Britney Spears’ breast is acting strange

I consider myself an expert when it comes to breasts, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything like this before. It looks like she’s wearing one of those strapless bra cups, only she’s not. That’s her skin. It’s like a reverse tan line, which has me convinced the woman I saw at the beach in a full body suit with the boobs cut out really was Britney Spears. Everybody was all “That’s just your sex doll, pervert.” But I knew the truth.