Britney Spears as Madonna: Chunky Style

March 4th, 2009 // 184 Comments

Britney Spears kicked off her Circus tour Tuesday night in New Orleans where she no doubt inspired Madonna to never eat solid foods for the rest of her life. Seriously, I feel like I’m at a truck stop strip joint, but somebody died and left a bunch of money for costumes, BMX bikes and the world’s strongest umbrella.

EDIT: Added a bunch more pics including whatever the hell this is.

Photos: Splash News, WENN

  1. KL

    Why is everyone dissecting he looks? She’s not a model; that’s not the most important part of her. She’s an entertainer. And in that case, there is some dissecting to do. Yes, she does look like a try-too-hard Madonna wannabe. But Madonna doesn’t lip-synch, she really dances, and she works overly hard to be a perfectionist. Britney has a ton of flashy sets, props and costumes, has lackluster dancing, utters almost no words of her own, and is engineered by everyone else around her. That’s what you can’t compare. Also, Madonna’s had 2 kids, and this is her at 27: http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk217/ELOIN_2008/ELOIN/lifeg.jpg. Eh, everyone’s different.

  2. K-Fed

    Why does she bother to wear a microphone when all she does is lip sync? And who actually does her singing for her? If you want to go watch a chick dance around to music, just go to a strip club. It’s cheaper and you’ll have a better time and might actually get laid and not screwed (for paying so much for tickets to watch a has been pop star lip sync).

    Still doesn’t have permanent custody of her own kids, but going on tour was more important than staying home and trying to become a normal mom. Fat talentless crazy loser is a waste of oxygen.

  3. You really like to spend your money on her, folks?
    YOU’RE STILL SURPRISED AMERICA IS BANKRUPT?

  4. pat

    I think she looks a lot better than Madonna.
    However, on stage I’d rather see musicians playing and singers singing, than watch someone dance around and change costumes while a bunch of records are playing..

  5. a hot girl

    if britney is fat then i am obese

    (ps – i am skinny)

  6. sin

    From how far off the deep end she was, plus having 2 boys, she looks great. Still a horrible singer, but looks good.
    Now for her to get naked and turn gay like Lindsay Lohan.

  7. Wowsers. It looks like her handlers dressed up a dancing monkey to sell concert tickets.

  8. lisaline

    FATTY TRASHY what a shame !!!

  9. Evangeline

    Are all of you for real?! I think she looks great, considering she’s had two kids and had a wacko period of time where she seemed to consume only fast food. She has lost PLENTY of weight. I think she looks good.

  10. duh!

    Everybody, just so you know, that “Jack Donaghy” was quoting 30 Rock. It’s from an episode when Jenna gets fat, but not that fat.

  11. M

    One minute it’s, “congrats Britney for getting back in shape!”
    Now: “oo looking chunky”
    I don’t get it.

  12. I was at the concert, and she looked great! And she danced really well…didn’t sing a word, though. I love her enough to not care. Ha.

  13. The Truth

    After seeing the pix of her being over while dressed as a cop-whore, I went blind and am now using a braille keyboard

    P.S. I went blind from furiously whacking off to that insane sexy ass

  14. I think she looks good–fit and healthy. I’d kill to look like that.

  15. Fit for Life

    Since most Americans are fat or as some like to say “a few extra pounds”; I am sure Brittney looks fit to them. But the minority of Americans that work out and are fit; we can tell Brittney needs to lose the extra fat on her thighs. I am short like Brittney and I never ever let my thighs get that big because I do not like to overeat. I hope Brittney continues to exercise and eat proper and perhaps she will get back into her top fit shape. She is almost there!

  16. Tabitha

    Brittney gains most of her weight on her lower half and this is why she had to get breast implants. Brittneys thighs will always be her problem spot. I should know, I have a shape like Brittney except I do not have breast implants.

  17. La Bella Vita

    she so looks like linda hogan ya’ll

  18. Um

    Why don’t you just admit you’re a big HOMO, and drop the entire facade that you are a guy who thinks girls are hot?
    Seriously. People know you’re a fag who only digs chicks with no ass and tits because they resemble boys.

  19. Jeff

    It is rare to see skinny chicks because most Americans are fat, so perhaps this is why people make a big deal over skinny and fit chicks. How hard is it to gain weight to get bigger tits, butt, hips, or thighs? Unfortunately it has become the American way to be fat or chunky and get praise over it.

  20. Size Six

    If that’s chunky, there’s no hope for me.

  21. jill

    Really? I think most people would take that over Madonna’s abused steroid self.

  22. McCartney Mu-SICK

    I’m sorry, but Paul McCartney was only good when he had John Lennon as a foil. Everything McCartney has done since the Beatles is absolute rubbish. I can’t stand his vapid lyrics and inane melodies. He is so boring, I want to dig my ears out with a spoon whenever I am forced to listen to “Band On The Run”. (or any of his other drivel) There was a REASON the band was running, Paul- to get the hell away from YOU!!!!
    Where are George and John when you need them?
    Please people, demand more from yourselves than listening to the lowest common denominators in music.

  23. SoTe

    hahah u r an ass! She is not chunky, she is looking fine! Go brit brit!!

  24. chupacabra

    This proves that 2 kids = not hot anymore.

  25. MAD

    i will still love you !!! come on britney, you are better than yesterday! go on !!

  26. sushi

    She fucking looks just like Jessica Simpson.

  27. moobs

    This shit is, and always has been, fucking retarded.

  28. hola

    Are you kidding me????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She looks really hot!!! Shame on the people that say she is fat you people have serious problems!

  29. HoneyBrown

    I’m not a fan of Spears but c’mon, people! She’s an attractive woman with a great figure! She looks better than she has in the past few years and STILL can’t catch a break. The women are jealous and the men are secretly jerking off to her current photos.

    Sure, her costume choices for her current tour are pretty damn tacky but give me a break — she’s fit and look great. Cut the gal some slack!

  30. Lauren

    ASSHOLE- Britney has the balls get back on stage and tour after the whole world was laughing at her… and you call her fat? She looks incredible… Leave her alone. BTW love how you dont post pictures of yourself.

  31. Jen

    She doesn’t look any worse than Lady Gaga does in her ridiculous outfits. I just don’t get why she has to look so slutty.

  32. Ashley

    You are douchbag. I hope you die.

  33. I didn’t realize Brook Hogan was touring.

  34. I really think that she is a victim of the situation involved in the entertainment business since I was a child. Built to be the best, then cut into pieces in the face of the world. I think she knows that looks like a prostitute at the circus.

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