Britney Spears’ people have found a new excuse for her botched drug test after the Provigil claim was debunked. They’re blaming her inhaler which is also a highly unlikely cause. TMZ reports:
Now the same source says the drug that showed up may have been Albuterol, an asthma drug. But, again, we checked and Albuterol is not an amphetamine, and the class of drug that showed up on the test was an amphetamine.
Other items that will be blamed for Britney’s failed drug test: Vick’s Vapo-Rub. Voodoo. John Stamos. An apple. And Flintstone’s Chewable Vitamins. My money’s on John Stamos. You know, as long as they don’t use a bunch of science and stuff to figure out it’s coke.
Robin Claire | November 13, 2007 at 6:15 pm
oh, britney. tisk tisk!
em | November 13, 2007 at 6:20 pm
i have asthma, and my “fast-acting” inhaler is albuterol. it will NOT show up on a drug test. there is NO excuse to use this as an excuse. so many people suffer from asthma and when dumb fucks like britney use it as a way of hiding their druggie ways, it fuckin pisses me off.
i hope britney falls off a cliff.
Chick Crack | November 13, 2007 at 6:23 pm
I think she might have confused her bong for an inhaler.
meow | November 13, 2007 at 6:23 pm
Cocaine is NOT an amphetamine. She’s doin adderall. Or crystal meth, the ultimate white trash drug.
Asthmatic | November 13, 2007 at 6:23 pm
Britney and her camp are idiots. WTH kind of dr prescribed her albuterol?
Roflcer of the Lawl | November 13, 2007 at 6:27 pm
Cocaine is cut with many things, including amphetamine, to make it last longer.
meow | November 13, 2007 at 6:29 pm
Britney uses albuterol and crystal meth to suppress her appetite.
Cause everyone’s callin her fat.
Eye-Dish Lass | November 13, 2007 at 6:31 pm
What’s wrong with good old fashioned Vicodin?! Just say it’s knee pain. Kids these days!
nipolian | November 13, 2007 at 6:32 pm
#7 – Suppress her appetite…………..Funniest comment today…….Still LMFAO.
FRIST!!! | November 13, 2007 at 6:32 pm
Britney is a crackwhore!!! That makes her so much more interesting to me than when she was a pop star teeny bopper whatchamacallit…
Oh she should NOT have kids though. Oh HELL no!!!
Jimbo | November 13, 2007 at 6:51 pm
It is always someone else or something elses fault. It is time this bitch grows up and takes responsibiltily for herself..
Realtime | November 13, 2007 at 6:55 pm
If she would just hurry up and OD, there won’t be any more failed drug tests….well none that would matter anyway.
WhoNeedsKidsAnyWay | November 13, 2007 at 6:57 pm
Why does she want her kids around anyway? Won’t they be a bother during those drug induced orgies. How can Brit watch the kids while she is on her knees snortin lines and taking it up the behind. Federline is doing her a favor.
DD | November 13, 2007 at 7:30 pm
#3-Hilarious
Meth makes your skin bad, that’s probably it.
Member of the slave class | November 13, 2007 at 7:47 pm
Blames her inhaler? So she’s got someone to breath for her now too?
She needs to get someone to think for her, or, more to the point, to live in place of her.
Nurse1211 | November 13, 2007 at 7:47 pm
Reading the over reported drama that surrounds Brit Brit………I started to realize, it has been quite a while since that girls hair looked decent……..Maybe Brit should go see a stylist and stop putting random shit in her hair, the chemicals could have caused the drug test findings? Girl, get you a hair stylist…..and if you have one sue that mofo, your shit is beyond jacked up.
do some more porn britney | November 13, 2007 at 7:54 pm
BRITNEY, GO BACK TO TAKING DRUGS AND SCREW THOSE BRATTY KIDS OF YOURS. LET KFED HAVE THEM. DRUGS ARE MORE FUN.
Rachel | November 13, 2007 at 7:58 pm
she’s probably taking adderall XR to lose weight, and it’s showing up on her drug test
Ash Frog | November 13, 2007 at 7:58 pm
The funniest excuse was still privigil for narcolepsy. Cause nothing says great parent like someone who falls asleep uncontrollably at random points during the day.
spindoc | November 13, 2007 at 7:58 pm
Albuterol does NOT show up on a drug test. Additionally, it is a prescription drug. Since Britt Britt doesn’t have Asthma and is trying to use the inhaler to lose weight, they should go after whatever doctor is falsley prescribing it to her.
Oh yeah, is it just me or does she just look like she smells of a yeast infection.
BunnyButt | November 13, 2007 at 7:59 pm
Hey, people, can we NOT repeat posts ad nauseum? Seriously, once is enough, twice if you’re impatient and accidentally hit the “Post Your Comment” button again, but, geez, get your fingers off that mouse button!!
That said, I find it fascinating that Brit’s a narcoleptic asthmatic. She gets more and more complex all the time. Next thing you know, she’ll be blaming the parasitic twin that’s attached to her twat. “No, Mr. Judge. I didn’t take any drugs. That was Tiffany, my parasitic twin. SHE’S the cokehead!! Not me!!”
justifiable | November 13, 2007 at 8:17 pm
If there’s any justice in the world she’ll have an episode of narcolepsy while having an asthmatic attack while holding a lit cigarette.
The Moat | November 13, 2007 at 8:31 pm
She’s blaming it on the inhaler?
I’m confused….. I thought Brittney WAS the inhaler.
NotDawn | November 13, 2007 at 8:34 pm
Our lovely Brit is not doing drugs, she just sucks alot of meth addict dick. The sperm is loaded!
Taylor | November 13, 2007 at 8:39 pm
I definitely can’t see the glue that connects her extensions.
But it’s not like we’ve never seen her tracks.
Nancy | November 13, 2007 at 8:43 pm
Britney is hot again! I love her new CD. Her new CD really rocks!Maybe media and ppl should leave her alone! I just found she has a profile on millionaire dating site (Millionairematch.com/photo/bloger). Hope she can find her true love soon!
Jen | November 13, 2007 at 9:14 pm
I am a Pharm tech, there is no way abuterol would show up on a drug test as a meth type drug. There in two completely different class’…
babyglyniss | November 13, 2007 at 9:52 pm
why the hell she needs someone to hold her when she walks. can’t see walk on her own. stupid idiot!
Infonistacrat | November 13, 2007 at 9:55 pm
If thats true, I’m in a shit load of trouble. As an asthmatic, I’m pretty insulted by this idiot.
cookie monsta | November 13, 2007 at 10:07 pm
Stoopid Shitney needs to blame her ENABLER, the complete fuckwad that has her drug fucked 24/7.
Justin | November 13, 2007 at 10:39 pm
She is cute. Some of my friends told me she has left some of her nude photos on a nudist date site named nudistonly.com. many celebs posed nude, rencetly such as Vanessa, Sophie Monk. It is porn path? No, I do not think so. Many celebrities have the nude photos, because they are intersted in nudim. I saw their profiles and nude photos on http://www.nudistonly.com . Being naked is comfortable and healthy.Nudism is divine and natural, do not regards as porn.
Victoria | November 13, 2007 at 10:51 pm
Most people actually try to hide the tracks of fake hair. She’s proud to display.
Ript1&0 | November 13, 2007 at 10:52 pm
Ummm… I’m not usually one to say this, but I think it might be time to slow it down with the drugs, Brit. Just a little bit, like, it’s good to take a breather sometimes and come back to it later.
I’m certainly not advocating sobriety, but use some sense here, woman. The guy to your right is a filthy douche.
pennynickle | November 13, 2007 at 10:55 pm
This brainless bitch makes Dustin Diamond (Screech from Saved by the Bell) look like a fucking winner.
Ript1&0 | November 13, 2007 at 11:13 pm
I was just kidding with all that btw. Sigh. I’m just…. sitting here, being fucking lame.
You can have your soul back now. I’m gonna go…
Words…words..words… and everything is still the same.
Igottabemeee | November 13, 2007 at 11:41 pm
#16 – that’s why she shaved her head in the first place, so they couldn’t test it for drugs. Keep up man.
Grizzlies | November 13, 2007 at 11:49 pm
Wouldn’t she be thin if she were on coke/meth?
Binky | November 14, 2007 at 12:19 am
Well. Ok. Brit’s coverage – part of the problem as seen in ::
BINKY’S MOVIE REVIEWS
Saw a couple of flics over the weekend. Is this Monday ? Or so…NP
Zeitgeist. Lions for Lambs. And,of course, Loose Change FC.
Recommend them all. They’re all worth the download. (You sun worshipers will like the first third of Zeitgeist. SP 20 should do it)
Unfortunately Tom gets the last laugh in ‘Lions for Lambs’. His character blames today’s superficial, biased media with the roar into Iraq and the dumbing down of America which is personified in todaze celebrity obsessed culture….. Whaaa ? Whaat Dat ?
IE – TCLTC ? And/Or BTWUII
(By the way U invaded Iraq – used to be someone’s lame-o punchline here – years ago)
Of course Tom can’t be referring to this site because,well…
9/11 was an Inside Job …
(Oh LCFC was fine – but they forgot the ‘Dancing Israelis’. Don’t they read this site ? And where was Richard Gage ? Get with the program ! )
pedrinhoantonio | November 14, 2007 at 1:40 am
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Who Cares | November 14, 2007 at 1:48 am
Knowing how to dance just a little, has nothing to do with knowing music. Lip singing is not a talent on it’s own. Gaining weight like a pig is not attractive. Looking 10 years older than you are (smoking like a hooker) is not a marketing plan. Not writing any music is talentless. Not being able to know what key you are in with lip singing a song is brainless. Having only 1% of worthless entertainment does not mean you are a super star. Chewing gum and jumping up & down does not count as talent.
Flashing to the minute by minute of today she has craters, pimples, wrinkles, looks like she smells of sweat & B.O. with wonderful cigarette breath, yummmmmmm. She makes Donatella Versace look fuckable.
I am about 200% sure she is bipolar and in denial as the doctors lied to her out of fear she would come after them with a umbrella. She has a mean streak like a crack addict with a meth lunch.
Her mini want-a-be “comeback” fake tours are nothing short of a joke. A whole 12 minutes of her lip syncing and pumping her gyrating hips for a “paid off marketing crowd” is nothing more than a fucking joke and only Brit would think of something so stooopit. With the latest misshap of her CD skipping while it being obvious she isn’t singing shit, is the laughing stock of the entertainment industry.
She is going to get fired really soon as her puppetmasters are sick of her not listening. Like the corner hooker that keeps taking drugs and sleeps in too long and doesn’t make her pimp enough money. So the record company can only hope and pray that her unducated fans that are SO TONE-DEAF will still buy waste their money on her new CD.
The problem is most of her fans can’t read the expiration date on her non-talent CD. Ooops. Plus she is only a karoake party singer at the very best.
They refuse to believe that she is 100% manufactured pop bullshit. She’s not a musician, singer, or songwriter or a performer she is an dumb entertainer, yes like a Clown who makes you laugh. That is an entertainer. When the rubber finally hits the road, which means when she FAILS and wants to die. She will not even be able to perform in Las Vegas as a has-been, WHY YOU ASK? Because she has been such a tiny and little flash in the pan no one really will CARE or give a FUCK or remember WHO she is.
A performer has to have something to offer in a way of talent. The problem with the x17online crowd (really being paid by Brit) or the Brit fans as they are called are just as stooopit as Brit is. Why you ask? First off they believe the Brit has talent. Yes I get it they too have a 3rd grade education from a hick school too. I got it now.
Lip singing is not defined as talent. Does she play the guitar? NO! Does she play the piano? NO! Does she play any instrurment (other than a cock)? NO! Therefore she is nothing to brag about or talk about or remember at all, ever.
She does not write her music or lyrics (eating cheetos while writing a list of things to buy like, softdrinks, candy, do to Del Taco, buy cheap cowboy boots does not count as writing music). She can not read music, I am not too sure if she can even read? If you asked her what legato from staccato meant in music she would answer with I DON’T LIKE Italian FOOD! Now that is dumb. I bet she can’t even spell the word m-u-s-i-c.
She does not produce her music. (smoking crack does not count as producing something). She does not even sing her music (if you can call it music) so that doesn’t count either. OMFG.
Honestly she will one day just overdose on a handful of colorful of drugs because her new CD will fail. She will never ever lose that FAT belly or belly FAT, so that will follow her where ever she goes, YES that means when she goes through the Del Taco drive through or become so fucking LAZY to dance (if you call it that) with those retarded arm moves that only a robot can do. Dancers are smooth and move like a person not like a machine with one too many quarters in it.
She is living is a fantasy world of “I have to be the greatest POP STAR of all time, I had little girls from 7 to 10 years old that all screemed at me which really did mean I had talent”. OMFG. Where are they my fans, please come back, please….it all my MGR fault and my EX and my Mom, Dad the guy next door, I did nothing wrong. I am the best POP star.
Then she will be entertaining in some low life hick town to the new grand opening of the next Walmart and that is where she should be. I do not know the word HATE but I dislike anything about Miss Hick- no talent – fat want-a-be – can’t sing – out of key and tone deaf – hillbilly – walmart girl. End of story.
Bleak Jackson | November 14, 2007 at 1:52 am
# 40 Who Cares: Speaking of inhalers….
Nikki Finke | November 14, 2007 at 1:54 am
Her crack team of lawyers has a plan: They’re going to use her extensions for the required hair sample.
Binky | November 14, 2007 at 1:57 am
So #40
Great insights.
With that type of perception – Any comments on 9/11 ?
pedrinhoantonio | November 14, 2007 at 2:04 am
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Binky | November 14, 2007 at 2:55 am
# 40 – I guess we’ll have to take that one as a ‘No’.
For more info, a bit of perspective and a few laughs – check out ‘Binky’s Movie Reviews’ – way back up at # 38.
(But stay away from the link – as Richard ‘Pipe Bomb’ Gage and his crew have been declared terrorists by the Simon Wiesenthal Center. BEWARE !! Beware of architects and engineers looking for truth and justice..)\
And in other news – At least they stopped blaming the Cheetos !!
Casey James | November 14, 2007 at 3:22 am
Hot mama
http://cjspk.com/img/brit-re.jpg
blackgirl | November 14, 2007 at 3:52 am
All the things Britney needs is love rather than anything else. She is a poor mom and so much information on her and her boys.I know a dating site http://www.blackcentury.com for blacks, African American, interracial singles. There are many girls online. maybe you will love it.
Exyank | November 14, 2007 at 5:23 am
I’m betting that the next excuse will be that she went out and her drink was spiked with amphetamines without her knowledge. We all know that NOTHING is ever Britney’s fault!
RENEE Z... | November 14, 2007 at 7:31 am
Oh, she has asthma? And yet she smokes like a fucking chimney? Give me a break. And why don’t they just ask that Sam Lufti guy (or whatever his name is) what the latest drug is that he’s giving her? Seeing as how he looks to be her in house drug dealer. And whats in the bags there Britney?…are we in for more hideous boots? Greeeeaaat.
LA Girl | November 14, 2007 at 7:55 am
I will believe the court’s final ruling on whether or not she gets a pass. I have heard of the strangest things causing a false positive and it was true. I am waiting for the court experts to battle it out.