First she was banned from appearing in the Super Bowl promo, and now Britney Spears has reportedly been kicked off the invite list to the super-fancy Vienna Opera Ball because Paris Hilton is attending and the two had a falling out. Paris is allegedly receiving $1 million for attending and was invited with the hopes of bringing some attention to the event. The guy who invited her says:
“She is a very good advertisement for the Opera Ball,” Richard Lugner explained. Regarding why Spears wouldn’t be there as well, Christina offered: “They unfortunately do not get along anymore.”
Christ, this is about as rock bottom as Britney Spears can get. It’s like trying out for the National Sumo Wrestling Team and having them pick Nicole Richie over you.
Fugurself | January 18, 2007 at 11:38 am
Get Britney some chimp food
jrzmommy | January 18, 2007 at 11:39 am
Sooooo…..the Opera Ball is a bukake festival? Loogie said Paris is a good advertisement for it, so I’m just assuming it’s a bukake festival. I’m so confused. Fucking Austrians!
DrunkBlogger | January 18, 2007 at 11:43 am
Unbelievable. Where do you come up with this stuff? This is the best fictional, soap opera blog on the net!
DancingQueen | January 18, 2007 at 11:45 am
Paris is only going because she thought they were serving Vienna sausages. And by sausage I mean penis.
Peter Coffin | January 18, 2007 at 11:46 am
You know how much it has to hurt when you hear “She’s got no class, so we’re going to go with Paris Hilton.” Ouch.
Italian Stallion | January 18, 2007 at 11:48 am
Right before she gave me head, I ate a bunch of lemons, once the “juice was loose” she made that face……..
Before you get on me for letting her blow me, I had to see if it was true that fat girls give good head, it wasn’t…………
LaBellaVienna | January 18, 2007 at 11:49 am
what is wrong with that photo lol
myspace.com/vienna_rossi
GnomeCorp | January 18, 2007 at 11:51 am
I thought she was going to work on her image
The CODE Man | January 18, 2007 at 11:51 am
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Change that to whatever you want. You can even copy others.
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Have fun with it
The CODE Man | January 18, 2007 at 11:52 am
Ban me Mr Superficial
BAN ME MOTHERFUCKER
Binky | January 18, 2007 at 12:05 pm
She’s beginning to look a bit like Elton John
miguelito | January 18, 2007 at 12:05 pm
is that you, britney?
Italian Stallion | January 18, 2007 at 12:09 pm
@ 9, 10
You’re the reason this site went to shit, fuck off dude, do us all a favor an ban yourself…..from life……
tweetyeyes | January 18, 2007 at 12:09 pm
God damn, she looks like my cousing before she turned off of pot and joined the penticostal church.
86 | January 18, 2007 at 12:10 pm
Is it me or is she getting uglier by the day??
Pointandlaugh | January 18, 2007 at 12:11 pm
HAHAHAHA!
That photo is priceless.
A haiku for Ms. Spears……
Ha! Britney is fat.
A 1-date-ho, has-been-skank.
I heart Mountian Dew.
Mo | January 18, 2007 at 12:12 pm
Seriously, who the f*** does she make these stupid faces at? I guess I should be glad she doesn’t have her mouth open and gum flapping all over in this pic.
LL | January 18, 2007 at 12:15 pm
Yeah, she does look a little chimpy. I’m beginning to think she really is retarded. I try not to throw that word around carelessly, but it’s looking more and more like she’s less “country” than she is “brain damaged.”
But not as brain damaged as anyone who pays Paris the heiress one thin dime to “appear” anywhere. WTF is wrong with people? I thought Europeans were a little more sohisticated than us, but apparently I was very very wrong about that. Paris Hilton at the Vienna Opera Ball is like Britney at a Mensa meeting or Lindsay Lohan at an AA meeting. Christ. Where’s a homicidal celebrity stalker when you need one? John Lennon and Elvis are dead but Paris still walks the earth. That’s just wrong.
86 | January 18, 2007 at 12:21 pm
Her hair couldn’t be any fuglier if it was her actual hair.
86 | January 18, 2007 at 12:21 pm
It’s almost mulletesque.
diarrhea riot | January 18, 2007 at 12:23 pm
What you can’t see in this pic is Kim Kardashian laying down in the seat of the car on the recieving end of Britney’s huge Cleveland Steamer.
magickal | January 18, 2007 at 12:24 pm
She’s making that face because she just realized what we all already knew…..that she’s a washed-up has-been and any chance of a “come back” is now lost, probably in that big gaping vag of hers. That’s also the look her children make everytime she says “y’all wanna har summa mommy’s new sawngs?” Even the crack addicted half a retard new baby knows shit when he hears it.
jrzmommy | January 18, 2007 at 12:24 pm
Well, as if it weren’t bad enough here…….Welcome to Escape from New York.
F-Sucker | January 18, 2007 at 12:25 pm
I’ll still do her……..and she’s probably desperate enough by now.
PunjabPete | January 18, 2007 at 12:25 pm
Hilton needs her ears checked… They did not ask her to teh OPERA Ball… They asked if she wanted to get down with “A PAIR OF” Balls…. Jeebus…
rat_whisprrrr | January 18, 2007 at 12:25 pm
“Daddy, I want a golden goose…..and I want it NOW!” :::said in best British accent:::
God this bEotch gets uglier by the minute!!
F-Sucker | January 18, 2007 at 12:26 pm
LOL @ #21
ponk | January 18, 2007 at 12:35 pm
wally (#9 & #10) you act as if that was some sort of secret hack code. It really doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out how to make your screen name anything you want.
Now put your helmet back on and ask the nice teacher to undo your harness and help you back to your desk. jeeeeeezuz.
gay4girlz | January 18, 2007 at 12:36 pm
Okay, once and for all, I’m going to have to reveal Paris’s secret. Why would people pay all that money to have her “appear” if she was not one of the few people (only one I know) who are capable of actually smoking crack from a half-broken light bulb shoved in a sweaty fat man’s ass. It is incredible. Now, if you had to choose between knowing that was happening in the next room or watching Britney jiggle her man knees, which would you choose? WHICH?
VeryLiberating.com | January 18, 2007 at 12:41 pm
Hahaha, nice face!
http://www.VeryLiberating.com
diarrhea riot | January 18, 2007 at 12:49 pm
She must hane dropped her kid again.
diarrhea riot | January 18, 2007 at 12:51 pm
“have” goddammit— my spectacular tits got in the way again.
RichPort | January 18, 2007 at 12:52 pm
#9/ 10 – Duuuuuuh. How the fuck do you think I have so many me wannabes? You’re a fucking genius I tell you. Here’s one: fake shooting yourself in the head and post the link for attention, you know, just for kicks! In fact, don’t fake it… Computer experts like you should be worth millions.
BarbadoSlim | January 18, 2007 at 12:55 pm
Oh my god #9/10 is an A+ hacker, the interweb is gonna crash all around us!!!!
way to go Neo
Italian Stallion | January 18, 2007 at 1:00 pm
@33 and 34 LOL………..
Pickle Spears | January 18, 2007 at 1:00 pm
Are her 15 minutes up yet????
86 | January 18, 2007 at 1:01 pm
Business in the front and a party in the back.
Pickle Spears | January 18, 2007 at 1:02 pm
Aren’t het 15 minutes up yet???????????
Pickle Spears | January 18, 2007 at 1:03 pm
Aren’t her 15 minutes up yet???????????
Pickle Spears | January 18, 2007 at 1:03 pm
Aren’t her 15 minutes up yet???????????
Pickle Spears | January 18, 2007 at 1:05 pm
Sorry, I’m a retard too
RichPort | January 18, 2007 at 1:08 pm
#34 – Slim, I think you mistyped. You wrote Neo when you clearly meant to write:
“stupid motherfucker who salivates and publically maturbates whenever he presses his face up against the gerbil tank at the local Petco”.
Easy mistake dude, I got what you meant.
Italian Stallion | January 18, 2007 at 1:16 pm
LOL………..
biatcho | January 18, 2007 at 1:17 pm
Stallion, cut the LOL. Guinea : )
Italian Stallion | January 18, 2007 at 1:19 pm
LOL………..
LilRach | January 18, 2007 at 1:20 pm
What a fugly bitch :(
biatcho | January 18, 2007 at 1:21 pm
I’ma agonna a whacka you dego!
jc | January 18, 2007 at 1:23 pm
somebody please do this girl a favor and hand her a mirror and a loaded rifle…one look at herself and she’s sure to put and end to our misery!
Celetina | January 18, 2007 at 1:25 pm
Holy hell. While this picture is tremendous, the one in the article linked is definitely worth seeing:
http://msnbcmedia4.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/070117/070117_spears_vmed_3p.widec.jpg
When was this taken?!
PaisleyMoon | January 18, 2007 at 1:32 pm
LMAO! You guys crack me up.