Britney Spears is apparently serious this time about getting her shit together. Not only has she been hitting the gym, but she popped into the studio yesterday with manager Larry Rudolph to get her creative juices flowing, which, fun fact, smell like gravy. Us Magazine reports:
“She just wanted to go in and tinker around,” the source says. “She sat at a piano and got some ideas. She played the piano and sang a bit. She enjoyed herself.”
Spears played old and new tunes, the source says, adding, “she wanted to go in as a way to get her creativity going. It was a really positive experience for her.”
While I’m surprised that Britney is actually exercising without someone dangling a Whopper on a string in front of her (You’ve come a long way, baby!), I’m even more surprised she can play the piano. Can you imagine Britney chilling in an old school Vegas lounge belting out her classic tunes on the piano? I’d check that out. And not just because I’d have a belly full of free scotch and poker chips. What? I got hungry.
WOOPTiEWHOOP | April 17, 2008 at 10:44 am
BANGARANGOTANGORANG
D4P | April 17, 2008 at 10:45 am
God, I hate those sunglasses.
Captain-Insano | April 17, 2008 at 10:48 am
Now if she’d just get some hairplugs to cover up her receding hairline she’d be on her way.
Bmurphy72 | April 17, 2008 at 10:54 am
GOOD, hopefully she has had the WIGGING OUT spell and get herself back together. You can only make fun of somebody for so long before you start feeling sorry for them.
noneyobeezwax | April 17, 2008 at 10:54 am
i didn’t realize running on the treadmill could fix crazy. i need to call my ex and let her know.
Auntie Kryst | April 17, 2008 at 10:55 am
Is the fucking machine even on?? Jebus, she may as well light up a smoke while on that thing. Whew, 15 minutes at the lowest setting really works up an appetite. It’s Carl Jr.’s time!
daguz | April 17, 2008 at 10:56 am
She lost her Starbucks IV drip. That should account for 10lbs.
gerard Vandenberg | April 17, 2008 at 11:09 am
WHAT IS SHE UP TO?
Ted from LA | April 17, 2008 at 11:13 am
The only people who wear sunglasses indoors are blind people and assholes.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | April 17, 2008 at 11:14 am
What’s up with Ms. Skin and Bones next to her? Good god, that woman’s arms arm so chunky, I bet they look blurry in a strong wind.
hahaha | April 17, 2008 at 11:17 am
why is she just standing there. where are the pics of her actually working out?
fygu | April 17, 2008 at 11:18 am
She looks better, but still has ugly tits. And really, who the fuck wears sunglasses in a gym? Was she thinking that no one would recognize her? And also what’s with the photo op? I don’t think you’re generally allowed to take pictures inside a gym.
nipolian | April 17, 2008 at 11:18 am
Standing on a non-mobile treadmill bullshitting with miss fat arms doesn’t technically qualify as working out.
BTW: Auntie – thanks for the D Miller link yesterday – that was fucking hilarious.
Anonymous | April 17, 2008 at 11:20 am
Fucking Britards are the biggest morons on the face of the Earth. Wow, she went to the gym, big fucking deal. She went to a studio, oh wow, I guess her amazing comeback is just days away now…….wow, Daddy let her drive her car around the block, she should get her kids back now because of that…….
Britards, just give it up. Your hero’s career is over and done.
havoc | April 17, 2008 at 11:21 am
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Imagination | April 17, 2008 at 11:25 am
Not content with the standard exercise equipment, she’s demanded a specially designed treadmill complete with an ashtray and a small rack to hold her “dipping sauces” for those20 piece McNugget meals brought promptly on-the-hour, every hour. Move over Jack Lalanne! Brittany will be the trend-setter for the 21st century!
Anexio | April 17, 2008 at 11:28 am
This is wondurfull news that brit is working out. look at that lady next to her she doing same thing and copying her everymove. its so funny to see eveyone do the same like they are going to be brit somehow by copying her moves. LOL, cant be done! there is only one brit and she looks really good cause I wish I had her figure. i bet brit does gym better than anyone else becuse she always works out and everyine else just goes once a day or something like that. i bet that jerk kFed is saying he wished he didnt do what he did over and over.
monkeyfightclub | April 17, 2008 at 11:36 am
She’s got a quadruple chin.
Harry Ballzack | April 17, 2008 at 11:44 am
Why hit the gym?
Just because a couple of kids mixed in with a few years of drooling and eating Cheetos turned her once hard body into an S is no reason for alarm ……..
At least she picked a workout partner who makes HER look better
The White Urkle | April 17, 2008 at 12:01 pm
She still has a nice ass.
A | April 17, 2008 at 12:02 pm
she’s getting her ass back. I like the little bubble I see
gotmilk? | April 17, 2008 at 12:04 pm
18, copying her every move? you mean walking. wow, that’s really impressive.
britney should try a sports bra. probably should have tried that years ago. i see a bra strap there, but those things are as saggy as it gets.
clearly she’s super cereal about getting back in shape with those sunglasses on and all….
LL | April 17, 2008 at 12:13 pm
I love how we get reports on Britney now like she’s in preschool: “Britney works and plays well with others. She takes direction well. She knows her numbers 1-7 and can get through H in the alphabet. Her favorite parts of the day are snacks and naptime.”
The woman is 26 years old and PR flacks give us these play-by-plays of her day like that’s normal. Maybe she really is retarded.
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Anonymous | April 17, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Anexio, please don’t ever have kids. The world begs you.
deacon jones | April 17, 2008 at 12:37 pm
I wish we had a transcript of their conversation, I’m sure it was really in depth..
Clem | April 17, 2008 at 12:41 pm
Sunglasses? Check
Treadmill at 2.5mph? Check
Fatter friend to make me and my nine chins look less fat? Check
Beck | April 17, 2008 at 12:42 pm
I usually love the snark, but she looks soooo much better and maybe it is time to give her a break. She is trying to improve, I , for one, hopes it works out for her!
OldSchoolLearning | April 17, 2008 at 12:46 pm
You know once upon a time she was known for being a hard worker so this is probably really good for her. Definitely wishing her well. I doubt I will ever get into her music but what is wrong with hoping someone clears up the mess they made of their life
Spazz | April 17, 2008 at 12:57 pm
Nice look, Maverick.
Ted Mosby | April 17, 2008 at 12:58 pm
I had to rub peanut butter on her lips to read the lines properly when she started on the show.
BunnyButt | April 17, 2008 at 1:01 pm
Looks like Brit’s wearing depends under those trousers…
Rick | April 17, 2008 at 1:01 pm
Her ass looks exactly like Kim’s.
Allison Sweeney | April 17, 2008 at 1:16 pm
Britney I’m sorry to tell you, you are NOT the Biggest Loser.
Well you are a giant looser, but not in a good way cause you haven’t lost a pound since you got fat. Also here’s a tip you’re on a treadmill so quit talking and RUN ya fucking chubbo, and quit taking those laxatives they’re making you retain fluid, you look bloated and shit.
Ryan J. | April 17, 2008 at 1:16 pm
I’ve never tried running on a treadmill with aviators on. I should give it a whirl.
mellie | April 17, 2008 at 1:38 pm
Anonymous —->> please tell me your a guy….and hot as well? Oh and Anexio is one of my favorite posters…almost as much as the spammers to which u so generously give out their info….
…but, yes, for the sake of humanity Anexio please listen to him/her and never reproduce
Ryan | April 17, 2008 at 1:53 pm
“to get her creative juices flowing, which, fun fact, smell like gravy”. -Thanks for that, you just made me spit my coffee onto my computer from laughing.
Gia | April 17, 2008 at 2:09 pm
#34
I’m no fan of Brit but she actually has a cute bubble butt and Kim has a wide fat butt that looks freaky because she wears a girdle with butt pads and she has to cover her huge butt with a sarong when wearing a swim suit.
Or perhaps Brit is wearing a girdle to give her the bubble butt look because it looks like part of it is hanging out.
Jennifer Hammond | April 17, 2008 at 2:19 pm
She looks really good here. Hate on her all you want but her body is better than most of yours hating on her. Im glad the girl is getting her act together.
Jennifer Hammond | April 17, 2008 at 2:24 pm
She looks really good here. Hate on her all you want but her body is better than most of yours hating on her. Im glad the girl is getting her act together.
monkeyfightclub | April 17, 2008 at 2:37 pm
You have to have nothing going on in your life if you are actually glad that she’s getting her act together.
gotmilk? | April 17, 2008 at 3:31 pm
40, she only looks really good here because her doughy body is mostly covered with clothing, thankfully.
BunnyButt | April 17, 2008 at 3:39 pm
42, that should be, “You have to have nothing going on in your life if you THINK that she’s getting her act together.”
Racer X | April 17, 2008 at 3:51 pm
She a nice ass.
Terry | April 17, 2008 at 4:09 pm
A little pudge can be cute and Brittney has a sexy bubble butt.
Kim Kardaskank is not a little pudgy but she is fat and has a huge butt. Perhaps if Kim had a tight huge bubble butt then it would be sexy but Kim has a wide jiggly butt that she has to cover with a sarong when she wears a swim suit and she has to wear a girdle with butt pads cause she has a big loose butt.
fish sucks | April 17, 2008 at 5:13 pm
booooooooooooooooooo fish please take a vacation
FromOutOfNoWhere | April 17, 2008 at 9:17 pm
Oh man, I’m in agreement, that is a nice ass on Brittney
Anal Fistula | April 17, 2008 at 11:53 pm
@ #10….and blind assholes, of course…
Tim J | April 18, 2008 at 8:05 am
I’ve read all the posts….man some of them have made me laugh. Crazy Americans..I never knew some of you were so funny
Steven | April 18, 2008 at 10:06 am
Britney is reportedly ranked pretty high up on the FHM sexiest list. She reportedly zoomed way past Christina Aguilera-who was the big fave there fo a while-and even Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba…Don’t know if she’s #1, but many say that she is well past the top 5!! Good for Britney!! All haile Britney!!