Britney Spears’ breasts in a bikini aren’t making me cry. What the…

November 15th, 2009 // 69 Comments

Dear Britney,

Did you notice today how people stared at your chest and went “Hey, those are kind of awesome” instead of asking whether you’re pointing at them or that guy over there? No, way over there.

That’s what happens when you support those things. No foolin’. On that note, I’d tell you to write all this down but I don’t want your kids seeing you choke on a pen cap after a full day of staring directly into your ass and realizing they’ll never be innocent again.

Here to help,

The Superficial Writer


  1. tony

    Fatney is built like a man.

  2. b

    Why do people say she looks good after 2 kids?
    NO she doesn’t she is a 27 year old that looks twice her age.
    Cindy Crwaford is 43 with 2 kids and she looks a mllion times better than Fatney Spears.

  3. orion

    Actually she has always has big chunky short legs. Even when she was
    supposed to be “hot”. It’s just that then she used to work out hard and have
    rock hard abs. Having kids is no excuse. She is a celebrity. She looks much older than her years. There are regular women who look better. She doesn’t have good genetics. She is never going to be a tall lean supermodel type.
    She’s a natural chubby girl, who has to work very hard at being slim.

  4. well

    The only people who thnk she looks good are her brirtarded fans.

  5. Renee

    Her boobs are truly amazing. I can’t figure them out. For a few years they we huge, then she looked flat chested, now they shrunk again. Either they are natural or she has a really small implants. Something about them don’t look right though. Why are her nipples so low?

  6. ash

    The short hair in the front is obviously her natural hair. Its long enough now to get rid of all that fake shit. Brit has rocked the short hair before and looked a million times better than the extensions.

  7. The short hair in the front is obviously her natural hair. Its long enough now to get rid of all that fake shit. Brit has rocked the short hair before and looked a million times better than the extensions.

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  9. Amp88

    Her hair is long enough to get rid of the extensions. To be honest, she could have a really cute bob haircut.

    As for her body? I’d LOVE to look like her. =]

  10. welldoneson

    You guys saying Britney looks like a man:
    Stop beating your head against the wall; you’re done.

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  12. Wow, time has not been kind with her. Talking about fugly. She looks OLD.

  13. Superbiggerevil

    She’s way beyond damaged goods.

  14. M_D

    see! i never did believe she got implants and this is just another picture of proof.

  15. How far she has fallen, she at one time was so hot it was crazy…now I’m not even interested!

  16. She is gone forever!

  17. It is either Brit or Lindsey .. wehre is Paris when you need her?

  18. So, what exactly is she doing there anyway?

  19. mark
    Commented on this photo:

    A body to die for……………wow!

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