Britney Spears still hasn’t confirmed the name of her new baby and sources are revealing that it isn’t named Sutton Pierce and was never a boy at all.
“That’s not the baby’s name,” one source insists. “It’s Jayden James. J.J. for short.” Another source insists that the baby isn”t a boy at all – but a girl. The rumors gained traction when Federline appeared on a radio show and refused to answer questions about the baby’s name or gender. “Isn’t that strange when you hear that, when you have a child and people tell you the sex is a different one,” the DJ asked Federline. He replied: “Yeah it’s crazy. Well it’s even crazier when people are telling me my child’s name.” Buzz about the baby’s sex grew louder after a report that Spears was photographed buying pink baby clothes at Planet Blue in Malibu – but her bodyguard confiscated the film.
Another source is saying they’re using the child as a PR stunt like Suri Cruise, and “that they’ll release pics closer to the release date of Kevin’s new CD.” Although I don’t understand why somebody doesn’t just break into Britney’s house and take a peak under the kid’s skirt. Since when have “laws” ever stood in the way of the human spirit? That’s just loser talk.
CelebSlam.com | October 24, 2006 at 8:57 am
You stay classy Britney!
http://www.celebslam.com
ApacheRose | October 24, 2006 at 9:00 am
It’s probably because the kid came out a hermaphrodite and they haven’t figured out if they’ll raise it as a boy or girl… or both.
BeautifulNightmare | October 24, 2006 at 9:02 am
“Buzz about the baby’s sex grew louder after a report that Spears was photographed buying pink baby clothes at Planet Blue in Malibu – but her bodyguard confiscated the film.”
Maybe Britney is raising Sutton Pierce as a cross dresser?
jrzmommy | October 24, 2006 at 9:02 am
“Jeeeeeezussss Krast, Keyvin! What in the HAIL do you cawl theeeis? Its not a girl….not yet a woman…..but not a boy?”
gatorbates | October 24, 2006 at 9:04 am
I thought the kid’s name was Jim Bob Cooter Federline.
You can always take the trash out of the trailer …………
Binky | October 24, 2006 at 9:07 am
Hummm… last time I checked James was a guy’s name.
My sources tell me it is a baby girl though. Olive Veronica Federline.
Or O-Ver Fed for short, because she’s a little tubby.
IFuckingHateYou | October 24, 2006 at 9:08 am
They haven’t released the name or the sex because these fucking idiot hillbillies don’t know what either one is.
They’re waiting for “the shell” to fall all the way off so they can figure out if it’s a boy or girl, then it’s either going to be K-Fag Jr. or Britney Jr.
Somebody needs to tell these stupid fucks that it isn’t a shell, it’s the fucking diaper and it needs to be changed.
Madrid Marriott | October 24, 2006 at 9:12 am
Does the sex really matter? We already know that the child is/will be all of the following:
1. White trash
2. A whore
3. Drug/alcohol-dependent
4. Fucked up
5. In therapy
6. Noticeably unsmart
biatcho | October 24, 2006 at 9:18 am
And now for something completly different…
I have a co-worker telling me there are pics out today of Matthew McConofag & his boy toy Lance MyAnus kissing & stuffs.
I am too lazy to bother looking… I need proof please. Anyone?
BigJim | October 24, 2006 at 9:32 am
Two words:
Circumcision accident.
Christie | October 24, 2006 at 9:32 am
What does it matter? All they are trying to do is create a buzz for K-Fed’s CD…just the same as having K-Fed on WWE westling. I am sure the pics will be out in the next week or so seeing as that is when K-Fed’s CD is due for release.
Just a guess.
jrzmommy | October 24, 2006 at 9:40 am
I’m surprised she didn’t try to have Sean Preston OD in her hospital room. Copycattin’ bitch.
yuckyfresh | October 24, 2006 at 9:42 am
and your little dog too! wa ha ha ha ha!!
PrettyBaby | October 24, 2006 at 9:42 am
#9 Yuck- I will poke out my pretty greens if I see those. For related content see the Jake and his Lame Duck posting. But whatever, I’ll look at ‘em if someone’s got ‘em.
Brain Embolism | October 24, 2006 at 9:49 am
Wow!
sharkbite | October 24, 2006 at 9:55 am
Unlike Suri, which we weren’t even sure existed, and even then, weren’t sure if it wasn’t an alien or a robot… we know we are not lucky enough that there is no Britney baby.
http://www.scandalsnappers.com
Angry Ferret Jones | October 24, 2006 at 9:56 am
Britney’s Baby Shirt is a Racist!
Glossed Over | October 24, 2006 at 9:58 am
Are we sure Britney and Kevin can even tell the difference between a boy and a girl?
http://glossedover.com
carrie bradshaw | October 24, 2006 at 10:02 am
I just love how celebrities use children as PR stunts *cough*Tom Cruise*cough*Madonna.
Remind me again though, how having the baby photos come out at the same time as K-Fed’s “album” drops will inspire people to go buy his shitty record?
ponk | October 24, 2006 at 10:07 am
just how do you determine the sex of a cabbage patch kid?
RichPort | October 24, 2006 at 10:07 am
They actually haven’t named the child as yet. They want something original and poignant, something that says class and unique all at once. The were gonna go for “Xena: Trailer Park Princess”, but it was too long and words that start with “X” make Brit’s eyes water and brain swell.
They have likely opted for a Prince-like symbol name, probably in the likeness of a middle finger.
Stuey75 | October 24, 2006 at 10:10 am
fo real #19. I aint buying it for nuttin. and i could give a flying rats ass what they had, unless it was some freak of nature. I have yet to see a celebrities baby except that one madonna stole cause it was on here.
Italian Stallion | October 24, 2006 at 10:19 am
I think the nickname J.J. is DYNOMITE!!!!!
NipsyHustle | October 24, 2006 at 10:22 am
they are probably still turning it over trying to figure out what it is. no one cares about her breakdancing hamster.
Brain Embolism | October 24, 2006 at 10:36 am
#23 – Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
That’s right, I’m laughing here Stallion.
You are on FIRE today my friend!
Kitty | October 24, 2006 at 10:59 am
Brittany uses her new born baby as a publicity stunt, then she’ll cry that the media won’t leave her and her baby alone. Isn’t that like child exploitation or something?
Do Freebird | October 24, 2006 at 11:08 am
I always assumed that in Bayou country they had a traditional name for the second child.
So lets welcome little Booger to the Federline lineage.
BTW, has anyone else thought what Brit’s obvious combination of fertility/stupidity is going to do to the overall gene pool of the human race? I predict that within 10 generations that Neanderthal man will once more walk the earth.
Kitty | October 24, 2006 at 11:11 am
TMZ says its a boy: Jayden James
http://www.tmz.com/2006/10/24/tmz-solves-britney-baby-mystery/
tsarinaamanda | October 24, 2006 at 11:15 am
Oh my GOD, I just realized that the…thing Shitney was holding in that pic was a SHIRT! I thought it was a bunch of wadded-up rolls of film, or a paper towel used to wipe up after Sean P vomits up his soda, Cheetos, and strained peas! Hideous, truly THE ugliest shirt I’ve ever seen!
and @26-
You’re ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. I’m also sick to death of these whiny bitches getting themselves into these situations, and then bitching and crying about how they are so harassed, OMGZ WTF! I say….”Just don’t look, just don’t look” It’s got Paul Anka’s guarantee (guarantee void in Tennessee)! Then maybe the Federtards and their demon spawn will just drop dead from being ignored. We can only hope.
Spindoc | October 24, 2006 at 11:23 am
Man is SHE going to be pissed if his CD Is a hit, if this douchebag ever gets his own money he will dump her ass in a second. THen she will go around bitching about how she made him a star and boo hoo hoo.
seyoboy | October 24, 2006 at 11:27 am
I hate
Britney …nobody cares about your baby
http://celebcorner.blogspot.com/
Brain Embolism | October 24, 2006 at 11:35 am
The babies a “Bigfoot, Gus”!
LoneWolf | October 24, 2006 at 11:36 am
LOL @ #12.
Doesn’t matter what sex it is – the poor little fucker’s doomed to be dropped on its head, crushed behind the steering wheel, or OD’ing from 2nd hand pot smoke anyway.
Feral cats are better mothers.
erika ned | October 24, 2006 at 11:53 am
the birth certificate was filed today…
tha baby is def initely a boy and it’s name is jayden james federline
check it out here:
http://www.tmz.com/2006/10/24/tmz-solves-britney-baby-mystery/
bond | October 24, 2006 at 12:10 pm
i think it’s supposed to be someone should take a PEEK, not a PEAK. someone taking a PEAK would be a whole different kind of story for a whole different time and place.
HolisticWisdomcom | October 24, 2006 at 1:12 pm
Maybe they can have Madonna adopt the baby, at least that way he might have a fighting chance.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
Sara Luppino | October 25, 2006 at 2:57 pm
It is Jayden James, but here are 3 other names they picked out and were highly considering.
Cheeto Crunch Spears
Large Fryy Spears
Lucy Poosi Spears
andrew-film | October 26, 2006 at 3:35 am
Oh, these two created a mutant! And what did ya expect? A beautiful baby? From these two with IQ lowering from 75?
Sam | October 28, 2006 at 8:09 am
How come he/she is still uncertain ? Why would they lie to the fans/media/public ?
http://www.britneyspearsguide.com/
HollywoodSnark | March 22, 2007 at 9:55 am
meh, who really cares?