I consider myself an expert when it comes to breasts, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything like this before. It looks like she’s wearing one of those strapless bra cups, only she’s not. That’s her skin. It’s like a reverse tan line, which has me convinced the woman I saw at the beach in a full body suit with the boobs cut out really was Britney Spears. Everybody was all “That’s just your sex doll, pervert.” But I knew the truth.
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gossipmonger | November 9, 2006 at 8:27 am
Never seen a folding breast before… how interesting…
Brain Embolism | November 9, 2006 at 8:27 am
I’m suffering from deja vu.
http://thesuperficial.com/2006/11/britney_spears_boobs_are_huge.html#comment
DancingQueen | November 9, 2006 at 8:27 am
Totally an implant obviously.
sonreesa | November 9, 2006 at 8:28 am
hmmmmm first?
shame that she got implants….i wonder how she’s gonna feed the latest fed-spawn with that thing…and how she’s going to fend off the rumors from when she was like 17…
PapaHotNuts | November 9, 2006 at 8:28 am
Wow- a story about Brittany. I didn’t see this one coming.
sonreesa | November 9, 2006 at 8:28 am
lol ok nvm….fourth!
Deecag | November 9, 2006 at 8:28 am
Her implant seeks definition. It’s like double cleavage, but really not that attractive. At all.
Bioplant | November 9, 2006 at 8:30 am
3. Not obviously an implant, actually. Do you have implants? Saline? Silicone?
I am considered an expert on implants. I’ve tasted thousands, and trust me, that photo is not decisive evidence as to the existence of bolt-ons.
To be absolutely sure, I must taste them. Give me a couple weeks…
Brain Embolism | November 9, 2006 at 8:31 am
It’s a K-Fed cock-crease!
beckolyn | November 9, 2006 at 8:31 am
It has to be lighting or something. There are pictures posted earlier that don’t show this. If it isn’t lighting, it’s some sort of photoshop. :P
Mojo | November 9, 2006 at 8:31 am
looks like the milk’s spoiling.
http://celebriteaze.blogspot.com/
DancingQueen | November 9, 2006 at 8:31 am
Hello Superfish peeps and thanks for tuning in where it’s ALL BRIT and ALL KEV, ALL THE TIME!!!! It’s is sad that I miss Paris?
amhi | November 9, 2006 at 8:33 am
I can only suggest it must be malicious, jealous, boobless women on photoshop.
jrzmommy | November 9, 2006 at 8:33 am
NO shit, #12–I didn’t realize that the Superficial has now turned into the Spears/Federline Divorce Information Site. Or at least the Britney Breast Fan Clubsite–next post (in 6 hours) will be an artist’s rendering of her mamography.
BORING!! THIS SHIT IS BORING. It almost makes me miss DanY…….okay I won’t go there.
runtogethersentences | November 9, 2006 at 8:34 am
her boobs are veiny.
SpazzCat71 | November 9, 2006 at 8:34 am
#10 I was absolutely going to say the same thing. I inspected those ones of her 2 or 3 segments below this one so closely looking for a nip slip that I think this photo must have been messed with………
MargeAggedon | November 9, 2006 at 8:35 am
I told you they were ‘lee press on’ tits.
RichPort | November 9, 2006 at 8:36 am
That, my friends, is the remnants of a strap mark from when I had her tied to my bed post… since she’s a pig, I guess she was technically hogtied… that is all.
PrettyBaby | November 9, 2006 at 8:36 am
Yes, Boring!! More cocks!! I am willing to look at Jake Gyllenhal or any of Paris’ infested boyfriends but Brit and K_Fag are boring. Post stuff on them if they start verbally bashing eachother or fucking randoms for revenge.
slantingthroughdarkness | November 9, 2006 at 8:41 am
It misses Federline’s warm caress.
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
HolisticWisdomcom | November 9, 2006 at 8:53 am
It almost looks like she has a faux insert that is popping out.
However, all I can imagine it to be is a condition called Popozao.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
Italian Stallion | November 9, 2006 at 8:55 am
So now the children will be extra stupid. Not only are they Kevins children, but they’ll be sucking on saline to give that extra retarded boost……..
When’s the next Britnay post gonna go up, i’m taking bets.
Did you know we invaded Iraq? The story should be up shortly………
knowhere | November 9, 2006 at 8:58 am
i don’t mind the britney crap here lately. i hate her much less than paris and hohan and anything k-fed related is gold. is underrated! sells like 2 albums! divorced by text message! giving away free tickets! you can’t say it’s not better than the weekly “spoiled rich megaslut paris hilton goes to glam party, gets drunk, hooks up with some dingy guy” or “lindsay lohan in bikini chased by paparazzi … crashes into paparazzi”.
anyways i think the pic was fiddled with. other ones from the same series don’t have that mark.
TheEmancipationOfFirecrotch | November 9, 2006 at 8:59 am
#11 – I wish I had more hands, so I can give those titties four thumbs down.
no one you know | November 9, 2006 at 9:00 am
This would be because they’re not full of milk, they’re full of coffee. Backwoods, cousin-fucking, toenail-chewing parenting never fails to disappoint. And babies be lovin’ the java.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | November 9, 2006 at 9:01 am
Sometimes my titties act up. All you gotta do is slap ‘em around a little bit and they get the message.
europegirl | November 9, 2006 at 9:02 am
Sorry to spoil your wet dreams, but that’s exactly the way milk boobies look like when you squeeze them into a bra small enough. Odd and blue and totally unreal. It ain’t K-Fag sucking yummy-mummy’s tits..
bellajocko | November 9, 2006 at 9:02 am
I would say maybe she got that tan line from breast feeding, but I can’t imagine she would do anything as normal and mother-like as nourishing her baby from her own body.
Jim Treacher | November 9, 2006 at 9:07 am
Maybe she’s holding them up with fishing line.
UNWASHEDMASSES | November 9, 2006 at 9:12 am
Her tits are all kablooey because of the recent pregnancy and the implants. Her swelling’s probably gone down and the stretching of the skin has made the implant more evident. She’s already gone on record through her peeps that she hates her post-pregnancy tats and wants a reduction (read smaller implants). I imagine the milk coming out of those nips as not too tasty and having a shelf-life of 2,000 years. Poor little JJ’s probably going to develop into some form of biomechanic craboid if he’s ingesting that mammary madness.
happy hands club | November 9, 2006 at 9:22 am
Well if that’s not an implant, I don’t know what is.
notmyrealname | November 9, 2006 at 9:28 am
I think it’s the result of a bad photoshop done to cover a nip exposure. I’ve seen weird stuff with implants, but nothing like that.
Anyone who thinks she is breastfeeding is nuts. There’s not way she is.
spatz | November 9, 2006 at 9:30 am
umm its obviously youre all guys who dont know much about boobs, or girls who dont wear bras cause thats obviously a bra indentation (or whatever you call it) looks like she had on a tight bra moments before and it left that crease on her skin.
sexybitch | November 9, 2006 at 9:35 am
I think it’s photoshop gone wild. Look at the line of the dress, it doesn’t match up.
PullFreeFromItAll | November 9, 2006 at 9:47 am
Them kids have been using them puppies raw …slurp slurp, burp
bondi_cigar | November 9, 2006 at 9:51 am
It’s just light reflecting off her teat…. I mean off her teath. Nah, that can’t be right.
Ahem, it’s just light reflecting onto her teat.
hbomb | November 9, 2006 at 9:58 am
Remember when Britney said she didn’t have implants…this is the truth coming out
jrzmommy | November 9, 2006 at 10:04 am
37–actually, it’s her tit that’s coming out.
laikiska | November 9, 2006 at 10:13 am
Sexybitch, totally true! Clearly photoshopped. Geez, don’t people out there have better things to do with their time? And then even if they waste time on something like this, they cannot seem to do it properly! How saaaaaad.
Doc | November 9, 2006 at 10:14 am
Its just a SHADOW… give it a rest… I know we are all obsessed with Britney’s boobs again, now that shes single and showing them off, but certain things are just not worth wasting time over… shes also pregnant which is why theres some swelling there…
natechip | November 9, 2006 at 10:26 am
I remember when she was hot. Ahh, the good old days.
popegoestheweasel | November 9, 2006 at 10:45 am
It sort of looks like a seatbelt mark to me.
Duchey | November 9, 2006 at 10:50 am
that line was not there when the other pics were posted. someone has too much time on their hands obviously.
captainwalker | November 9, 2006 at 11:02 am
Jesus god are there no women in this motherfucker? It’s a cup that is applied to the boob(s) – supposed to be flesh color – keeps the nip from having shape and destroys the possibility of a nip slip. Like a strapless bra you fucking retards. See how small that little black tit sling that her boob is in? Don’t you think that her nips would have to be dime sized not to leap out of that thing? Unless maybe you could cover it up somehow…
Seatbelts. Boobjobs. It’s not enough that our habit of obsessing over celebrities is pathetic but our (your) collective ability to know what the fuck your looking at is equal to any given group of morans. Yeah morans you fucking morans.
Cuore56 | November 9, 2006 at 11:10 am
It actually looks like those stick-on bra type things you wear when you don’t want to have straps showing. Looks like she got it in “nude.” But, I guess maybe I could be way off because her other breast is kind of blocked off from seeing if there’s another one showing. Yeah, I don’t know.
http://www.siliconeworks.com/shop/nubra_self_adhesive_bras_1_ctg.htm
spatz | November 9, 2006 at 11:21 am
lol at the stupid cunt who cant spell MORON. stupid cunt, big stupid cunt. i ‘m looking at you captaincunt.
skeptical | November 9, 2006 at 11:21 am
Do you actually think she’s breastfeeding? I’d be highly surprised if she were that involved with her kids. Nursing is a TREMENDOUS time-suck (heh), there’s no chance she’s giving that much of herself…
bondi_cigar | November 9, 2006 at 11:44 am
@44 If you’d seen some other pics and knew what you thought by how far your meat swings, you’d have noticed she’s flaunting her assets fully. It’s obvious she is because she’s available again and needs to attract a new mate quickly, before those funbags shrink and her spawn grow big enough to swing off them.
WickedBunny | November 9, 2006 at 11:45 am
shes walking underneath or near something reflective. theres nothing wrong with her boob. its just the lighting
bondi_cigar | November 9, 2006 at 11:50 am
@46 I am laughing loudly at you. Moran.
(#44 is still a soft cock though.)