Britney Spears, who swept the VMAs with her video for “Piece of Me,” doesn’t even think it’s a good video. I mean, she made the thing while she thought she was a British nanny which proves those fat cats at MTV “bailed out” Britney. See what I did there? I’m poignant. Star reports:
“It’s a cool video, but I think by far I’ve done videos that are way better, so I was really shocked that it got the award. It was just inspiring, though, because now, going forward with the videos that I’m doing now, I can really go there and do something crazy and see what happens.”
She added that she’d be eating New York pizza before she leaves town — and not just one slice. “I eat what I want,” the workout fanatic said.
In related news, Britney Spears was severely burnt this afternoon when she attempted to dump the contents of an entire pizza oven in her mouth. First responders believe a Stromboli is the culprit but hesitated to speculate further until a forensics team arrives. In the meantime, Britney’s people say she dove out of the ambulance when it passed a Domino’s and request anyone who sees the pop star to contact law enforcement. She’s wearing a black- and red-striped shirt with a calzone seared into the collar.
gaBS | September 30, 2008 at 4:37 pm
FIRST
Rick | September 30, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Don’t know what it is but that fuckin tardface always makes me hard as a rock.
oscar | September 30, 2008 at 4:43 pm
wait.. she didnt earn those awards by dipping into her bottomless (he said bottomless hehehee) resevoir of talent that she has cultivated over her career? her video wasnt the best video released this year? it was all a publicity of ploy of MTV’s and Brit’s people?!?!
in related news, clay aiken is gay and sarah palin is dumbass… oh, and britney spears likes pizza.
havoc | September 30, 2008 at 4:43 pm
She’s going to be fine.
She’s got her cell phone in one hand and pack of Marlboro’s in the other.
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Mo | September 30, 2008 at 4:45 pm
The Britney/Food cracks are getting SO old.
Don’t say, “OMG MY PENIS DIDN’T RUN FOR COVER” in one story and then say how she’s chasing pizza trucks and going after Dominos in another. I mean, really.
This shit isn’t even funny anymore. Other sites are even mocking it.
Ho | September 30, 2008 at 4:47 pm
#5 – here’s the first syllable of your name. I think you dropped it.
sirrix | September 30, 2008 at 4:50 pm
@6: ba-ZING!!!
Mo | September 30, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Uh… gee, that was clever and boy, you sure told me! Guess I should go cry into my Wheaties now or something.
OSCAR with a PINK SOCK | September 30, 2008 at 4:56 pm
Im Oscar and I love to prolapse…BIG TIME!
Id love to fellate Barack and Osama Bin Laden and I like the democrats because their sign is a donkey and I used to fuck my donkey on the farm in New Jersey. Dont believe me?
Take a look.
LawnGnome | September 30, 2008 at 5:00 pm
Workout fanatic? When has she ever been a workout fanatic?
clever girl | September 30, 2008 at 5:06 pm
she was bulimic and some bulimics tend to overexercise in order to not gain the weight of the binges.
Joseph the Land Monger | September 30, 2008 at 5:15 pm
That girl is too ugly to be Britney, and I know who it is —- it’s Jamie Lynn trying to pull a fast one on us. What a couple of stupid hillbilly sluts.
norton | September 30, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Take a good hard look at pic #1 and you can see how fat and unattractive she’ll be at 30.
Popye the Sailor Man | September 30, 2008 at 5:22 pm
That’s a very cute nautical theme, striped shirt that BritKnee has on. I hope she is going on a very, very long, extended cruise, and maybe she’ll meet some nice gentleman who will push her overboard at night when she is drunk. He’ll never get sent to prison, just look at Robert Wagner and the rest of the ship and dip murderers.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW | September 30, 2008 at 5:25 pm
WHY IN THE FUCK DOES SHE LOOKS SO FUCKING OLD?
I knew her face was beat and ragged for years now but FUCK I mean it’s that bad??? She has worse jowls than my bulldog, she looks fucking 35.
SICK.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW | September 30, 2008 at 5:27 pm
*LOOK
Rant | September 30, 2008 at 5:37 pm
I heard she will be in a live action version of Disney’s The Weekenders.
HorribleJudgment | September 30, 2008 at 5:59 pm
Note to Britney: go ahead and eat what you want. You are already a lost cause. You are fatter than fat, have been for ages, and there is clearly nothing that you can do about it at this point.
I mean, look at the above picture of you: You have a double chin. Your neck is so fat, that it melds right into to your chin and face and creates one bit block of fat. Your chin just sits there like a wafer on your turkey gobble neck fat. It looks as if it wants to escape. And what is with he circumfrence of your neck? It’s like a fucking tree trunk. You’ve got the fattest face I’ve ever seen!. It looks like someone stuck dynamite in your mouth, and it blew up only enough so that your head didn’t explode. Geezus!
And you’ve got a mustache in the above picture? What’s up with that?
Rough Daddy | September 30, 2008 at 6:12 pm
-Best when served fresh-
asdnl | September 30, 2008 at 7:08 pm
ast first, i really thought that was jamie lynn
hotels | September 30, 2008 at 7:10 pm
Not bad foto.
hotels | September 30, 2008 at 7:11 pm
Not bad foto.
bag | September 30, 2008 at 7:29 pm
I believe the past tense of sweep is swept not sweeped. Although maybe sweeped is an American-English thing or a tribute to Spears. Who knows.
Bebz | September 30, 2008 at 8:03 pm
oh how terrible…a celebrity chick that actually eats…the shock and horror. I say good for her, i dont see why as soon as a female celeb gets over a size 0 she becomes hideous.
Real women aren’t twigs, they have curves and are all shapes and sizes. The women that look like they are famine victims are no where near attractive and i feel bad for them , they need some good steak and eggs or a large NY pizza Britney style.
This bs about womens dress sizes has to stop.
Randal | September 30, 2008 at 8:05 pm
You’ve really got to give yourself some credit here Britney. The song is wack, dope, sick and all that snap-your-finger style in a can girl!
Be proud of the good music you make and know that awards are there for everyone of us to tell you how good it is too!
xoxo
Randal
sunshine | September 30, 2008 at 8:37 pm
Pic #1 reminds me of Uga, the University of Georgia Bulldog mascot.
angela | September 30, 2008 at 10:07 pm
She looks nice.
mimi | September 30, 2008 at 10:18 pm
She looks like a fat slob to me.
mimi | September 30, 2008 at 10:25 pm
and fat a slob as she is, #18 is a retarded mongoloid who has never had sex with someone under 400 lbs and never had sex with the opposite gender. A douchebag extraordinairre relesing his angst on a message forum. and never, ever funny. get some new material, shitferbrains.
timmy the dying boy | October 1, 2008 at 12:31 am
“Sweeped?”
Is that a word? Didn’t think so. . .
Mel | October 1, 2008 at 1:00 am
yeah, she and jamie lynn look a lot alike in that first picture. yikes!
Sport | October 1, 2008 at 2:16 am
Randal you make me vomit in my mouth. There I go again.
gerard Vandenberg | October 1, 2008 at 7:46 am
be honest: WHAT ELSE IS THERE, folks?
Chris | October 1, 2008 at 9:19 am
JUST LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!!!!!
Mike | October 1, 2008 at 10:48 am
I got a load of something hot I’d like to dump in her mouth!!!
mimi | October 1, 2008 at 11:12 am
Stop riding Britney’s coattails you slimy Fish-head!
MosesGabby | October 1, 2008 at 12:11 pm
Nothing has changed.
The lights are on but nobody is home.
Gorkem | October 2, 2008 at 1:13 pm
Britney DESERVED these awards because it’s the best video of the year.. If you look at the other nominees the videos are terrible.. Who could win that? Look at Mariah Carey’s or Rihanna’s nominated videos.. Videos SUCK! But Britney’s video has a big quality and it was shining inside the other videos.. When they showed the nominees, it was obvious for Britney to win.. Britney means that she had better videos yes (Toxic,Slave etc.) she should have won awards with these videos , but that does not mean that Piece of Me did not deserve it.. It’s obviously the best pop/female video also the video of the year.. Piece of Me deserved to win and she already won all.. U cannot change the fact that she rocked as usual.. (this time not with performances but with winning awards)
Barosso | October 2, 2008 at 1:20 pm
HEY
SO WHERE WERE YOU DURING THE INJUSTICE??
BRITNEY DESERVED TO WIN VMA’S ESPECIALLY WITH TOXIC AND SLAVE VIDEOS PREVIOUSLY BUT MTV GAVE THE AWARDS TO THE UNDESERVING PEOPLE.. NOW SHE WON THE AWARDS WHICH SHE DESERVED BUT U ATTACK ON HER.. WHY DID U SHUT YOUR FUC..N MOUTHS WHEN UNDESERVING PEOPLE (LIKE PINK VMA 2002 AND BEYONCE VMA 2004 ) WON THE AWARDS BEFORE?? U JUST ATTACK ON HER COZ SHE IS BRITNEY.. AND U ARE JEALOUS OF HER.. !!! SHE ROXXX NOBODY CAN CHANGE THIS FACT!!
E. Norma Stitz | October 2, 2008 at 9:35 pm
She looks great for a 67 year old woman.
resimler | March 14, 2010 at 7:21 am
Take a good hard look at pic #1 and you can see how fat and unattractive she’ll be at 30.