Britney Spears blends in

#48, YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO.

#11 HARDY HAR HAR HARRRR! That made me laugh my arse off…

i feel physically ill looking at the careless way in which she holds that poor puppy….bitch needs to have her pets and her kids taken away from her

Ya blend in like white trash

nice belly

a new reality show skankytown
brit
paris
linseyL
& maybe that kim ass broad
locked in a house for 1month

Can you say choo choo cause all I see is a train wreck.

Didn´t she ALSO buy a couple chihuahuas while in rehab???? uh oh…I think I know why her pets “dissapear”…Somebody needs to let this girl you don´t make hot dogs out of real dogs…I´m sure London will be served sometime this week with ketchup, onions, extra mustard and kitten fries on a side

@68: AS IF she actually breastfed those kids… But, unfortunately, breasts will sag anyway, breastfeeding or not, pregnancy will do that just fine on its own. *sigh*

I can’t even look at these pictures and the way she’s holding that poor dog without wincing.
Seriously, Britney, get a life. What you’re doing is called animal-hoarding and classifies as a serious mental disorder. Get help.

I bet it took that dog 5 minutes to completely hate Brit.

Those tits will be around her ankles in about a year.

my friend was having this funny conversation with me about all of these whory, idiotic stars. check out our conversation and let me know what you think. http://www.mypetpeeves.com/plog/index.php/archives/2434

Hey, her hair is almost as long as Kfed’s now!How precious. She sure does look hideous; but then thats nothing new. And another “designer” pet?! I fricken hate people that do that; paying exorbitant amounts of money for the same type of dog/cat they can get at their local pound or shelter. They could save a life. But instead they’re selfish, superficial and materialistic! Makes me think even less of Britney now. Blech.

Why is she carrying her dog like that?

I just hate this hick.

Put down the, beverage, phone, blackberry, smokes, purse and carry your dog with a little respect there, miss!

jeebus tap dancing christ.She needs a lifetime ban from petco.

btw, in the 1st pic, she looks like a sad, failed little clown thats been chugging old grandad whiskey all day.

#41–I was thinking the same thing. What a bitch. And fuck the assholes who sell her animals in the first place. I see Britney enter a pet store, I’d Mace her on principle.

Why can’t she put her crap in her nasty purse? She’s always carrying around her phone, cigarettes, and CDS. Put them in your skanky purse! Maybe then she could hold the puppie correctly.

Stop selling this woman pet!. If the way she takes care of her children is any indication, they’ll only end up abandoned somewhere living off of a diet of Cheetos crumbs, Diet Tab and Newports. It’s at the point now where I don’t think she’s even buying them as pets. She probably eats them or sacrifices them to whatever dark power made her retarded hillybill ass famous in the first place.

When is someone close to her going to clue her in? Jesus! Take your money and your kids and move back to Louisiana, your career is over and you are just a laughingstock now.

When this new CD of hers completely tanks, I cringe to think of what she’s going to do to keep her name in the news. It’s not going to be pretty.

More celebrities should adopt dogs instead of buying “trendy” puppies at pet stores. Most of the dogs sold at pet stores come from puppy mills, where the dogs are bred again and again and treated like machines. Britney should read today’s blog from The Humane Society of the United States at http://waynepacelle.org.

MY GOD….That is NOT how you hold a puppy! And where the FUCK are her kids????????

That poor dog, she holds it like it’s a cellphone or can of Red Bull. Good going, hillbilly mutant, as usual, doing something stupid. Going to dance practise? You’re just living in a fantasy, along with that hot Barbie pink hair you’re wearing. All ten of your fans grew up and got better taste in music. Go home and raise the kids..and do the dog a favor, give it to someone who actually knows how to treat it right.

Why is everybody bitching about Britney carrying her dog the wrong way, and why the shouts about her getting a pet carrier? The bottom line, to me, is that the pooch has four fucking legs and I’m damn sure it’d be much happier strolling around on its own.
I hate this fucking brat mentality (we have it here in Sweden too, mind you) of strutting around with a dog in a fucking designer bag. Arrrgh! Morons!

poor dog.

someone should seriously just kill britney spears already

” I got my here purse, an smokes, an that thar coffee thingy, an now my critter..yeehaw..lets head over to the cement pond y’all….them younguns ah mine is doing just fine locked up back in that thar motel room of mine…I left em some Cheetos and Red Bull fer their vittles…”

Reply to #123.
I agree that dogs have legs and can walk….but that puppy looks too young to be weaned…so he´s not old enough to be fully vaccinated.

Why the HELL is is getting ANOTHER dog if she can´t even take care of her kids!?!?

As if THAT needs to be dragging her kids around. God help them!!!!!

God, if she isn’t the definition to “retarded”, I don’t know what is.

Shes just oh so crazy

The way she’s holding that dog is horrible! She shouldn’t be allowed to own any living creature!

Wow. She looks just like that pink-haired little girl that hangs out with Sportacus on “Lazytown”. Now THAT’S a scary show — Brit Brit needs to rethink her look. It’s already taken.

God, kill the dog ten second after you buy him, why don’t you?! Stupid digusting psycho bitch.
Ughh, can’t she just kill herself already.

Lah-Yay-Yay!:

I believe the lovely miss Spears is too bonkers to be suicidal. Shame.

The writers on this site, yes they are funny a lot of the time.

But, do they not have children, daughterss wives husbands?

Do they slag off the parts of their body that they are insecure about?

If their child came home one day and said “daddy, I’m being bullied because of my fat tummy/big nose/big bottom/funny hair” would they reply.. “yes well you deserve it”

I know this is all in jest, but if you, the writers, have ever thought how terrible it is that people have low self esteem or bad body image/anorexia/bulimia, then I suggest you stop writing nasty comments about these peoples bodies, becuase you probably helped cuase some of it

#132 annie,

I LOVE Sportacus. He could do one handed push-ups over my cooch anytime. Grrrrr!

Except for the funny Simon Lagree moustache.

Brit,
Honestly, you fell so far, hon. You look like TRASH. You really need a life coach as well as an image counselor.
I feel very sorry for you. Its not to late to get back on the map!
Stop acting like a hillybilly celebrity……maybe you have too much louisianna in you???

bitch, I dont care much about her but I cant stand anyone that cares for dogs that way. Why the hell does she still have her kids??

#5 – I was just thinking the same thing. In one of the pics, she is holding the little thing so far away from her, it almost looks like she is going to throw it. If she dropped it, I’m sure since it is so tiny, it would injured pretty severly.

#10 – I believe that is a teacup Yorkie. if that is a teacup, that is about the biggest it will get. MAYBE a little bit bigger.

I think she should be banned from getting anything else that is living. She can’t even take care of her boys, what makes her think she can take care of a bird & a dog?

im sure you all l totally have your shit together all the time, given that im sure most of you actually have a clue as to what its like to live life as a celebrity. And im sure you all are so beautiful , ill bet none of you are overweight or ugly or have self esteem issues, and ill bet your smart ass mouths have gotten you really far in this life. Maybe shes lost in life, but none of you losers can say youve gotten half as far as she has, so when you wanna talk about a worthless human being, look in the mirror. your the kind of jerks who drive people to insanity. give the girl a break and worry about your own perfect lives.

Actually, I am 5’8 and a half, 138 lbs. Just to prove not everyone on this site is a “fat ass.”

Britney just disgusts me. She doesn’t have to look perfect all the time but she usually looks just so damned EWwwwwwwwwwwwWWW!!!

That stu[id lazey bitch gets paid for being a lowlife trailor trash whore whaile people in this counrty working there asses off to put food on the tabel!!!
And when she tried to make the comeback
GODDD
she shoudlnt have even thought about it
god
she should have her money taken away and then i wounder how crazy she’ll really be

i think now Pretty will convinced now that her body will NEVER again look like it did previously.

cool~~~~~~~~~

thanks for your post!!!!!!!!!