Britney Spears attends Jamie Lynn’s baby shower

Britney Spears returned to her hometown of Kentwood, Louisiana to attend Jamie Lynn’s baby shower this weekend. Relatives say Britney took to her old banjo like a cousin taking his mother in a haystack. E! News reports:

E! News has learned that mom and dad did all the cooking for the alcohol-free affair, which included fried chicken and chili.
Security was tight at Serenity, with police setting up a roadblock and checking IDs. By noon, only about 50 cars were allowed to enter, mostly filled with college-age men and women. There was no sign of Jamie Lynn’s baby daddy/fiancé, Casey Aldridge.

It should be noted that Jamie Lynn holds the record for being the oldest woman to get pregnant in the town of Kentwood. Ole Man Boggynuts was said to have commented: “It’s about time that spinster got some seed in her belly. Reckon it ain’t right t’wasn’t her kin, but y’alls gotta do what y’alls gotta do. Ding dang root toot tootily! I’s also the town doctor.” For those of you who think I’m just perpetuating a horrible caricature of the South, I literally did travel to Britney’s town for this interview. I’m still here right now typing from my, what the locals call, “Magic word machine that done got them nakey pics on them.” See? You can’t make this stuff up.