Britney Spears’ brother Bryan married Jamie Lynn Spears’ manager on New Year’s Eve in an event that family members described as “Not quite incest. But close enough.” People reports:
“It was beautiful,” a source tells PEOPLE about the elder Spears’s wedding to Graciella Sanchez, 36, longtime manager of little sister Jamie Lynn. “It was only close family, very small and intimate.”
While the couple’s engagement may have caught many by surprise – they only recently started dating seriously – the two have been acquaintances for years.
“The family was totally excited,” a friend of the family tells PEOPLE. “Graciella’s wonderful. Everybody was happy about it.”
Wait. Jamie Lynn Spears has a manager? Then where the hell was this Graciella woman when Casey Aldridge was putting his virile redneck seed in her client’s underage hoo-ha? Obviously, she had her hands full banging her way into the Spears’ family fortune which, now that I think about it, was kind of a smart move. Those MBAs really do pay for themselves.