Britney Spears is auctioning off the clothes she wore on the set of the CBS sitcom How I Met Your Mother. The proceeds will benefit the National Resources Defense Council. Bidding will begin immediately after the episode airs tonight. I’m telling you now because maybe five of you will watch it. Only two shall survive. People reports:
Producers of the show sponsored the sale, which will include a navy print Juicy Couture dress, a yellow Nannette Lepore dress and a cream Nannette Lepore cardigan with blue flower details, all worn by Spears during filming.
For those concerned with cleanliness, the items will be thoroughly sanitized by a professional team of dry cleaners, the Center for Disease Control, Martha Stewart and a Level 7 White Wizard with an AcidCooch Elf Cloak that gives him CrotchEye defense +1. He also wields a battle axe and rides a sabertooth tiger – named Mittens.
Sweetness | March 24, 2008 at 9:56 am
How much for her banana hamock?
Fat Tabby | March 24, 2008 at 9:57 am
Ack, Fish is playing a filth Alliance :p
Jimbo | March 24, 2008 at 10:02 am
I wonder how much she is going to get for her panties?
babe | March 24, 2008 at 10:02 am
Britney looks fabulous. I saw her personals ad on “W e a l t h yR o m a n c e. c om” last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site?
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | March 24, 2008 at 10:15 am
Oddly, no underwear were found, despite my offensively sniffing around. So we get to bid on the actual crotch.
jrz | March 24, 2008 at 10:21 am
I’d rather wear the underpants of a fucking leper……….
Faith | March 24, 2008 at 10:25 am
*GASP!* I fucking LOVE Nanette Lapore!!! And Juicy Couture!!! I would totally buy them but I know they wouldnt fit cause Im way too fat! :(
Anonymous | March 24, 2008 at 10:28 am
(paraphrasing)
“These are some panties we confiscated from a hooker”
“50 dollars!”
“She had nine STDs”
“40 dollars”
“And she wet herself when we arrested her”
“….50 dollars!”
/family guy
shanipie | March 24, 2008 at 10:29 am
How is it possible that every wig she wears looks greasy?
Her hair should have been done differently thats for sure. Also, those stupid ass blue contacts don’t fool anyone, they just look dumb.
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scru mi speling | March 24, 2008 at 10:51 am
Is the money going to “feed the children”, as in HER children, who she forgets to feed on a regular basis or is it going to a mental health chairty, as in “Batshit crazy Britney fund; cuz my daddy is my conservationist and he darn took ma Latte money”
How enourmously charitable and generous of batshit to donate clothes she NEVER paid for so that OTHER people can spend big bucks on them just because they touched Brits skank skin. Mother Theresa has been put to shame.
This is another example of typical celebrity fake generousity bullshit.
MassGrrl | March 24, 2008 at 11:00 am
How is it possible that she looks so tiny? Isn’t she a sloppy mess? Doesn’t the camera add 10#?
boo | March 24, 2008 at 11:02 am
I love Nanette Lepore too, but it is ironic that Brit is never seen wearing something that pretty or classy in real life.
Hemlock Queen | March 24, 2008 at 11:33 am
I agree @13, she looks super cute in the show. I wish she would take some of that with her offset. Girl needs to have
And she looks funny in the show too. I saw the trailers. Because I’m curious. Okay, so I’ll probably watch the dumbass show too. I just can’t help myself!
Jimbo | March 24, 2008 at 11:54 am
I have a pair of her panties, kinda. I put them on a Britney doll and walked it around the room for about an hour, so they’d get sweaty. But maybe these would be better.
ShoeLaLa | March 24, 2008 at 12:04 pm
she looks really good (surprisingly)…if only she would keep the clothes and wear them + undies, instead of all that trashy, ill-fitting crap + super fug boots she wobbles around in most of the time. maybe she should hire the show’s wardrobe folks as her stylists…and their hair & makeup too. plus whoever that cute guy is; he looks like an improvement over the douchebags she dates. hell, she should just make her whole life that show. if she can stay in character all the time, everything would be golden.
James | March 24, 2008 at 12:28 pm
What is the website for this auction?
Timba-lake | March 24, 2008 at 1:22 pm
She almost looks doable. Maybe I ought to tap that again.
gotmilk? | March 24, 2008 at 1:31 pm
isn’t Juicy Couture for overprivileged 15 year old whores & their whore moms?
dude_on_a_wire | March 24, 2008 at 1:33 pm
Making her seem normal by adhering to a script is genius. It may be construed by those who defend the challenged that there is some degree of exploitation, by making her appear normal.
I would suggest that she doesn’t mind and it brings a smile to her face. — And she isn’t in the parking lot flashing victory to men with cameras.
Trover | March 24, 2008 at 2:09 pm
I bet the dress was Lewinsky’d on a few times. Brit is a who-bag.
bakinmycake | March 24, 2008 at 3:43 pm
I’d eat that creampie……
Randal | March 24, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Well, this is one small step for Britney and it’s great to see her finally getting her dues once again. She’ll no doubt fit in very well on stage as she’s used to it from her early years of being on TV. That fact she’s taking the time to auction her clothes for charity is yet another gold star on her shoulder of many.
We need more thoughtful people like that in the world.
Loving ya more each day Brit! xoxo
Randal
redsonja1313 | March 24, 2008 at 3:54 pm
Of course auction off the only outfits you actually look good in !!! Yet another brillant “come back” stunt to back fire !!!!!!!!!!!!!
BarelyStearn | March 24, 2008 at 4:14 pm
I’ll open the bidding with $1 for that beaver pelt she’s wearing on her head…Going once, going twice, SOLD! To the blind man with no sense of smell who recreates The Alamo in his backyard…
BarelyStearn | March 24, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Actually I WOULD bid on this stuff were it not for the fact that I already spent my kids’ and grandkids’ future college funds on the auction for an official Britney goes batshit umbrella…
Damn it man…damn it.
Alright! | March 24, 2008 at 4:24 pm
#23 — You are an inbred, hollywood brownnosing twat louse.
Everyone in Hollywood is fabulous, eh? First, I have to read your shit stain of a post about Pamela Anderson, and now this inane crap. You’re supposed to be mean and spiteful. Don’t you realize that you’re supposed to blame the stars for the fact that you’re eggplant-shaped, that you live in a trailer with your nine cats, and because you have to pay for sex.
I’m just screwing with you, except for the part about you being a brownnosing twat louse. That remains true.
Kimberly | March 24, 2008 at 4:59 pm
I remember when this sort of news was exciting and relevant…. Oh my have the times changed.
licky | March 24, 2008 at 8:30 pm
panties for sale?
Kristy | March 24, 2008 at 8:31 pm
Hey Mr. Fish, a white wizard would never wield a battle axe, what were you thinking!
Bob Loblaw | March 24, 2008 at 8:50 pm
Do you get the underwear too?
Oh yeah.. she doesn’t wear any.
Damn…
jason | March 24, 2008 at 10:20 pm
i saw her profil on a datin site wealthyloves. c o m . why?
does she want to make more friends?
Ted Mosby | March 25, 2008 at 12:08 am
Her acting was good. Then again it doesn’t take her much to play an unstable person.
No Name Girl | March 25, 2008 at 3:01 am
Wow! Some news! Check this out too-
http://www.newzity.com/2008/03/24/will-britney-have-a-better-life-on-tv/
Me One | March 25, 2008 at 6:55 am
Who would want her FUNKY CLOTHES????
Me One | March 25, 2008 at 7:03 am
Who would want her FUNKY CLOTHES????