Britney Spears’ baby-daddy is a baby

Less than a month after a baby unexpectedly dropped out of his piggy bank/wife, Kevin Federline has reportedly gotten back into his usual routine of being useless and unmanagable.

Since Spears brought home little Sean Preston, his dad has been “a real brat” – hitting golf balls, partying and chatting on the phone until well into the night, an insider tells Life & Style Weekly. Spears has reportedly complained that she’s “raising two kids now.”

And God does it turn her on! As I understand it, the only thing that white trash loves more than muddy pig sex is muddy pig sex with close blood relations. While Britney knows that they can arrest her for that, she also knows that they can’t arrest her for role-playing. So this is about as good as it gets for her. It’s not wrong enough to be illegal, but it’s just wrong enough to feel so, so right.