Britney Spears’ boobs are out of control

November 29th, 2006 // 90 Comments
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  1. Saera

    LMFAO!
    “yearning for freedom”

  2. jc

    Stains on the bottom of her shirt: Probably Paris cum.

  3. That outfit looks like she handed her kids some material and a glue stick and asked them to make her something. It’s like Crazy lady meets Russian grandmother.

  4. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    I’m a say it how Britney would: That titty ain’t right.

  5. Nikk The Templar

    That is one lopsided tit.

  6. biatcho

    one of these tits is not like the other…

  7. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    I love you biatcho.

  8. oh! britt
    shes a disaster waiting 4 start!
    better clothes but cow boobs
    pliz becme anorexic pliz!!

    lov

    bto!

  9. D'oh Eyes

    @59
    oh!snap
    if u think this is
    bettr looking then
    ur r3ally blind
    r u wating 2 me 4 start
    making sense? then u need
    to buy a clue

    hate

    moi

  10. frenchtoaststix

    Give me your tired, your hungry, your lopsided titties yearning to breathe free.

    I will never be able to erase this abomination from my mind. Never. I am permanently tainted.

  11. stoplookingatme

    @1 – Bingo. If you wear a D-cup, it’s probably best to actually WEAR the D-cup…

    @30 – Nipsy, check out the photo of Brit with Sean P and Paris two posts below (Lohan gets kicked out). No ring there. I really need to get a life…..

  12. Kristin

    Wtf? Lol. I really like her glasses though lmao.

  13. MargeAggedon

    And now the obvious question… why does one tit look so freakishly large and out of place?

  14. saggybottom

    Good God!!!!!!! Enough with the photoshopping of Britney. This isn’t even good photoshopping. This is done with the liquify tool most likely. FAKE FAKE FAKE!!

  15. ImaCracka

    SHe looks sooooo wasted there….. where is child welfare at? they need to take that damn retard kid away from her

  16. BigMember

    She should change her name to TITNEY SKEEZ

  17. somechick

    WHERE’S PARIS!!! Maybe she realized shitney is a loser with lopsided boobs and too uncool for her.

    Soon Shitney will be hanging with Nicole

  18. Medicated

    Sometimes, you get what you pay for. Tara Reid’s plastic surgeon is still practicing medicine… on Britney.

  19. killeristic

    shes looking worse than ever!

  20. FecalPellets

    Note to self:If I ever have a total breakdown I can blame it on Photoshop.
    Novel concept!

    This is not the work of Adobe, folks. This is a good old-fashioned personal crisis. Besides, all the pixels are in the right places. heh

  21. KelKel

    Well fuck me freddie,those look worse than Tara Reid’s tits!

  22. What about the silly hat?

  23. bebeBiatchi

    Britney has ugly vag..has worst boobies…and can’t even do a blowjob! Gees…money can’t really buy you eevrything! How sad =(

  24. jesterpunk

    such haters. she has two kids, what do people expect from a pair of breasts. Seriously. After I have two kids, I hope my boobs are only acting up this much.

  25. lostopoly

    Couldn’t she afford the other half of the ‘Pamela Anderson special”?

  26. happy hands club

    Yep, she’s a mess! I seriously hope she’s not breastfeeding. With all the chemicals in her body, her baby would be high as a kite and a retard. Not only that, but she’s never around to feed the baby it would probably look like Nicole Ritchie. The hair/hat looks like a rasta hat but instead of the fake dreads it has Paris hair. They could sell the hats around Halloween – “I’m being Rasta Paris this year”. There is no excuse for the stains on her shirt. She is so sloppy. “The sloppy crew” = Britney, Paris and Lindsay.

  27. NicotineEyePatch

    I saw a pic of her with Brandon Davis, so it’s possible that her titty just slid over that way on a trail of his grease.

  28. NicotineEyePatch

    And those eyes say “I am FALLING FORWARD, Y’ALL! DON’T LET GO!” She is FUCKED up! Not sure what on, but she is totally faded.

  29. readysetjump

    Waddup drunk

  30. I want to flip over upside-down and mop my floor with that stupid hat of hers.

  31. Doober

    It looks like her tits are having a fight underneath that shirt.

    Why can’t they just get along?

  32. happy hands club

    In these pictures she has the same exact vacant look in her eyes as Sean Preston. Now I know where he gets that look.

  33. Rachel

    Actually, I can tell you what’s wrong with that breast… Scary, but true:

    When women are lactating (hope she’s just expressing and dumping it…) one tends to fill up at a time. I was around my sis when she was trying to wean, and have been around other women who started lactating when they heard a baby cry! All someone had to do to get one of her breasts to go all floppidy was to play a cell ringtone of a baby crying. Next thing you know – mooooo!

    The baby is so new, whether she is bottle feeding him or not – those lactation-stations have not had time to reshape themselves into “breasts”.

  34. CowgirlUp

    I agree with Rachel… Brit is just filling up with milk and that’s why she’s lopsided. I’m willing to bet those are milk drips on her shirt too. That said, WTH is she doing not wearing a bra when her baby is so young?! I bottle-fed my DS, and I was still leaking milk as much as a year to two years later (gotta love those warm showers!)

  35. Glammarama

    Did she get a free bowl of soup with that hat? Britney is all the rage! She brings back the Dazed and Confused meets the Lunch Lady meets the saggy tittied granny librarian look. What a hottie! LOL!!!

  36. yeah, they know to leave a sinking ship

  37. Who’d want to be rich and famous? Not me! Let poor Britney alone, she’s been through so much and she’s still barely more than a kid.

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