Britney Spears’ people have found a new excuse for her botched drug test after the Provigil claim was debunked. They’re blaming her inhaler which is also a highly unlikely cause. TMZ reports:
Now the same source says the drug that showed up may have been Albuterol, an asthma drug. But, again, we checked and Albuterol is not an amphetamine, and the class of drug that showed up on the test was an amphetamine.
Other items that will be blamed for Britney’s failed drug test: Vick’s Vapo-Rub. Voodoo. John Stamos. An apple. And Flintstone’s Chewable Vitamins. My money’s on John Stamos. You know, as long as they don’t use a bunch of science and stuff to figure out it’s coke.
i hate the papparazi.
britney can’t even take a shit without one in her face.
it’s disgusting.
Superficial, you’re back to your dark and bitter best. Your recent posts have made me laugh.
freebasing = using an inhaler. Same difference to Brit.
PS Check out her left hand. Filthy nails, scabs.
Surely someone she knows can introduce her to the practice of bathing.
DOES ANYONE CARE ANYMORE!? I DON’T.
#40 Who cares – You are the greatest. I agree with you, except my 7 year old daughter can’t stand Britney. What you said is SOOOOOOO true.
“Inhaler”? Right. Everybody knows that Britney’s huffing spray-paint. Inhaler..
why is she still walking the streets?? if she were anyone else shed be in JAIL. judges do not tolerate missed OR failed tests why is this cunt still a free cunt when she should be locked up.
cunt! cunt! cunt!
I am getting so upsets about this crap that allways falls on brits shoulders all the time and agani. Just you try walking in her bots all the time and see how well you do. Hah, I bet you cant because you a jerk like that kFed charractor.
I for one will always support her and her too suns of whitch we all know that brit loves very much and only wants the bestest for.
Take that complainers, I guess I shut you up.
she behaves like a spoiled 11 year old
and now at least dresses the part
I’m waiting for her to OD.
Waiting so I can celebrate.
#58, no you’re wicked spelling abilities shut me up..
So who’s she blaming for that ugly-ass hoodie?
And #40, I know the drugs kicked in in the middle of the night and all but seriously, NO ONE could make Donatella Versace look fuckable.
Jesus, #58. I can totally believe what you just typed, because you’re a moron. But, you actually used the word, “suns”, to describe Britney Spears’s [sons]. Amazing. Right before that, you used the word “too”, in place of [two]. You are so funny! I now understand why Britney continues to make so much money.
#63, that’s not the half of it, whole thing was all messed up.
Damn fourth graders and their lack of education..
The only things this unclean beast with money likes to inhale are Cheetos, Marlboros, cock, fraps and Big Macs! Wow it rhymes!!!
58- hahahaha! I’m going to try and walk in my bots right now. Wish me the bestest for!! hahahaha!!!.. oh, 58, please do THAT some more!
she buys whatever she can to cover up her coke & meth addiction,
provgil and enhalor…she bought them so she could use the excuse of having them and tell its not drugs. she’s covering her tracks with provigil and inhalors.
drug addicts are SNEAKY LYING MANIPULATIVE BASTARDS!!!!
Anexio is engaged in parodio.
#58 Anexio should change his name to Retardo.
Why is she still alive?
I can smell her from here
You guys are misunderstand that girl, inhaler is the new slang for pipe. Like, “dude let see your inhaler.” Asthma my ass. More like Hasthma.
Did I really leave the “ing” off of misunderstanding, that’s makes the comment look retarded.
Brit reminds me of the played-out strippers that stay in the business way past their prime…you know, the one’s dancing at the clubs on “visible scar night”.
Geez!! Are any of those purchases for her boys? I am betting on No.
Given the amazing retardation of #58′s comment, yours is absolutely fine, Sippin. A typo in no way compares with stupidity.
its definately not coke as there is a separate test for that. She should just says she took over the counter Sudafed. that gives a positive amphetamine screen.
She needs to be sponsored by AMTRAK. Freaking train wreck.
Someone please break into one of her homes and burn those skanky McSkank boots she always wears.
Britney is as guilty as charged…don’t do the coke if you can’t do the time or something like that…lol
165 pounds of (fill in the blank)
a. crazy
b. shit
c. illegal drugs
d. who cares
#26, you are a retard. Holy hell are you a retard. Apparently you put about as much thought into what you type as Britney puts into her behavior.
Pull your head out.
Would someone please snatch that ugly hair off her head?
Is asthma inhaler the street name for crack????
Britney is awesome.
In jail some people try and get high off albuterol by crushing up Tylenol or allergy pills, dumping it in a bag, spraying albuterol all over the mixture and then racking it up into fat lines to snort. Stupid, yes… But can it test positive for amphetamines? Definitely not.
Hey Britnny what’s up girl .
Like it,Your blog is good.