Britney Spears auctions clothes from TV show

Britney Spears is auctioning off the clothes she wore on the set of the CBS sitcom How I Met Your Mother. The proceeds will benefit the National Resources Defense Council. Bidding will begin immediately after the episode airs tonight. I’m telling you now because maybe five of you will watch it. Only two shall survive. People reports:

Producers of the show sponsored the sale, which will include a navy print Juicy Couture dress, a yellow Nannette Lepore dress and a cream Nannette Lepore cardigan with blue flower details, all worn by Spears during filming.

For those concerned with cleanliness, the items will be thoroughly sanitized by a professional team of dry cleaners, the Center for Disease Control, Martha Stewart and a Level 7 White Wizard with an AcidCooch Elf Cloak that gives him CrotchEye defense +1. He also wields a battle axe and rides a sabertooth tiger – named Mittens.

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