On December 4, Christie’s is going to auction off a page from Britney Spears’ junior high school notebook featuring a “handwritten review of Rex Warner’s translation of Sophocles’ story Antigone, written in black ballpoint pen on either side of the page, Britney’s review annotated by her teacher with corrections to her spelling and comments including …Nice cover Organized Watch your spelling… and Write more neatly and her grade: 88; and a corresponding piece of yellow card decorated with the book’s title Antigone in black felt pen.”
I tried reading this but gave up after my brain started to melt. If you give it a try you’ll understand. Or you won’t, because your brain will have melted. I’m surprised there weren’t more typos, but I was also expecting it to be written on unicorn stationary. Go figure.
I have a folder that Kirsten Dunst wrote on in Jr. High. Can I auction that garbage off too?
52nd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If I ever wrote this badly, even in junior high, I would travel back in time and kick my own ass.
“First Antigone did this. Then Antigone did that. Then Antigone’s brother died. Then the evil king told Antigone that she couldn’t bury her brother. Then Antigone went against the evil king’s wishes…”
Jesus. It’s like Crib’s Notes by retards, for retards.
I’m surprised she doesn’t dot her “i”s with hearts…
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I’m surprised she doesn’t dot her “i”s with hearts…
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This is obviously a fake – The highest grade Britney ever completed was stage-mom Junior High, which amounts to doing the splits and singing ballads from “Annie”. I don’t think you have to write a paper on Antigone to pass that grade, although sucking yards of cock seems to boost your credentials during finals week.
43, please. I never wrote “hisself” instead of “himself” at any age, let alone by the time I was in junior high. Did you? Perhaps you did (and maybe still do), given the fact that you’ve graced us with this gem: “giver he a break,” and the rules of capitalization and punctuation seem to escape you. That being the case, you may now return to strumming your banjo and sucking your applesauce through a straw.
LMAO, unicorn stationary.
Awright already! I’ll start the bidding: .5 cents.
The sad part is, Jr. High? I read that in first year Uni. Whatever. My essay was, like, a million times better. Take that Brit!
Britney can read?
#21- why don’t you go and do something meaningful with your life like perhaps gathering your worthless immediate family members and discussing a mass suicide mission. lol thats hot
It’s “KING” you idiots! NOT LEMS! Did you go to school with Britney or what?
19 is clear evidence of why my “I love Papa” essay makes so much sense. I got an A+++++++, just like the imaginary essay in A Christmas Story.
I miss you and the peanut butter and the Azaleas. Oh, and the bodywax… but we don’t talk about those things in public.
Jindal is gonna kick some Blanco ass when he runs.
So when are they going to start auctioning off used toilet paper of celebs, or better yet q-tips? The person who buys it needs to have their picture taken for the dictionary under the definition of dweeb.
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“Loose” means not tight, as in your vag.
“Lose” means not win, as in your marriage.
she may not be a good speller – but she sure knows how to show off that vagina of hers…the newest upskirt from last night – hold onto your lunch…
http://popculturepundit.blogspot.com/2006/11/britneys-private-once-again-made.html
I’m still laughing at panty crickets…..
Sweet Jesus
http://perezhilton.com/topics/britney_spears/this_pains_us_20061128.php
I’m so tired of shitney! She will be so overexposed that we will become so fed up of her, the only fame she’ll have is if Plastic Paris asks her to go to a club and she is in a picture by accident
Everyone is jumping on the misspellings (hisself, loose) as they should be. But has nobody noticed she misspelled the name of the friggin’ book??? It’s “Antigone”, not “Antigione”. How do you get an 88 when you can’t spell a one-word title correctly??
Why did this girl ‘loose’ her brother in a war, shouldn’t she have kept him restrained and therefore safe? Why were there gourds on the lookout? And why did ‘them’ become ‘him’? And what is a roomer? Fish is right, my brain is melting….
@ 19 – ‘panty crickets’….BRILLIANT!
Ugh.
This is terrible.
My brain started to melt as well.
Since she wrote like shit, she coulda atleast written in chatspeak?
This teacher is a bigger moron then Speers. (sic)
“suppose to” ?
Thank god for the unions protecting the jobs of good teachers like this one.
Ladies please do not throw out your kid’s school papers – they may become famous one day. Her papers may bring in thousands of dollars.
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So now we know they didn’t get that much for Britney’s school papers. They would get a really big buck if had sold these Britney’s crotch pics to newspapers :)
For those who haven’t seen the pics yet: http://www.britneycrotch.org
who the hell would bother buying that?
I still think she’s hot. Look at those beautiful lips. The perfect forehead. Even her eyes are still beautiful even though their completely glazed over.
She even makes the wife beater look good with the no bra look. Why do people say she’s ugly?