Britney Spears as Madonna: Chunky Style

March 4th, 2009 // 185 Comments

Britney Spears kicked off her Circus tour Tuesday night in New Orleans where she no doubt inspired Madonna to never eat solid foods for the rest of her life. Seriously, I feel like I’m at a truck stop strip joint, but somebody died and left a bunch of money for costumes, BMX bikes and the world’s strongest umbrella.

EDIT: Added a bunch more pics including whatever the hell this is.

Photos: Splash News, WENN
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  1. advice

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  2. mikeock

    Are you saying she’s fat? Are you nuts or do you just like that half man/half scarecrow look on Madonna?

    Britney, your music blows but you’re crazy and hot and I’d tap that combo all night long.

  3. Zim

    She looks great…

  4. mejustme

    You have been looking at too many stick like women and now you have forgotten what a real woman should look like. Britney is not my favourite person in the world but she is not “chunky” she has curves, real women have curves. She has had two children and looks incredible despite that. Men like you cause eating disorders.

  5. MustangSally

    lucky for her high waist is back
    NO WAY she could pull off a bra-like top without one of those

    the fat stickin out of the waist on pic 3 is a nice touch aswell

    that´s brit, classy as always!

  6. Wow look at lawrence of Gayabia in pic #10…get a real job!

  7. ME!

    She is looking good to me. She’s going to lose a ton of weight dancing around every night, but she’ll never have freak-arms like Madonna, which is a good thing.

  8. farty mcshitface

    she’s pretty close to being in good shape. about another 5lbs and she will be in really solid condition. she’s doing much better than last year when she messed up the mtv awards. she really was fat then.

  9. KFC

    This is not fun for her anymore, the thrill is gone.
    Put a fork in her, she is done.

  10. Ashley

    She looks fantastic, and the show looks phenomenal.

    Congrats, Britney!

    We’re all rooting for you!

  11. Jeezy

    A bit thick, but looking alright these days…

  12. AnnaDraconida

    Thousands of people will pay money to see that… which is really, really fucking SAD.

  13. eehhhh….. I wouldnt say shes fat. Shes always been built like a cheerleader. Lots of muscle.

  14. bella

    honestly why don’t you stfu. you’re a blogger…… which means you were a serious loser in high school, obviously you’re still bitter.

  15. Apes in the White House

    Britney definately looks alot better than the First Monkey, Michelle Oboombox, pictured below:

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  16. Jen

    Are you kidding? She’s had two kids! She looks f-ing fantastic.

    Are you honestly saying that MADONNA is hotter than Britney? That is disgusting.

  17. greek fire

    Yeah I agree with someone else up here… you’ve been looking at Lindsey Lohan for too long. Brittney is in shape. She has a healthy figure….I mean sans all the cigarette smoking….I’d rather have a little girl look up to Brittney rather than Lindsey Lohan or Kate Moss…..

    I mean granted could she have picked some better more flattering costumes? Yes

    Would that be brittney? no.

    but please lets not support the idea that Brittney is chunky. I could see the argument for Jessica Simpson gaining weight from what she was before…for a long time…and because generally speaking Celebrities are paid to look good….Jessica could have hired someone to slap food from her hand all day if she really cared. But Brittney has worked her ass off from what she was to this…I’d change the title of this to ” Brittney wearing not so flattering costumes but looking healthy as ever”….or “Brittney’s message to Madonna: eat!”

  18. Anon

    4. mejustme

    even stick thin women are real women.
    Did you think they’re made out of paper mache?

    Women like you make the most beautiful women feel insecure and ugly.

    (probably because you are yourself and need to convince yourself you’re not by attacking others)

  19. Anna

    are you crazy? she looks fantastic! it’s comments like this that make america what it is today – a weight/food obsessed nation. it makes me sick to hear people call her chunky or comment about her fat hanging over her waistband. really? i’d like to see any of you get up on stage wearing those costumes and look HALF as fabulous as she does. i’m not even a huge britney fan, but it irritates me when people make comments about this. she looks GREAT. and yes, i agree with jen…she has TWO KIDS. get over yourself.

  20. Dee

    Chunky??? For real? Chunky? I just don’t get that…

  21. Let me straighten everything out, If the belly is flat, chunkiness is allowed, its a work of art…

  22. super-awesome face

    dur. im more concerned with comment #15 and as to why this is the first site i check when i wake up.

    as far as brittney is concerned, i think we can all just sit back and be grateful shes no longer dancing on stage with a frappuccino mustache and bits of her leftover cheeto and big mac dinner on her outfit (circa mtv music video awards 2007).

    hey ya’ll to that sister friend!

    she looks tubular.

  23. Dan Montana

    FAT

  24. tanya

    She’s not chunky at all. Her stomach is flat. She’s fit you moron.

  25. Dan Montana

    FAT

  26. Max Planck

    Hey, I didn’t know Britney could play air guitar. I bet her mother made her practice.

  27. Lisa

    Chunky? How so?

  28. Chelle

    Chunky? Geez. I think she looks fabulous, very fit and toned. We should all pray to be that “chunky”. Because if that’s what we’re calling fat these days, then Lindsay Lohan is the only thin person in the United States and Paris Hilton is a frigging whale.

  29. Jones

    I’d bang her over that pretentious munckin Hayden Panetierre any day.

    Britney may be a bit off, but crazy chicks are usually the best in bed.

  30. ishi-san

    She is not fat – just that her outfit is disgusting!

  31. ishi-san

    HAHA – in pic 12 she looks like Courtney Love

  32. Britney's Lard Ass

    She can’t sing, she can’t dance and she’s a fucking blob. Go look at the vids at Perez, the bitch is a lip-synching whale. I hope she strokes out on stage.

  33. le fag

    i think she looks great!

  34. ishi-san

    Why does she always have to be naked?????!!!! She is enforcing her nakedness on us all the time! PLEASE STOP!

  35. The F'n Jem'Hadar

    Thankfully that’s not really a bmx bike, or I’d be put off from riding forever.

  36. Person

    Girl looks good. Cop outfit not flattering. Army jacket not either. She’s slammin.

  37. Cameron

    Stfu. She looks pretty good for a woman who’s had two kids, and previously weighed 170 lbs.

    But I can’t say much about her music and choice of costumes. However, she is a performer and it’s a requirement of her job to entertain us with crazy gimmicks. So get your head out of your ass.

  38. Britney's Lard Ass

    Nevermind. Perez took the vids down with the comments bashing the no-talent blob. Guess he got his marching orders from the whale. There are some vids up at Youtube though.

  39. Average Girl

    She looks healthy. Posts like this are why women develop eating disorders.

  40. Deacon Jones

    (wringing hands) Bent over, wearing fishnets, my kind of woman…

    Legs look great on her, she always had nice legs

    Too bad her snatch looks like someone detonated an M-80 inside of it

  41. Newcastle

    She looks good. No she doesn’t look like a fucking cracked out hag a la Madonna, Lindsay Lohan, etc.

  42. Inky

    I think she looks hotter then 2 sheep stuffed in a wool sock

  43. Anon

    Why does having two kids mean anything?

    She can afford the best trainers, surgery to get back in shape.
    It happens all the time to hollywood types. In fact the time taken to get back to pre-pregnancy figure is taking weeks now.

    It’s not as if she has the kids with her taking up all her time stopping her from working out.

    Also I must agree with the women on here.
    She doesn’t look chunky. And I’m guessing they know.

    But what they should understand is we aren’t judging her by normal womens standards.
    She was once the sexiest woman on the planet (depending what poll you prefer) and had the figure that was the benchmark.
    But due to her own stupidity, continuing stupidity, she’s lost it.

    Sure she looks good, but not for her.

  44. Apes in my Whiteass

    @15 – I’m like a walking “come” from behind victory…….. seriously, I’ve had my ass plastered so many times it looks like cheap sheet rock now. Massa’? Quit gargling with that Listerine……….. it stings my nuts…………

  45. rachael

    I agree with the sentiment that you, superficial writer, cause eating disorders. I honestly think I’ll stop looking at this site now. she looks great, and madonna looks like a creepy, skeletal freak as you yourself have pointed out. and if britney spears is chunky, scarlett johannson is a total cow (she’s not).

    i hope you die of morbid obesity, you ass.

  46. Schadenfreudelicious

    I cant stand her, and she still dresses like trailer trash let loose with the Bedazzler…but she’s not fat…far from model perfect, but not fat…Madonna’s looks are far more terrifying that Britney’s

  47. hello

    Are you crazy? She looks amazing. Can you show us a picture of your body. I think you need to change the title of this. You are ridiculous.

  48. stel

    i agree with everyone else… the shit that you put on this site, the fat jokes about people with a normal weight and the bigoted comments about religion are sick. you need to stop spreading your twisted views of whats ‘normal’.

  49. obese nation

    i think it is sad, really sad, that so many people are trying to suggest that “healthy” means of larger sizes.

    i am sure half of those people have never heard of a continent called europe, but over there the AVERAGE woman – i’m not talking about cokeheads, or actresses, or athletes – is thinner than britney. and no, there has been no recent spike in deaths or illnesses in europe.

    so healthy does not mean big. and unless those women are not real, a REAL woman isn’t big, either.

    stop this bullshit.

    nobody is saying you need to be thinner, if you don’t want to. but please, don’t throw your self-justifying bullshit on others.

    thinner is possible, in a healthy way. and very, very real.

  50. B

    No, not fat…but she no longer has the sizzzlin’ hot teenager look; she has a mom body that’s been worked hard to get back into showcase shape.

    Speaking of which, don’t forget y’all that it’s her dad who put her out on the street looking like this. Way to earn ypur 16K Jamie! We can be s o proud.

    And to the music industry: thank you for presenting us this as an example of what we should be appreciating; I can hear the awards rolling in already. That old claptrap like David Bowie and Pink Floyd, or any newer talent that can actually compose and /or sing is just a bit of tosh. This here is what we should be counting as fine art, yep.

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