.
titneysucks | April 1, 2009 at 11:27 am
What a joke – she looks like steamed shit in real life.
Cerra | April 1, 2009 at 11:28 am
April Fool’s, right? >_<
Richard McBeef | April 1, 2009 at 11:29 am
magic gunt eraser
Fuck skinny chicks | April 1, 2009 at 11:29 am
Puhleeeze…I can’t help thinking that a whole NEW generation of young women is going to think this shit is 100% real.
To the jailbait of the future: for god’s sake, find someone REAL to inspire endless trips to the bathroom after meals. If yer gonna go the upchuck-and-laxative route to dieting, make sure you have a better role model than…this.
shoopy | April 1, 2009 at 11:29 am
Obama president NAW!!
M | April 1, 2009 at 11:43 am
i love britney, but these are just plain ewww.
superstar | April 1, 2009 at 11:47 am
Sooooo much Photoshop used! How many hours did it take? I wonder…
B'lack Oboombox, figurehead Ape in the White House yo | April 1, 2009 at 11:49 am
I’m B’lack Oboombox, and by taxing every small business employer and corporation so much that they have to go out of business, fire all their employees, or move overseas, I’m going to create jobs.
Also, by speaking very eloquently and reading my preprepared speeches off of a teleprompter, I’ll create even more jobs.
And furthermore, by rewarding deadbeat minorities who didn’t pay their subprime mortgages with new mortgages paid by the gov’t with money we’ll print with no backing collateral, deflating the value of the dollar to that of a peso, sending the economy into a unrecoverable downward spiral, all the while spending trillions of dollars on needless liberal government aggenda programs that will ultimately fail and cost three times their projected budgets, I’ll create even more jobs!
Change!
P.S. RichPort’s Ghost, please stop sending me naked pictures of yourself.
P911gt10c | April 1, 2009 at 11:49 am
BORING!
GuyHolly | April 1, 2009 at 11:51 am
Id fuck her. One time for each personality.
Jrz | April 1, 2009 at 11:53 am
She looks so empowered. Like…Dun Duh Dah!! SuperSkank!
farty mcshitface | April 1, 2009 at 11:54 am
yup, these are so fake. about the only thing remotely realistic about the pics is her face. the body isn’t hers. the legs are too scrawny and weak. and brit has a gut but in the pics it’s totally gone.
Mr. Obvious | April 1, 2009 at 11:58 am
I pronounce this “Photoshop Level 5″: you know it’s Britney, took out a lot of imperfections, and she looks about 10 lbs lighter.
Level 0: no Photoshop
Level 10: that’s a completely different person.
jamesmcdon | April 1, 2009 at 12:01 pm
click my name is see her unphotoshopped pictures…much worse than you think!!
Deuce Bigalow | April 1, 2009 at 12:01 pm
She makes millions and is world famous. Like she cares….
jrz | April 1, 2009 at 12:01 pm
heh heh…#15 said, “gut but”
Photoshop MASTER | April 1, 2009 at 12:05 pm
I do good work…
Objection sustained | April 1, 2009 at 12:05 pm
Oboombox…. what a clever pun! Where do you come up with this stuff??
Dude | April 1, 2009 at 12:07 pm
She hasn’t looked like that since I’d the year 2000….
GuyHolly | April 1, 2009 at 12:09 pm
Jrz– I was reading back in the archives last night. Ran across your friends DamYell and SJTLQ. hehehe
rolo | April 1, 2009 at 12:17 pm
Not only can you use a ruler on her stomache, her legs as well
Zanna | April 1, 2009 at 12:17 pm
AORIEAPRIN.
Anon | April 1, 2009 at 12:19 pm
What are the adverts trying to sell?
Surely thats the point of an advert.
AnastasiaLynn | April 1, 2009 at 12:20 pm
keep in mind that shes gained some weight back on her tour but shes been working on this ad campaign for months! Kinda like how actors film movies for like a whole year before they get released. So these mustve been taken right after she got in shape again.
Max Planck | April 1, 2009 at 12:20 pm
What, no cigarette?
Rough Daddy | April 1, 2009 at 12:21 pm
How the hell did they hide that cluster of papule on the left chin….
Cartman | April 1, 2009 at 12:22 pm
Britney always has the most busted-up looking feet so it’s only natural that she would get a shoe contract.
Zanna | April 1, 2009 at 12:22 pm
That’s the most fucked up Cheetos ad I’ve ever seen.
juniper | April 1, 2009 at 12:25 pm
seriously who cares anymore? shes completely irrelevant.
GuyHolly | April 1, 2009 at 12:25 pm
ZANNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
You are the problem | April 1, 2009 at 12:28 pm
#11, Obama sent the economy into an unrecoverable downward spiral?
Hahahahaha, that’s a good one. He’s been in office for a little over 60 DAYS, and the economy has been tanking for a couple of YEARS. Oh, but that’s right, George “Magical Thinking” Bush told you the economy was fine, so you believe that this mess didn’t start until Obama took office.
You are a fucking dolt, with about 8 chromosomes to your credit.
Spockette | April 1, 2009 at 12:33 pm
Does anybody else have a sudden urge for a triple mochaccino, six big macs, and a bag of Doritos?
Jrz | April 1, 2009 at 12:37 pm
Please guy….don’t conjure them up.
Zanna | April 1, 2009 at 12:37 pm
GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111
Nero | April 1, 2009 at 12:39 pm
Who’s this extreme hot babe!?
mafme | April 1, 2009 at 12:41 pm
Terrible photoshoping! They put a dark shadow under her jawline to make the head-neck connection seem conceivable. But those are not Britney’s legs. She has big, muscular legs… some fat too, but justsayin’. Just terrible pick for a body double.
Nero | April 1, 2009 at 12:42 pm
@38 I’m talking about the Superficial writer ofcourse!
Rhialto | April 1, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Great photoshop job! Very skilled and well done!
RichPort's Ghost | April 1, 2009 at 12:54 pm
#11 – Still White, maybe you should go for another tour in Iraq… as an IED defuser. C’mon… your country needs you.
demiiio | April 1, 2009 at 12:59 pm
she is disgusting.and she doesnat looka like that since she was 19.shitney is a loser.dont care about her.she is a fat and celulite lady
The Girl You Don't Bring Home to Momma | April 1, 2009 at 1:02 pm
I will miss her boobage.
Jessica | April 1, 2009 at 1:12 pm
I think she looks great.. Go Britney!!
Adobe | April 1, 2009 at 1:19 pm
Aaaaand… now with more Photoshop.
mark | April 1, 2009 at 1:25 pm
Brittney’s tits point straight DOWN. Her kids breastfeed standing up!
Maximus | April 1, 2009 at 1:26 pm
That is some seriously high quality airbrushing.
Floryn | April 1, 2009 at 1:27 pm
she looks so good… http://celebsgsp.blogspot.com/
Maximus | April 1, 2009 at 1:27 pm
And I should add that if a woman who looked like this actually existed, she’d be hot.