Britney Spears’ boobs are huge

November 8th, 2006 // 93 Comments
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  1. PrettyBaby

    Yep, I nursed my two and when your having sex and you cum, your milk squirts out.

    I entertained with my little parlor trick there.

  2. HollyJ

    Giving a titjob during lactation is a messy business that requires plastic sheeting, a beach towel, and the ability to hold back vomit as you watch high-pressure milk squirting out of your distended nipples and all over the place.

    I’m just sayin’

  3. PrettyBaby

    Fuck her hair is bad

  4. dontwannasay

    Please..it’s so funny to me how everyone thinks those boobs are enormous. My boobs are just as big and I’m not even lactating.

  5. here

    Those huge aureolas won’t shrink when she “dries up”, and here’s to those floppers shwinging around during doggy! Freckles:not just for breakfast anymore.

  6. thisone

    Love how all the mommies just assume this selfish bitch breastfeeds. Girl is too self-centered to breastfeed. We all saw the pictures of the nanny bottlefeeding SPF on that escalator while Shitney just stood there and watched. Since when do breasfeeders go ice-skating bra-less and anywhere with little to no leakage protection?

  7. 86

    Quick Britney quick!!!…..find Matt McConaughey and fuck his brains out!!

  8. loagun

    Posted by jrzmommy on November 8, 2006 10:53 AM

    So we’re really gonna only hear about these two now? For how fucking long do we need to be subjected to minute-by-minute updates?

    ^^ It’s either that or Lindsay updates minute by minute

  9. Troller

    Eyes far apart and diminished intellect are signs of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome (FAS). Methinks Momma Spears had a few too many when she was knocked up with Brit-Brit

  10. tsarinaamanda

    Johnny Wigger-Hahahaaa!!! Love it!

    And Brit’s tits look HORRIBLE. If that’s what happens when you pop out kids, count me out. When she got that tummy tuck she should’ve gotten her implants re-done. I don’t think she’ll ever be hot like she was…she looks terrible. That nasty hair looks like one of those cheap wigs they sell out of the Enquirer, it’s coarse and nasty like a horse’s mane. She’s white trash, plain and simple, and nothing she can do is gonna change that.

  11. Welcome back funbags! We missed you!

    http://www.celebslam.com

  12. Laffinmybuttoff

    OH WOW, NEWSFLASH! A breastfeeding woman has large boobs!

  13. Laffinmybuttoff

    good point on the leakage thing.

  14. Leori

    Yeah I think that’s what usually happens when you have just given birth.

  15. Tits_McGhee

    Her boobs are about as fake as my orgasms.

  16. cardio

    Hey, pinky_nip, I’ve got something to put betwixt yours. As I’ve said over and over today, I would kill to put my dick betwixt Britney’s white trash titties and give her a brand new pearl necklace.

  17. pixel killya

    So very ugly, talentless, and dumber than a sack of knives. So of course she will be welcomed fully back into the limelight. Thank you U S and A.

  18. Well, at least this is better than another Lindsay Lohan/Paris Hilton/Nicole Richie article….

    Right?

    http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php

  19. sid

    She looks GREAT in the first pic, and awful in the last.

    She is confounding, ain’t she?

    But, Kfed must have a slightly better than average sized cock. I mean, Britney wouldn’t have had him any other way. But after a while, even a bitch as stupid as Britney figures out that a dildo can be had for a lot less trouble.

    What a stupid bitch…two kids with that fucking no-talent white-trash wigger. May as well have fucked me, for crying out loud, or put an ad in the Hollywood reporter for a rich, smart, good-looking, hung-like-a-horse guy to use for a stud service. She might have even found love, for fuck’s sake.

    Stupid bitch. Nice tits, though. Only queers complain about those that are lopsided.

  20. Mr. Fritz

    Hey Troller, you are one funny assed pisser. I’m jealous that I didn’t write your comment. She does look like a FAS victim. Why do all the 20 something women in Hollywood look aged?

  21. MargeAggedon

    They’re “Lee press on boobs” latest thing for the hollywood media ho.
    When you want to look “demure” you wear the tiny tits. When you’re divorcing and looking to hook up with an actual MAN this time, you slap on the hooters jugs.

  22. cervantes

    i forgot she had boobs. i forgot she was once a sex symbol. i forgot her

  23. Yet another reason to hate K-Fed Yo. The man is so repellent, even puppies, flowers, and ample breasts shrink away from him.

    http://www.reidaboutit.com

  24. lynzi

    of course her boobs are huge, she just had a baby and is probably breast feeding…..logic?!

  25. aurealis

    Yikes. That’s a good Courtney Love impression she’s doing.

  26. chicano2006

    I think her rack looks sexy as hell and always has. The whole reason she became famous so quick was cuz she had huge knockers at an early age. She is just a walking pair of huge tits. Whos cares about her singing, acting, or Kevin F. all that matters is that she has huge tits and when she makes her comeback she’s gonna dance and make them bounce and jiggle. She is my dream girl just because of the size of her boobs. I don’t care if they’re naturally big or if there implants or if they’re filled with milk the point is THEY ARE HUGE and thats all that matters. If they are filled with milk then thats fine with me. I would love to have her breast feed me. It would be a dream come true to be able to suck all the milk out of those huge, gorgeous, sexy, luscious boobs. I’d like to fuck her and just suck on her tits trhe whole time, her face isn’t even important all that matters are her huge, jiggly, sexy tits which were made to be sucked on.

  27. sexybitch

    #76
    Oh, you Latinos, you’re all such ass men.

  28. shutup

    I think britney spears looks really really really hot. She lost the weight and her boobs look great and when they skrink they still will look great. My favorite thing about brits body is her nice @$$. I love her booty. I also think she is really talented and i’m sure her next album will be her best work yet!

  29. shutup

    Anyone hating on her are obviously jealous. If ur a guy ’cause they can’t have her they are mad and say mean things. And women want to look like brit but they can’t so they say dumb things. Britney you look good girl keep it going. You all are such dumb little nobodies. You all are so dumb that you can’t even admit someone looks good. I hate it when people like brit are sooooo talented and soooo attractive, but people like all of you must hate and say stupid things. It must be ’cause you’re jealous. And don’t try to say you’re not, ’cause if you weren’t then all you haters wouldn’t be so nasty.

  30. P3tra

    Most of you guys are absolutely pathetic. It’s better for me I guess, it gives me bullshit to read but I suggest most of you need to go back to school.

    So you really think she has no talent PIXEL KILLYA? She’s a pop icon, sold 76 million albums worldwide, makes millions in endorsement and is worth over 100 million $…and she’s only 25.

    What have you accomplished in your life?. Until you have anything interesting to say, keep your ignorant and pathetic comments to yourself you dumbfuck. This goes for most of you.

  31. all this classiness will disappear as soon as she’s done a couple of weeks with Paris Hilton.

  32. FORMULA_KILLS

    OOOO U DUMMIES!!

    SHE JUST HAD A BABY AND HER BOOBS

    ARE BIG CUZ THEY ARE FULL OF MILK!!

    SHE BREASTFEEDS BOTH THE BABIES, IT’S

    CALLED TANDEM NURSING AND ITS THE BEST

    THING SHE WILL EVER DO 4 THOSE KIDS!!

    BREAST IS BEST!!

    THIS IS ALSO WHY SHE LOST WEIGHT
    SO DAMN FAST!!

    WHEN U BREASTFEED U LOSE 500 CALORIES
    A DAY!!

    THE BREAST MILK MAKES UR BABY

    -HEALTHIER( LESS SICKNESS FOR A LIFETIME )
    -SMARTER
    -HAPPIER
    -PREVENTS MOST CANCERS

    WHY DONT MOST MOMS BREASTFEED??

    CUZ THEY ARE SELFFISH!!

    GOD GAVE U BOOBS TO BREASTFEED!! OK!!

    THANK U VERY MUCH!!!

  33. FORMULA_KILLS

    SHE BREAST FEEDS AND I LOVE HER!!

  34. that, plus she’s fat now

  35. David Strong

    I would love to lick and suck on them repeatedly.

  36. Rick

    Britney always has had (and always will have )a nice rack , among other things.

  37. Johnny Rightous

    I’m no britney fan, but I surely wouldnt kick her out of bed. And those boobs are perfectly fine… I’d give them all the fondling they desire.

  38. Captain Fartybuns

    Never considered her an attractive person…She kinda looks like a blowfish.

  39. Captain Fartybuns

    Never considered her an attractive person…She kinda looks like a blowfish.

  40. someone

    those aren’t huge breasts. mine are bigger and hers are saggy.

  41. someone

    she’s talentless that’s why people are nasty. she doesn’t write her own songs or lyrics and she’s really stupid. if prettiness is all that makes someone likeable you’re an idiot cause clearly she has a stupid personality too with no sense of humour and she’s fake as fuck.

  42. someone

    anyone could be britney spears. average looking and get her make up done for her cause she’s too stupid to do it herself. lipsync and use auto-tune cause she’s can’t sing, I can probably sing better but I don’t want to be famous. get people to write her lyrics and music cause she’s too dumb to do that herself. she has no talent whatsoever.

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