People are still looking for excuses as to why Britney Spears’ MTV Video Music Awards performance was so bad, and now they’re blaming her hair. Apparently Britney and her hair dresser Ken Paves (also Jessica Simpson’s hair dresser) had “creative differences” backstage right before Britney was scheduled to perform and Paves ended up walking out on her. Us reports:
Spears, 25, ended up doing her own hair after abruptly dismissing Pavés (Jessica Simpson’s go-to glam guy) just 30 minutes before she took the stage. “Ken was in the middle of doing her hair, and she just said, “You’re really annoying me! Get out,” says the source.
Pavés gave Us a more polite version: “I did go to Las Vegas to work with Britney. However, once there, I made the professional decision not to do her hair for the VMAs.
But a second backstage staffer gives a different account. “There were creative differences with the hair guy and he left. That was stressful.”
Not only that, Vegas Confidential claims Britney wanted to have brown hair but her managers forced her to wear blonde extensions from Jessica Simpson’s Hair-u-Wear line. Britney even paid her own stylist $10,000 to make the trip to Vegas so she could go brown, but her handlers said “no way.” So there you have it. If it wasn’t Sarah Silverman’s jokes or Britney’s broken heel, it was her hair. God, what’s next? Tomorrow she’ll claim she performed so poorly because she saw a picture of a scary dog.
stuperstar | September 12, 2007 at 2:05 pm
blame it on the rain… yeah, yeah
Syrene | September 12, 2007 at 2:05 pm
FIRST!
jumpin J | September 12, 2007 at 2:05 pm
First beeotch
stuperstar | September 12, 2007 at 2:05 pm
p.s. FIRST! I can die a happy person now :) my life is complete
ph7 | September 12, 2007 at 2:07 pm
Her blond hair is a huge improvement. She wanted BROWN hair? Shit-brown hair? To match her bloated body.
Let’s get the skinny blond Britney back!
Ugly People Safaris | September 12, 2007 at 2:08 pm
Britney Spears makes me feel pretty.
Gringer76 | September 12, 2007 at 2:08 pm
Whatever!!!! Her hair is to blame now?! LMAO!!! What a joke. Good one…
Thanks superfish, I really needed a good laugh this morning.
…her hair…
…
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…now that’s funny shit right there.
pukey | September 12, 2007 at 2:10 pm
M O O
Spanky | September 12, 2007 at 2:10 pm
So I’m guessing Chester Cheeto is next in line for blame?
Jimbo | September 12, 2007 at 2:11 pm
“Britney even paid her own stylist $10,000 to make the trip to Vegas so she could go brown”
I’ve done that before. Vegas hookers give the best Steamers, no question. But $10k? She must have requested the corn-free treatment.
jrzmommy | September 12, 2007 at 2:11 pm
Hay, Ya’ll….it wuzzent mah fault….it wuz that dang gone Kay-vin’s fault. He done got may pregnant and I done had them babies and went and got all fat.
BaldAsBritneysVag | September 12, 2007 at 2:13 pm
Well that explains that then. However I’m thinking this whole thing could have been avoided had Shitney not shaved her fucking head in the first place.
Lunatic cow.
BDS | September 12, 2007 at 2:15 pm
Sources close to Britney say she also blames Ronald McDonald for making his big macs just so damn tasty.
Victoria | September 12, 2007 at 2:15 pm
Is she talking about the hair on her head or her ghastly vagina? The way she flaunts her fuzzy nether regions, she is probably shelling out plenty of $$ to keep us entertained!
bottlesandcansjustclapyourhands | September 12, 2007 at 2:16 pm
It’s Britnay beetchiz! Yee HAH!
cookievanderbilt | September 12, 2007 at 2:17 pm
Brittany Camp: quit now. Jesus, enough already.
u no itz tru | September 12, 2007 at 2:18 pm
“Spears, 25, ended up doing her own hair after abruptly dismissing Pavés (Jessica Simpson’s go-to glam guy) just 30 minutes before she took the stage, because she needed privacy to do her pre-show drug cocktail.”
fixed.
jrzmommy | September 12, 2007 at 2:18 pm
Sshh..shhhhhhh…….you hear that? I think I just heard Christina Aguilera snickering.
LadyJane | September 12, 2007 at 2:20 pm
*yawn*
think I’ll go flick the bean now.
goosfabba | September 12, 2007 at 2:25 pm
Shhhhhhh, I think I hear LadyJane cumming.
Victoria | September 12, 2007 at 2:26 pm
Is that lady behind her the lesbian from the allure shoot? Look–I think it is!
Chauncey Gardner | September 12, 2007 at 2:26 pm
I blame the hair in the little space in the center of her skull.
monsterometer | September 12, 2007 at 2:26 pm
She did her own hair? Well that explains why those extensions don’t even MATCH. Ugh, it’s just really badly done and I was actually wondering how she got on-stage wearing a $10 hairdo.
Chauncey Gardner | September 12, 2007 at 2:27 pm
#19,
Can I watch? I like to watch.
Jimbo | September 12, 2007 at 2:29 pm
@ 10 Hey Troll how are you this morning? Who was it that gave you a steamer last night. I know it was not your brother. Maybe you dad? Or maybe it was your uncle Bob. I know how much you like to keep it in the family.
How is your brother? Oh yeah SFU
Texas Tranny | September 12, 2007 at 2:30 pm
LadyJane
I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.
BunnyButt | September 12, 2007 at 2:31 pm
She must’ve made the outfit, too.
p0nk | September 12, 2007 at 2:32 pm
The scary thing is that #19 went back to the page with the Natasha Lyonne pictures…
Texas Tranny | September 12, 2007 at 2:33 pm
BunnyButt
She stole the outfit from a homeless tranny, down by the river.
Texas Tranny | September 12, 2007 at 2:37 pm
p0nk
eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww
Those pics are just nasty.
fancy camel | September 12, 2007 at 2:41 pm
HATERS HATERS!!!!
Stop Hatin. Britney’s the shit.
Nina | September 12, 2007 at 2:41 pm
Her hair looks way better blonde.
Alex | September 12, 2007 at 2:45 pm
I feel so damn stupid for actually thinking in the beginning that Britney would comeback. I apologize for all those past remarks defending this hussy. Please forgive me, world.
bored games | September 12, 2007 at 2:46 pm
I get it – Britney’s camp is playing Clue. It was the gay in the dressing room with the hairbrush.
Nikki | September 12, 2007 at 2:47 pm
IT WUZ MY FAULT!! BLAME ME!! I DID IT!! And I’ll do it AGAIN so don’t even TRY NO MORE CUZ I’M WATCHIN YOOOOOOOOOO!!!
jrzmommy | September 12, 2007 at 2:48 pm
31–yeah, she’s the shit alright……….the shit a bum wipes off his ass.
FRIST!!! | September 12, 2007 at 2:49 pm
There is just nothing more to say about the girl. I’ve never seen anyone fall so far so fast. This beats Michael Jackson by a landslide.
GIVE IT UP BRIT, IT’S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN!!!
God, is it lunchtime yet? I’m fucking starving…..
bottlesandcansjustclapyourhands | September 12, 2007 at 2:50 pm
Frist…..nnnnn……she hasn’t fucked kids wtih cancer yet…. I think Wacko Jacko still wins.
M. Jackson | September 12, 2007 at 2:53 pm
Kids with melanoma are the best. You can play connect-the-dots with your skeet.
Jimbo | September 12, 2007 at 2:56 pm
@14 Hey Victoria. How are you doing today?
pancho | September 12, 2007 at 2:56 pm
Britney is the biggest fucking twat ever to set foot on earth.
i love the way sarah silverman portrayed her cunt. EWWWW!!!
i think that BiBi should go back to the swamps and trailers she came out of
yo | September 12, 2007 at 2:58 pm
I would love to hear what Britney has to say for herself. Everybody does the
talking for her. Let her tell her side of the story of why she sucks!!
Avril | September 12, 2007 at 2:59 pm
Actually. I know the reason for Brit’s debacle. I flashed my penis at her from the audience, and the second she turned around to sing, she was so mesmerized by it’s sheer grandeur that she could not perform. True story. Girlfriend.
jersey | September 12, 2007 at 2:59 pm
dear britney fans,
the blame game is so pathetic. its time for your idol to start taking responsibiltie for her actions. you can blame sarah silverman, the pressure of being a “star”, her nasty greasy hair, her manager,her imaginary friend, her heel,the war,small fry and tater tot, keven federline, and mtv. i reallyt just think she is a spoiled classless brat who doesnt want to do her job. for those of you who dont know her job is to perform. That performance was anything but. although i do enjoy watching britney fall flat on her face. i had a weak moment where i thought come on brit you can do it prove them wrong girl!! (what was i thinking?) she looked a hot mess! she flounderd around stage like a bad burlesque show staring a greasy disgusting ashed up hooker, her outfit looked like it came straight out of g&g or wallmart. This all because she didnt listen…she didnt listen to her manager,mtv,her hair guy,no one. you could lipstick on a pig but it is still a pig. the same rules apply to brit. fans and supporters of brit its time to throw in the towel,give it up,let a dead dog lay. than as if her joke of a performance wasnt enough she almost imeadiatley flashed her baby maker all over town. So this i propose…ready, its genius….charm school with britney spears!!! That would be awesome!!1 vh1 listen up this is a genius idea!!! WHO IS WITH ME!!!!!
Jimbo | September 12, 2007 at 3:00 pm
Hey FRIST am I getting some pizza today?
Ted from LA | September 12, 2007 at 3:01 pm
I believe the hair at fault story. My hair once got me fired. Actually it was my pubic hair, and it came in contact with my bosses wife’s nose. Hair can cause all kinds of problems. Brit should think about shaving her head.
Frist's Pizza | September 12, 2007 at 3:04 pm
I wouldn’t touch you with a ten foot pole. Loser.
Nipples | September 12, 2007 at 3:04 pm
So close. If Britney had combined the last 2 excuses and said she was profoundly upset by Sarah Silverman’s body hair, I think everybody would have accepted that without question.
jersey | September 12, 2007 at 3:06 pm
#13 BDS
THAT WAS THE BEST COMMENT EVER!!!!
FRIST!!! | September 12, 2007 at 3:06 pm
Sick! “Getting some pizza” – I’m not naive, you know. I know that’s code for sitting on a guy’s face when you have a yeast infection during your period.