This chick goes up and down more than Paris Hilton’s head on any anonymous lap when someone whips out a handycam. Congrats on spelling “First” properly. Those Rosetta Stone tapes are working I see.
Wait a second… the rehab places let you carry your own meals in???
I bet that dog has had more contact with Britney than her kids.
at least she wears a seatbelt
not sooooooooo crazy huh!
does anybody know Brit’s odds for the dead pool? If it’s better than 2:1, i want in.
“Oh i see the train a-comin’…”
She can carry that rat around with her, but she can’t take care of her kids? Nice. Maybe Kevin should get the them. We know they shouldn’t go to Brit’s mother, look at what’s she’s raised.
@3 Rosetta Stone….That was a good reference.
Oh wow, she could atleast go buy a better looking wig,i want to pull that one off her head vomit in it and then slap it back on
Wow, if I reached the point where Kevin Federline was more fit to parent my children, I’d lock them in the car with me and drive it into a river. It would be better for them, the world, and the fish.
Yeah, she has to have a dog on her lap because she is used to driving with a child in her lap!
wow, i am suprised there arn’t more comments on that bad wig. it looks like that hair that used to come on barbie, all shiney and fake.
Well, she’s done the seemingly impossible before… she’s made Kevin Federline look good!
Boy, good thing she’s wearing Chanel glasses with that cheap ass wig! That just makes up for everything! Trailer Trash! I can’t wait to see her on cops in a few months, as they come to her double wide to break up a domestic violence!
No one knows what the girl is going through. It’s aint easy being Brit. Hopefully they can teach her some better descision making skills. Lord please!
She is only doing this so her lawyer can delay the custody hearing that was scheduled today.
“I’m sorry your honor, my client is currently in a rehab program that lasts 45 days, I would ask the court to allow us to ajorn until such time as she is available to participate in this hearing”
I wonder if Anna Nichole’s ex lapdog Howard will start sneaking pills in to Britt, he needs a new job. It’s amazing that Paris Hilton seems like she would be a GOOD influence on the Spears-Skank now.
look at the dogs face, he’s thinking “I hope K-fag gets me too in the custody hearing”
she should have shaved her mustache when she shaved her head. and a pearl fukkin necklace? hahahah dirty whore
Ah… Safely transporting her pets AND children I see….
You just know she puts JIF on her clit and yells “Here Pepito” to that poor little rat-dog!
I’m glad to see her dog is still alive. I was starting to think maybe she ate it.
WOW! A year ago, you would never have convinced me that K-Fed would have come out of this looking better than this skank. They are BOTH, still, totally worthless & talentless pieces of shit, but she just has more corn & peanuts in hers…
This is growing very tired.
Wow. Even I am beyond commenting on it any further.
I will go back to my baby-back ribs now.
I am surprised she did not shave her dog, she has shaved everything else.
And is there anything hotter than a bald chick smoking and wearing a pair of cords. I thought I was in 7th grade again.
I agree with whoever said in a different post that with all her millions, she has the cheapest looking wardrobe on the planet. Same goes with the wig. She’s not even TRYING anymore. But I have to admit something odd, and maybe it’s the hangover talking, but I think I like the new brit. She’s kind of a badass!!!
Pardon the empathy, sympathy or whatever you want to call it, but she’s probably gone over the top insane because she can’t get a minute of privacy.
There’s obviously something amiss here and sure, I would agree that some of this is attention whoring.
But really, imagine your dumb ass. You’re getting out of your beat up Ford Probe at the 7-11. Your underwear is in your crack. As you go to release the tension, there are seventy dipshits with cameras taking your picture.
You’ll never pick your nose again and I know you fools flick your bogeys out your driver’s side window. I’ve seen ya.
The best thing this human can have is a 28 day stay, to at least get away from the camera eye. Then she and perhaps you can get on with your pathetic lives.
You know what’s weird here? When Brit and KFed were married, all her faults were blamed on Kevin. Like the only reason she was falling apart was because she was married to a pathetic loser. Now it looks suspiciously like maybe Kevin was the one holding her together and keeping her shit from totally unravelling all along. Thinking about KFed as the “sane one” in a relationship could make my head explode.
She is flippin NUTS!! Her antics are exhauting me. If you can’t look past all the crap said about you in the media then get out of the biz honey. “oh, the media and everyone who says anything about me is what makes me so low…blah blah blah” Bullshit she is just having a “Drew Barrymore” but later in life. She will loose everything though.
Has she been shaving her face too?! It looks like she’s got 5 o’clock shadow!
…and whats up with that ugly pearl neclace? Either she trying the “goodie two shoes” look or she is implying she has been giving numerous blow jobs to get out of rehab.
So, the dogs going with her to rehab? Are they both on the pipe?
You check your drunk ass in
You check your drunk ass out
You check your drunk ass in
And then you give the press a shout
The rehab hokie pokie is all the rage without a doubt
When your career spins out!
Ok… seriously… the two where she is out of the car – doesn’t anyone else think she looks like a tranny??? wtf!
Why can’t any of your morons spell the word lose correctly?
37 Way to make a typo when your trying to insult everyone!
Excuse me “you’re” wouldn’t want you to out me too!
Some people just can’t enjoy irony.
Furthermore, “your” isn’t necessarily a typo, assuming you, by defending, can now take claim to the morons. i.e. they’re yours.
i.e. bite me!
Your visceral wit is crippling.
A Britney Haiku:
Shaved head, wigs, rehab
Kids better off with K Fed
The World is ending
so is your face
#30, My sentiments exactly.
Anyone want to make a wager as to what Britney’s rep will claim she is rehab for?
Alcohol? Heroin? Barbituates?
Or will the media allow her to skate by with the excuse of exhaustion?
So tired of hearing about BS. Who cares anymore! And for that matter, are BS, Paris, LL, and ANS like the only celebrities that exist anymore?! How come it seems like every other story on here has to be the same old thing about the stupid crap that they’ve done. They’re shtick is getting old and stale. Can’t we start picking on new celebrities, different celebrities, for a while and completely ignore this annoying group?!
I don’t know what is more annoying…the overdose on the Anna Nicole death or Brittany. Is there no happy medium?
If Britney wasn’t Britney, those kids would have been with K-Fed a looooong time ago. I still can’t believe he’s the better of the two.
What are you talking about? ZaZ is right. Lose, not loose…that irritates me too.
Commenting as a Guest. Sign in or Join.