Britney Spears banned from Super Bowl promo

Superficial / January 16, 2007
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The Super Bowl is trying to get together celebrities for an all-star NFL Network promo to air during the game, but a source says Britney Spears’ people “were turned down flat out when they asked about participating.”

“She’s too much of a train wreck,” says the insider. “Besides, we already have Paris Hilton. Janet Reno and David Beckham are also on the wish list,” says the source. “Larry David said he might do it. Also, we’re trying to get Predator, from the movie.”

Are they actually proud that they’ve got Paris Hilton in their promo? It’s like bragging that you’ve got Tara Reid on your chess team. And what the hell kind of promo is this? Paris Hilton, Janet Reno, and the damn Predator? Apparently they’ve confused football with The Super Hilarious Almost-Celebrity Fun Hour.