Britney Spears was spotted at Millennium dance studio sporting a pink wig and carrying her new $3000 pet Yorkie in her hand. She bought the dog last Friday and named him “London”, adding to her growing collection of pets which included a parakeet she bought from Petco last month. Although I’m pretty sure the last thing Britney Spears needs is more living creatures to care for. This thing has a better chance of survival if it was being raised by the inside of a bear’s mouth.
man i wish i had a wig like that.
first?
You all just hate her because she has a vagina!!!
‘cuz I do.
I wish I had a vagina (beside the one I keep in a jar in my fridge).
She’s actually holding that pack of cigarettes more carefully than the dog.
Only she would get a Yorkie and name it London…
she’s just sad
Hmmmm, I love animals, don’t get me wrong.
But something tells me she should stop buying pets and focus on the children that she so responsibly brought into this world.
…just a thought
From what I’ve seen this waste of space hillbilly has a little too much cootch #2
I’m sick of celebrities treating animals like accessories.
Who wants to bet that after it starts to get bigger we’ll never see that dog again.
*sigh of disgust*
This outfit is missing her fab gold purse, what the hell was she thinking leave the house without it!!
sad is the Yorkie who’s life depends on Britney Spears.
Whoa…this is just…whoa…I don’t know, I think I’d like this story and the pictures a whole lot better if her kids had already been taken away from her.
Now’s the time to lock her up, because pretty soon she’s going to start shaving things, breaking into hotels, wearing other girls’ bikinis, and attacking with her umbrella. It’s like she becomes a cross between Barbie and The Penguin as played by Danny DeVito.
Jesus, look how she’s holding the dog in the 5th picture. What an asshole.
Judging from these pics I’d say it’s only a couple of days before she enters a treatment facility for mental disorders.
You heard it here first y’all
I guess she’s tired of her kids now…she’ll get tired of the pets too…what a total loser!
Jesus….look at the way shes holding it? Just like a pack of smokes!
AW haaay y’all I jus’ needed sumpin’ to LOVE meh! $3,000 is a good price fer luvin’…for that much money the doggy has to love meh. It jos’ has tooo. Effin’ it don’t tho…I can jos’ have et cooked up fer supper.
does she have to do the cooking by the book, too?
That poor f*cking dog.
Bern you homo thug.. you and Veggi should go and make sweet monkey butt love already.
When did that little girl from “Lazy Town” get so fat and dumpy and start smoking and abusing small animals? I don’t know if she’s such a great role model for 4 year-olds anymore…They might cry if they see her holding that poor little puppy that way…and her brown hair showing underneath the wig…classy…
Awww – poor, pouty, pinkheaded Britney. She looks like she just got rejected by the casting director of a Luc Besson film because of her weight.
She fucking looks like that chick from the children’s cartoon show, Lazy Town.
nice saggie baggies
WEAR a bra for chizzle’s sake
i feel soo bad for that dog.. look how she holds it – no wonder she almost dumped her kid on the ground..
just because you have money does not mean you should reproduce.. ex: mr. & mrs. hilton
COW
btw i’d totally punch her in the head if she walked by me with that stupid pink wig..
Is she carrying the Yorkie on her head?Or is it the tiny creature which she’s holding like it’s her lunch for later?
She’s fat.
Why is anyone surprised by anything that she does anymore?
Yorkies are yummy in gumbo. I doubt she’ll be cooking it herself, that’s probably a job for her porno-manny (“why does everything taste salty???”). But for sure this is the last time we’ll see our little puppy. Talk about doing a slow boil…
Oh, please…someone shoot her!
Her boob looks like it is going to sag right off. Jesus. What happened to this whore? I’m pretty sure she used to be cute …
The dog is ADORABLE.
She is holding it like it’s a stuffed toy though.
Geeezusss.
To #30 -> Fat? Wtf man she’s not even near fat, get off your crack man. Even though she’s pretty trashy for the past couple years, she’s still got a pretty smokin body and I’d fork the snot out of her.
I can’t believe she’s carrying that tiny puppy like that! Did she mistake it for a purse the way she’s swinging it around in pic #5? I bet that pup feels really secure being carried like that, damn her hillbilly hide. Why am I surprised though, she doesn’t carry her kids any more securely or carefully.
She is disgusting.
that poor dog has no chance in hell for survival. btw, what happened to the bird?
She is so fucking mentally ill. Jesus, why won’t anyone take her kids away? I am so sick of seeing this nut job out roaming free.
I suggest everyone call in child protective services with anonymous tips about this horrible excuse for a parent.
WOW! talk about going off in the deep end!!!
just when you think you might have seen it all.
i’m in complete shock!
she needs to go back home in Louisiana to mama and get her head straight cause she will never get it back in L.A.
i’m sure her kids would thank her 20 years from now.
I’ll bet the parakeet she bought two weeks ago is already a goner.
No Danny’s right she’s fat.
Some people’s fat is really rolly and doughy and other people’s fat is more solid. She is a solid chunk of fat mixed with crazy.
She’s carrying that dog like a bag of half eaten Cheetos
that cow needs to holster those utters!
NASTY!
Brit: “I bought myself a parrot…. It talked, but it did not say “I’m hungry”, so it died.”
@34 Bern, I dominate your blog! Thanks for like the third shoutout in a week. I feel so loved.
I agree about ESPN, too. Totally gay.
I had a doll that looked like that in the 80′s–only skinnier with smoother skin.
I want to be a celebrity so that I can hire someone to watch my kids while I take my toy dog out in public instead! My dog wouldn’t even taste that little Yorkie going down (his throat as he ate it for a snack! you nasty pervs)!
When I do my first porno — I wanna look just like her!
The pink wig makes her look like a sheepdog.. her judgement just gets better and better. Fish, would you do a composite of her wearing the wig, wielding an umbrella, dropping her child and leaving the dog on the roof? Oh, yeah, make sure the clothes are 3 sizes too small and came off a waitress.
poor f%#&^ng dog is right. every time i see her i think, “Stay the hell home and regroup!” dragging your sweatpants all over the streets of L.A. is almost as bad as walking barefoot in the john. child, get some help.