Britney Spears as Madonna: Chunky Style

The Superficial | March 4, 2009 - 12:14 am

Britney Spears kicked off her Circus tour Tuesday night in New Orleans where she no doubt inspired Madonna to never eat solid foods for the rest of her life. Seriously, I feel like I’m at a truck stop strip joint, but somebody died and left a bunch of money for costumes, BMX bikes and the world’s strongest umbrella.

EDIT: Added a bunch more pics including whatever the hell this is.

Photos: Splash News, WENN