Britney Spears borrows bikinis

February 28th, 2007 // 67 Comments

Us Weekly has an account of Britney Spears hanging out with two strangers and borrowing their bikini before she checked into rehab for the second time. She allegedly showed up at the Mondrian hotel with a newly bald head but was denied a room due to lack of credit cards or cash. By 11am she had stripped down to her bra and panties and was shaving her legs in the pool bathroom.

“It was sad,” says a source. “It looked like she really needed a friend.” She got two – at least for a few hours. Around noon, Spears (then in a blonde wig) began chatting up a woman in the bathroom, who offered to loan the pop star a bathing suit. Spears followed her new friend to her hotel room where — after changing into a borrowed bikini — she raided the minibar. “She grabbed four or five bottles and just started mixing everything and drinking them.

I’m not sure if lending a bikini to Britney Spears is the best idea. You might as well fill a bunch of syringes with random diseases and start juggling them with your mouth.



  1. PrettyBaby

    #50 who are you kidding? You’d be craning your neck on the balcony of the room next door, masturbating furiously while trying to catch a reflection of one of the girls in the sliding door. Substitute 3 guys and you’re Clay Aiken.

  2. wtf

    wt girls gone wild!

  3. Nikky Raney

    shes pretty in the top pic

  4. NicotineEyePatch

    She looks great, if you like huge pupils, used bathing suits, and bald hillbilly chicks.
    Those two girls: “Ohmigod, we totally have photographic proof that we’re so much thinner and hotter than Britney Spears.”

  5. Forbidden

    For everything she’s been going through, she looks kinda good in those pictures.

  6. buttpirate

    Yeah, she looks good. Those pictures were definitely taken before her current rehab stint. The question being when? Where’s the post-childbirth mid-section? Where’s the big saggy boobs? We’ve seen enough pics of her recently to know these are old. Shame, shame.

  7. Carsten5577

    Both of those chicks look much better than demented whore Britney. Not that it’s a great feat or anything.

  8. WTFiswrongwithUppl

    LMFAO@6 & 9…good to see folks with some humor!

    44—someone who whacks their hair off in a hormonal nervous breakdown would wear that hat to a pool!

    Brit has been wearing those pearls for at LEAST a month straight. They must be stuck on, I bet they’re as sticky and oily as her skin must be. *SHUDDER*

  9. I don’t know what the fuck is going on. I feel high after reading this.

  10. SuperChic

    Who can go from what she has done to now being the bald and beautiful? Only Britney.
    And who’s the chick that will flick you with her umbrella if you bad-mouth her?
    Listen, Britney, she’s a baaadd-mutha…
    …Shut your mouth — it’s Britney.

    Ok, so I’m doing a redo of an old song, but you get the point… Britney is a bad ass. She’s got marketing skills, she’s got our attention. She’s got us eating out of her hands. She shaves her head, we are there. She tries to beat your car down with her umbrella, don’t take no photo– you got it?! It’s Britney.
    And for heaven’s sake, don’t try to take her baby! Kevie, you betta watch out.. leave her baby alone! Britney is bad ass. She’s got it going on. She does what ever she wants with whoever’s bikini, when she wants to wear it, got it? Whatcha gonna do about that??
    Abosolutely Nothin!

  11. Me No Know

    Meh. After her freakout with the umbrella, this is pretty anticlimatic. And ummm . . . who borrows a bathing suit from a complete stranger? If she didn’t have Herpes Simplex 90 before, she should check for it now.

  12. Clete

    I was hoping to get a month off from Britney sightings. It is good to see her working hard on her sobriety (sarcasm). This is one of her huge problems she is still craving attention and validation from the outside. Bratney try to love yourself first and leave us out of it. Bratney you should not care that most of the world has no interest in you or can even stomach the sight of you.

  13. PrettyBaby

    #50 You are the worst troller ever… At lease attempt to make it sound like it is me.. add some “Darling’s” in there or some “Baby’s” and some sweet talking and you just might pass for me… Work Harder MY Bitch!!
    Anyway– Britney is just pathetic all the way ’round.

  14. Where's Waldo

    @50/51/63, wtf are you talking about PB? are you saying i’m trolling myself? or was that supposed to be addressed to your comments in #51? i’m gonna assume this is a numbers issue, and that you meant #51, in which case #51 was your troll, and thus i’ll change my mind and won’t attack your comments in #51 since it wasn’t actually you and attack a troll just seems pointless.

  15. j

    She will be doing porn in no time. and how can any of you be fooled by these pictures she is holding in her stomach big time

  16. herbiefrog

    its ok
    we understand
    there were always gonna be some turncoats
    thought they could be insiders

    just sad that its you
    we loved you so much

  17. gross…who borrows bikinis?

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