Britney Spears returned to her hometown of Kentwood, Louisiana to attend Jamie Lynn’s baby shower this weekend. Relatives say Britney took to her old banjo like a cousin taking his mother in a haystack. E! News reports:
E! News has learned that mom and dad did all the cooking for the alcohol-free affair, which included fried chicken and chili.
Security was tight at Serenity, with police setting up a roadblock and checking IDs. By noon, only about 50 cars were allowed to enter, mostly filled with college-age men and women. There was no sign of Jamie Lynn’s baby daddy/fiancé, Casey Aldridge.
It should be noted that Jamie Lynn holds the record for being the oldest woman to get pregnant in the town of Kentwood. Ole Man Boggynuts was said to have commented: “It’s about time that spinster got some seed in her belly. Reckon it ain’t right t’wasn’t her kin, but y’alls gotta do what y’alls gotta do. Ding dang root toot tootily! I’s also the town doctor.” For those of you who think I’m just perpetuating a horrible caricature of the South, I literally did travel to Britney’s town for this interview. I’m still here right now typing from my, what the locals call, “Magic word machine that done got them nakey pics on them.” See? You can’t make this stuff up.
leave her alone. yeah she made a really stupid and dumb descision, but shes not the only one who did it. people should back off and give her some space. shes just like us. would u like everyone commenting on your life…if u do, great, but most normal people should leave her alone. Same with Britney.
Cut the crap on the Southern angle. It’s offensive and is nothing more than a generalization. Some of the more intelligent people I have ever met are from the South. Her lack of morals and judgement have nothing to do with regard to where she’s from, but rather how she has been parented. And by the way, most of the people living in the South aren’t even from there…. they migrate from other places. I wonder why? Perhaps becaues it’s warm, offers good quality of life, and the people are actually nice.
Chow!
Why is having sex such a dumb decision? It’s not, so what if she had sex, I’m sure she did use protection but some of us don’t get so lucky. And I think it’s great she didn’t get an abortion, you shitheads would be saying way worse shit if she did. If I was to get pregnant, I’d keep it.
And fuck, stop with the fucking South jokes. I’m from the North, but I realize how dumb it is to make fun of a different region. There’s classy people and trashy people everywhere. Yanks and rebs can both me classy and both me trashy. And they have fuckin sweet tea! Best drink on earth!
Coco… that’s so true and I have said it many times. There are trash/redneck people in all states and classy people all over, too. And yum, sweet tea.
#11 have you seen the movie Idiocracy? that is the exact beginning… it’s pretty funny.
Jamie is trying to make herself look at least as ugly and fat as Britney. Bad publicity is still publicity.
Yes, “Idiocracy” is eerily accurate. Go ‘way, ‘batin’.
“Ding Dang Root Toot Tootily!” is my new favorite thing to say. Seriously funny.
LOL it’s so fun seeing losers get so riled up!
Well she must have not used too much fucking protection, she’s got a “lump” in the front. And of COURSE she kept it, she had no choice. If she’d have got rid of it, she’d have ruined Disney’s “family image”, by being labled a “baby killer”, lol, of course she ended up ruining that anyways..not to mention being a horrible “role model” for dumb chics that gap their legs open too young, and end up getting pregnant then go out and kill their babies. All I have to say is…I’m glad the bitch was WHITE.
Look at that girl in the background. Her eyes are zoomed into the massive bump she’s sporting. Seriously, that girl looks in total shock, I bet she ran away laughing at the ugly.
I *love* how fat and bitchy and uncomfortable she looks. I love the fattness most of all.
Vote for bootlips!
I have that shirt…its from the Gap lol.