Britney Spears blames her inhaler


Britney Spears’ people have found a new excuse for her botched drug test after the Provigil claim was debunked. They’re blaming her inhaler which is also a highly unlikely cause. TMZ reports:

Now the same source says the drug that showed up may have been Albuterol, an asthma drug. But, again, we checked and Albuterol is not an amphetamine, and the class of drug that showed up on the test was an amphetamine.

Other items that will be blamed for Britney’s failed drug test: Vick’s Vapo-Rub. Voodoo. John Stamos. An apple. And Flintstone’s Chewable Vitamins. My money’s on John Stamos. You know, as long as they don’t use a bunch of science and stuff to figure out it’s coke.