Britney Spears’ boobs are huge

November 8th, 2006 // 93 Comments
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  1. combustion8

    so is the gap between her eyes.

  2. mommy_long_legs

    Well it can’t be a boob job! Just like she never had lipo or a tummy tuck after the last baby. How do I know? Cause I read it in the tabloids! *gag*

  3. All that make-up she normally has caked on on really covers up those nasty freckles on her chest.

    http://www.veryliberating.com

  4. JoannieBalonie

    They are lopsided! WTF? I heard of one bigger than the other, but never one higher than the other…….

  5. KimberWolf

    It’s not that amazing, it’s just a part of being a mammal.

    She did just have a baby. There is a window of awesome boobage.

  6. Courtney

    Bunch of freckle haters. And screw the immoral bastard who airbrushed out her nipple in that first pic.

  7. jrzmommy

    So we’re really gonna only hear about these two now? For how fucking long do we need to be subjected to minute-by-minute updates?

  8. slantingthroughdarkness

    And her breasts swelled with happiness…

    http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com

  9. Mr. Fritz

    Thank you combustion8 for commenting on that fugly aspect of her. Does she even have a septum? She looks like an old hag in these photos.

  10. her tits dont make up for the butter face and stupidity,but they help.a little.

    http://www.celebriteaze.blogspot.com/

  11. annabella

    She IS nursing right now right?

    Yeah do we really have to hear about this all day? I mean i hate the k-fed and britney annoys the hell out of me but come on.

  12. mikeski

    I’d motorboat those girls until I passed out.

  13. Deecag

    I call the left one “Saggy”.

  14. PapaHotNuts

    It’s because Johnny Wigger is no longer sucking the life out her.

  15. DancingQueen

    That weave she’s sportin is ugly as hell and so fake looking.

  16. 1985_binion's_poker_champion

    You motorboatin son of a bitch…

  17. Mya

    Hell, one talentless, brainless bitch is getting back in the limelight.

  18. pinky_nip

    The only time my DD tits look better than they normally do (and Brit feel free to borrow this) is when there’s a cock betwixt them.

  19. Christ..is it going to be Britney Spears Day on the Fish? C’mon..

    In that first picture her tits look as wonky as Paris Hilton’s eye.

  20. D'oh Eyes

    For me, the fun of having bigger boobs when I was nursing was offset by the fact that the minute they were touched, they’d start squirting milk. Nothing like milk in the eye to kind of kill the mood.

  21. SonJaSpiCe

    #5… I agree totally. Personally I don’t find huge breastmilkful boobs hot (but they’re beautiful in the mother-child-relationship yada yada yada sort of way), but it’s nice to see her looking a bit better. And happier.

    I’m no Britney fan, but as a fashion fan I found her last 2 years of wardrobe styles offensive. Not that this dress is exactly posh, but baby steps people, baby steps!

  22. Italian Stallion

    “I like big boobs and I can not lie”……

  23. PapaHotNuts

    In the last 3 pics, some guy has his hand on the back of her neck. Everytime I’ve ever had my hand right there on a woman, there was a blowjob in the near future.

  24. LindsaysLeftLabia

    I don’t care what all you haters say! Those boobs are fan-freaking-tastic! They’d look great wrapped around my nob.

    I would hit that until I knocked out all the white-trash that K-Fag put in her.

    Man she’s looking fine!
    I want her to do me while she talks about her old boyfriends dick and how big it was!

  25. jrzmommy

    In other news to laugh about….Madonna’s got a shiner on her cheek

    http://people.aol.com/people/article/0,26334,1556285,00.html

  26. Can’t wait to see them drop like a stone in a year or so. She resemble that photo of the braless Babs from a few weeks back.

    #18 – feel free to post a photo of that any time now. Feel free to use my cock if you need to.

  27. ugh….NEXT!

    Britney is gross and now two more kids get to grow up in a broken home…congrats!

  28. #24 – can you put your dick and balls back between your legs.
    We’ll call you an ugly woman and take your picture to show all the people we work with.

  29. #22 Stallion – Sir Mix A Lot.

  30. RichPort

    3 words: Future Pamela Anderson

  31. Rogue

    Is it just me or is she looking a little Courtney Love?

    http://smart-and-pretty.blogspot.com/

  32. jrzmommy

    Reese Witherspoon owes Britney a shitload for taking the focus off of her divorce proceedings.

  33. LindsaysLeftLabia

    #28, sure, as soon as I pull them out of your moms ass.

  34. CourtneyJade

    seriously. all i can think about is how horribly lopsided her tits are. it doesnt look natural at all. like…did the milk come into one and not the other? wtf?

  35. PUT
    THOSE
    BOOBS
    IN
    MY
    MOUTH
    PLEASE

  36. PapaHotNuts

    My left nut hangs lower than my right nut. But they are both perfect when it comes to letting a woman lick them.

  37. killahcheese

    If you didn’t know, when females are giving breast feeding, their breasts become enlarged because its all swollen up. It will shrink back to its original size once they have done their breast feeding

  38. pop

    see them in all their glory – check out her sex tape on fleshbot!!

    http://popculturepundit.blogspot.com/

  39. LindsaysLeftLabia

    #37 – which means I have to get them in my mouth before Angry Ferret Jones gets there first!

  40. jrzmommy

    37–are you Borat?

  41. happy hands club

    I feel like I’m in the twilight zone! Seriously…I can’t believe all this talk about her looking good. Her boobs are lopsided, she’s still fat, her haircut is HORRIBLE and she looks like a 50 year old alcholic. She hit the wall.

  42. LindsaysLeftLabia

    #42 – Then I will lick and hump the wall she hit.
    My girl B is looking hot! She’s got a fine rack of lamb going on there.

  43. normella

    i hate that hair. she looked better with brown hair, not black or blonde.

    but hey, dumping 170lbs of k-fed gained her points in my book.

  44. LOL @ poster # 1. Yeah she took one to many spanks on the forehead from Mr. Happy. :-)

    http://news.digital-six.net/

  45. jrzmommy

    yeah, let’s all calm down for a second and think about this…….she’s gonna want to sing again. And she has that weird voice. And no talent. And those bizarre, jerky dance motion thingies.

    Maybe they can work things out to get her knocked up so we have 9 months to think this one through?

  46. urwrong

    their for milking baby. get in line!

  47. happy hands club

    #43 You must not have very high standards. Wanting Kearl’s sloppy seconds?

  48. punkrocky

    obviously shes lactating!and usually when that happens, boobs get lopsided.
    when shes all dried up, her boobs will be too.

  49. Missallanpoe

    (squeezes her boobs and dry milk puffs out) ROFL. Jesus tap dancing christ! Her hair is a mess and number 1 is right..look at that shit..her eyes spread farther apart then paris hiltons legs.

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