Britney Spears buys the love of men

She looks like the result of an ill-timed one night stand between Robert Smith (The Cure), and Courtney Love. Albeit, (simply playing out this fictitious scenario here), she failed to inherit any musical talent from either. Damn those recessive genes!

Don’t you guys recognize a troll when you see one?

..and by that I mean #83…PrettyBaby wouldn’t say something like that….she’s a lover, guys.

…WTF, Cartman?!

danielle- *sigh* #83 was a troll for fucks sakes. I usually don’t go around saying neeeeegros or whatever.

But anyway yeah Brit looks more and more like a crazy bitch. It’s pretty bad when K-Fed looks like he’s the one that can do soooo much better. Poor Sean P.

Wow it takes me a year to earn that much and she blows it in one night.

@107

At least one….right? Those lips are thick for no reason. They don’t teach you THAT at the seminary LOL….

@107

At least one….right? Those lips aren’t thick for no reason. They don’t teach you THAT at the seminary LOL….

Why does she keep holding her dress up?

hm. she looks happy.

She is quite medicated

she reminds me of before mariah carrey had her little “meltdown”-luckily with her there were no kids involved! Prediction-20 years from now Sean Preston will write a tell all about the horrors of having Britney Spears as a mother. Isint it funny how no one can stop a trainwreck yet everyone can see it coming?

gosh, u guys need to look at yourselves first then judge other people, so stupid. So what, she is not perfect, who is?

some new moms (or moms-of-two) look a little ragged, and you can sympathise. Aww, up all night with a cranky newborn and dealing with a toddler as well. Thise moms are at the playground wearing a quick ponytail and some sweats. Totally excusable. She looks like she just rolled home after all-nighter involving rails, vodka and an accidental hairspunking.

That poor kid.

Let’s see,

Wide gaping craw…check
Ever present gum… check
Fried ass hair extensions..check
Absence of style….check
Ill fitting and inappropriate clothes..check
Weird compulsion to hike up miniskirt..check
Ever present Manny/Nanny to parent her kids..check

omg # 58 thats priceless way too funny

Just goes to show…

You can take the girl out of the trailer park but you can’t take the trash out of the girl.

Britney rules!

I mean… honestly. Isn’t she wealthy enough to have her OWN backyard?

Ridiculous to take your children to a PLAYGROUND when you’re so rich.

yeah, well, i guess i’d milk that cow too if i was dating her