The only thing more ironic than Britney Spears wearing a Harvard sweatshirt would be Alessandra Ambrosio winning the Ugly Award. You see, because Alessandra is not ugly and Britney Spears is not smart. That’s how irony works, my friends.
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I really don’t care. It is rumored that she is supposed to be making some kind of comeback in 2007. *GREAT!!!*…Just when I was getting to a world free of Britney’s nasal voice. Oh well, I rather hear her than Parasite or Hohan.
If I were a celebrity, I'll try and fool the paparazzi, by organizing a murder. I had just randomly killing a certain type, jump over a car and start making Godzilla noises.