Britney Spears back in rehab


Britney Spears is giving rehab another chance and checked into an in-patient facility in Los Angeles today after being pressured by her mom and family. Last week she checked herself into a rehab facility in Antigua but checked out less than 24 hours later. A rep for Britney says:

“Britney Spears has voluntarily checked herself into an undisclosed rehab facility today. We ask that the media respect her privacy as well as those of her family and friends at this time.”

Last time she was only in rehab for one day before freaking out and shaving her head bald so I wanna see what she does this time. Maybe she’ll stay for a week and when she finally gets out she’ll run up and down the street with her arms spread out yelling “I’m an airplane!” and making engine noises. Oh, and don’t even ask about her kids. They’ve obviously been dead for quite some time now.