Britney Spears’ breast is acting strange

November 9th, 2006 // 79 Comments

I consider myself an expert when it comes to breasts, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything like this before. It looks like she’s wearing one of those strapless bra cups, only she’s not. That’s her skin. It’s like a reverse tan line, which has me convinced the woman I saw at the beach in a full body suit with the boobs cut out really was Britney Spears. Everybody was all “That’s just your sex doll, pervert.” But I knew the truth.


  1. FashMags

    It’s a shadow you stupid bitches. Don’t make me defend dingbat from overt stupidity – I don’t like being in that position.

  2. bogdana

    It seems likely she might be breastfeeding or at least pumping, in which case one breast could easily become engorged.

  3. nycgirl

    for that to be an implant her breasts would have to be see through – it looks a stick on bra cup. if she is breastfeeding we should all be grateful she spared us from seeing her nipples.

    morans. (hahaha)

  4. aliomali

    She can’t feel the draft due to the NuBra and Silicone. Or by her past fashion faux pas, this could be part of her outfit…

  5. lowkey

    Pretty fucking weird…

  6. Tits_McGhee

    Like I said: her boobies are as fake as my orgasms.

  7. Chuck

    That is a shadow, I subscribe to Wireimage and they don’t look like that.

  8. Chuck

    she did just have a baby a month ago, they are full of Milk

  9. Maskatron

    I’d suck it.

  10. Porcelyn

    They are poorly done implants Mr. Fish. Educate yourself at http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/

  11. Hohlraum

    its a shadow your morons .. good lord.

  12. Missallanpoe

    I’m one of many to NOT stand up for her..but there’s nothing wrong with those funbags. It’s one of the following…

    1. shadow
    2. bra print after taken one off recently..like if your thigh were to sit upon a penny for a few minutes, it would leave a mark..
    3. photoshoped. just like when someone airbrushed her fuckin nipple out. there was nothing wrong with her boobs in the other pics…so this one seems obvious or the shadow one.

  13. sid

    Uh, no…

    It’s too heavy an indent. Don’t you think she knows how she looks by now

  14. theallknowing Queen

    omigod you guys are all dumb fucks…first of all…thats what happens to tits when you use photoshop to spherize them!! you guys are all dumb asses and trust me im a photoshop expert…+ i hate the editors of this site…they used my kylie minogue story and didnt give me credit fucking ass hole bastards

  15. ElatedPornStar

    A few suckles here and there wouldn’t hurt. Well, maybe they will. The stupids are cuntageous I hear,

    Hmm, I’m feeling cunty right now. Is anyone else?

  16. bestthingever

    It’s from a breast pump, duh. She just had a baby.

  17. Leori

    And her hair is orange because …. ?

  18. Anndralina Steals Husbands

    i think its a wig….looks like one at least. that or a squirrel. which is, sadly, possible.

  19. aboura

    Her breast is noraml, someone was messing with these pictures. check out the original ones, and please, leave the woman alone:

    http://www.x-britney.com/gallery/details.php?image_id=10924

  20. JackUup

    Ok. That is definitely one of those silicone falsies that women use to give them more cleavage…!! How do i know..? I went out with a friend, and her’s were showing… She sure fooled me I always thought she had some biguns…

  21. sid

    Judging from the lyrics in lesbo S&M queen Joan Jett’s new CD, Sinner

    “Get off
    Having rough sex
    Relax
    While I pound your ass”

    I’d say Joan came over for an afternoon, talked her into it and tied her to the garage door opener, and hauled off with a devastating crack of the whip. It was too much for Britney, who uttered their agreed safe word of “Filet o’ Fish,” and the party was over.

    they did spend the rest of the evening quietly 69ing each other.

  22. look_at_that

    you guys are idiots. havent you ever herd of engourgment? she did just have a baby. she just needs the milk sucked out. any takers?

  23. yeasox

    You are all retarded. It’s obviously a nursing pad, specially made to match her skin. ugh

  24. jess

    Hahaha that is def strange but it doesnt matter
    Brit is stillll beautiful

    Check her on this video.. such a beauty
    http://www.myheavy.com/video.php?video_id=667&type=heavy

  25. Okay, I think you are all wrong…

    Ever heard of air-brush tans? I had that same line on my bust. Maybe she got an airbrushing to give her skin an even-complexion (and maybe, just maybe her actual skin tone is more bluish and not so pretty)

    If you catch it from the right angle, you can see airbrushing…

    Just a thought…

    -jess

  26. well, she is fat now…

  27. aks

    milky breast iwant to do fuck with him

  28. this breast is so testy to eat

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