Here’s the video first posted on X17online of Britney Spears flipping out yesterday and attacking a paparazzi’s SUV with an umbrella. She also allegedly hit a paparazzi on the back, but the video quality is so poor you could make up whatever story you wanted. You could film the inside of your closet for a minute and a half and you might end up with more shocking video.
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This is better than COPS.
Almost first!
Second, bitchez!!
Never frist. :/
OK, almost second, bitchez!!
heh
Wow… After watching that all I want to do is buy some petrol from Mobil and set fire to a Mr Potato Head doll.
She. Is. Fucking. Insane.
Good for her!!
I though Fish reported the other day that this happened outside of K-Fed’s house? What up wit dat?
Great video, except the pat where Shitney’s actually beating vehicles and people with the umbrella is dark so ya can’t see. I like the “fuck you! fuck yoursleves!” at the end, though – good stuff!
who can blame her? she prolly reads the superficial too…sees all the cunty things people say about her. then again, is there any excuse for this behavior?
#7 is seriously off his meds.
Oops! that comment I see now was deleted.. it was the #7 that was there before.
:)
#10 I get the same way after I buy some Girl Scout cookies and find out there’s only four cookies in the whole friggin’ box. I mean, Christ, I get more product per dollar from my meth dealer.
…I’m thinking out loud again, aren’t I? Mmmmm…cookies….
after watching again, i take it back. she has every right to be beyond pissed with crazy train rage. every move she makes is documented by people who make money off of her looking bad. they are lucky she doesn’t get some real non-weaponry like a lead Louis Vuitton bag. swing that around and fuck some pappaz up.
I would have beat the shit out of the paparazzi too, if I were her.
Sixteenth!!!!!
You know, she has gone crazy, no ifs, ands, or buts. And I’m tired of people saying “well, who can blame her with the photogs all around.” There are TONS of celebs who manage to keep out of the limelight, or — at least — out of the trash rags. But shaving your head and getting trailor park tattoos and THEN whining “Why does everyone keep paying attention to me? Why won’t they leave me alone?!?!?” is Re-Tah-Ded.
Hell, stick with the rehab. Li Lo did it (kinda) and I think we may have gone a whole week without gossip on her.
when-oh-when is the headline we REALLY want to see going to be written:
“Britney Spears Abducted By Aliens, Spacecraft Shot Down By F-18′s, Crash Lands At 15000 MPH In Chinese Nuclear Bomb Testing Area, All Remnants Vaporized By Blast”
let’s all pull a Richard Gere and meditate on this together
where there’s a will there’s some whey
PLEASE B. SPEARS DO SOMETHING THAT WILL CAUSE YOU TO VANISH OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH
She gave them EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANTED. TARD!
I wonder when they’re going to let us see her Swastika tattoo?
I bet Christina Aguileras jew husband is going to be pissed………..
Hey Britney and other celebs,
You want fame? Notoriety? Millions or in your case, tens of millions of dollars while you are still young?
We are citizens of this society are willing to grant this to you. We will adore you and will make you an icon. In exchange though, we will ask we be allowed to pursue you relentlessly, hound you in your most private moments, dissect your every move, and ultimately, perhaps drive you to suicide.
Do you and all the other celebs agree? Thanks. I knew you would.
^^
Are we starting up this shit again Maxi Pad?!
Oh and one more thing, Brit. LOSE SOME WEIGHT FATTY
I feel for her. I could not live that life.
oh yeah drugs should make you skinny! what a waste of many would-be slimming highs!
@ #17, Word. There are plenty of celebrities who are never in the news unless they’re promoting a project – Jodie Foster and Pierce Brosnan come to mind right away.
Her Vagesty mortgaged her privacy, oh…around the time she showed up on the Mickey Mouse club, and then she took out a second with that abortion of a reality show. Getting photographed w/o her undies multiple times, shaving her head and getting tatted in public when she could have had both done in the privacy of her own house….she sold her privacy outright. This bitch belongs to the world, and if she didn’t like it she’d disappear, just like Michael Jackson did. “Fuck you”? Fuck her.
If she only had hair, this wouldn’t look so funny/sad/silly/creepy.
She bald and dangerous.
@23.
Oh and one more thing, grow an identity….and a brain larger than the width of a paperclip.
#22 If I trolled you I’d be smart enough to stick to words of one syllable and then to really make it look like you I’d fuck up pretty much all of those. Don’t you ever “conversate” with anyone else here, you dumb DC skank?
Can anyone guess what her next headline will be.
look at her little run! what a strange combination of insanity and running like a girl.
@29. Oh, so its just a COINCIDENCE that you just so happen to pop up out of the blue then?
Sorry, is that too big of a word for you to comprehend? Whoops! Used a big word again.
DO
YOU
GET
IT?
@13 LMFAO … I’m with ya on the cookies, the pint-sized sidewalk pirates, they taste worse every year too.
Brit’s friend was driving away til Brit evidently told her to stop and come back. The moral? Never listen to a crazy skinhead dyke.
Even though she has the intellect of a gnat (and I’m sorry gnats but that’s how it is), and would be doing perms and color jobs at the loacal beauty parlor if her people hadn’t used the obscenely ridiculous pandering of the media to make her famous, I think she reacted normally.
She just looks insane because 1) she has lobotomy head (psst Brit, your new do doesn’t say “stability” to the divorce court judge); and 2) in an insane situation, the person who’s behaving sanely (in this case, Brintney, oddly enough) looks whacked.
#9 – this did happen outside K-fags house – I am sure there is a dumpster outside the gastation….
It was reported she did this outside K-Fed’s house. Just goes to show how the papparazzi/media will twist things just so the rest of us will find it juicy and entertaining. We are all spending our time tracking this shit down on the internet and then commenting on it?? wtf are we doing with our lives? at least Britney say what she wanted and did what it took to get her there. mean while we are all seeking out the bad in her and other celebs so we feel better about ourselves? wtf ever man. we all need to find better thigns to do with our time and energy.
She looks cool without the hair.
And I’d attack the paparazzi scum too.
Good for her! Go Britney!!
#36 Christie-Ann, why don’t you start now and leave? You’re doing this on every Brit thread and claiming you’re so upset that you’re gonna stop reading and do something with your life and then here you are again…do I go on the BS fansites and call her a car-bashing hair plucking cooch flashing loon? No, because there’s no point and her little fangirls would be upset. They need you over there, so run along now.
She’s so sued.
#32 No, assfats, I wait to comment until I’ve got something to say. Unlike you, you lip flapping DMZ break-taking conversating frothing at the mouth turd. Do YOU get it?
eh, yeah she’s crazy and all, but I have to say sometimes even I want to punch the pap’s in the face x.x Like when they’re pressing their cameras right into the car window and going snappitysnapsnap, damn, I’d hate that x.x
yes, yes, it’s part of the price of fame, but I can see it getting old very quickly. I mean it’s not like she’s at some red carpet event, she’s in her friggin car at night, stopping at a gas station x.x
Also… has anyone noticed.. that it’s been a few days since she’s shaved the head, and hair grows back quick. She is MAINTAININ it.
#35 – haha!!
I love how after saying “fuck you, fuck yourselves”, she prances away. It makes her look reallly tough.
#41 DMV=DMZ…HA – same goddamn thing in DC!!!
#36 I track it down and comment b/c its entertaining-like going out for drinks, dancing, a movie, etc. None of us here are truly vial-we are all just looking for a laugh..or two..or a million!
I have done things in my life that STILL make Britney look like a sweet little girl-imagine what people would think of us if we had the paparazzi reporting our every move!!!
I have to say, I like Buzz Cut Brit a whole fucking lot more than gash flash Brit.
hahaha, you’re an ass licker.
anyway,
How about the daffodil that shows his wounds from little Brit!
“I got beat up by a pop princess.” *cry/ spittle/cry*
In her present state of mind, watch Britney release the sex tape many of her fans have been dying for for years. When we finally get to see Brit doing the nasty, she looks like a bulldyke Sinead O’Connor fan with a penchant for glue-sniffing and poor hygiene. She’s so done even a homemade porn probably wouldn’t sell. In fact, looking the way she does, I doubt she could sell a parched fireman a glass of lemonade.
YUCK! Britney’s porn would be her rolling around in a bed covered in cheetos with a blow up doll wearing her wig. Sexy girl on blowupdollgirl action.