Britney Spears brand furniture: Coming Soon!

April 8th, 2008 // 62 Comments

Britney Spears’ father Jamie is trying to stop the cash hemorrhaging from his daughter’s estate. He’s reportedly trying to land her a full-time sitcom gig and is brokering a deal for Britney to start her own line of furniture, according to Page Six:

Spies say Spears pere is in talks with Danish celebrity broker Claus Hjelmbak to “bring Danish accent pieces to the United States . . . Britney will be the face of the brand.” The insider tells us that Hjelmbak and Jamie Spears have been working out the deal for more than two months. Hjelmbak and Britney met at the Scandinavian Style Mansion back in December 2007, when Britney was reportedly paid $1 million to celebrate her birthday at the event, hosted by Sharon Stone.

Could you imagine walking into someone’s house and having them ask “Do you like my couch? It’s an original Britney Spears.” I’m almost positive you’d have legal grounds to hit that person over the head with a vase and steal their wallet. They don’t deserve their money no matter how comfy a sofa made of chicken wings ends up being. Although some blue cheese pillows would pull the room together…

Photos: Flynet

  1. total_pimp

    LMFAO @5′s comment!

  2. Juffie

    This bitch looks diriter every day. Man, she really needs a shower ASAP. ANd I wouldn’t be suprised if underneath that smelly weave she’s ridden with lice.

  3. BoboTed

    I can’t fucking stand this no-talent, loose vagina, trailer park piece of white trash.

    She has gotten fat and her hair looks as greasy as a hamburger from a highway diner.

    I pray to God that everyone starts IGNORING her.

    I can’t imagine what her furniture line will consist of and why anyone would buy it: there are plenty of great pieces of furniture of superior quality lying on curbsides all across this country.

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  5. Ript1&0

    I love you Brit Brit!!! You can design stuff too, girl. Get you some drawings for chairs going, maybe some fluffy pillows. Play it safe and keep it low key until Dad is out of the picture.

    Then we’re back to flattires and 2am lipstick runs!! Can’t wait lady!! <3<3<3

  6. vitobonespur

    This is incredible…if so many of you people dislike Britney Spears as much as you say you do, and are so sick and tired of the stories about her, and think she is so ugly and stupid, and dresses poorly — and in clothing of which you disapprove — then why in the fuck do you bother to read these articles?

    If you find this all so distasteful then MOVE THE FUCK ON! I’ll bet there’s not a fucking one of you that has the I.Q. of an ashtray.

    They say youth is wasted on the young. That’s incorrect. These days youth is wasted on fucking morons. Ill-mannered ones at that!

  7. zuzuspetals

    Wow- wow- she looks fantastic! I’ve never been a big fan of people praying to Jesus, but now I’m thinking that Jamie Spears should start his own church for slutty celebutards and 20 somethings.
    Well done, sir!
    (Now please go help your other daughter with her fashion sense…please- you might need to throw in some prayers to St. Francis or St. Jude or something for her…)

  8. Kiky

    Her dress is almost nice but I can’t believe she keeps on wearing those horrible boots…I really hate them! She needs to go to a good hairdresser’s!

  9. It`s incredible to see what some people can do to look good. I read about how Britney managed to lose those extra-pounds at I don`t think that`s healthy. She should give up junk food.

  10. anna

    she seems pretty well put together on these photos, great outfit. apart from those fucking cowboy boots, they ruin everything and seriously they need to be confiscated and burned.

  11. She has my whole-hearted support.She is so pretty and sexy.I saw her many times in millonaire dating site”W e a l t h y L o v i n g . c o m”.I am wondering whether she searching her new love in this site?Dose she really has a new baby?

  12. cameron

    dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm you look hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhot dddddddddddddddddddog

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