Britney Spears as Madonna: Chunky Style

Britney Spears kicked off her Circus tour Tuesday night in New Orleans where she no doubt inspired Madonna to never eat solid foods for the rest of her life. Seriously, I feel like I’m at a truck stop strip joint, but somebody died and left a bunch of money for costumes, BMX bikes and the world’s strongest umbrella.

EDIT: Added a bunch more pics including whatever the hell this is.

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