Britney Spears turned 27 today and celebrated the occasion with a concert on Good Morning America. Her new CD Circus also launched today, and she performed the title track under a big top tent in front of an assload of fans (above). But let’s cut to the chase; where the hell did those abs come from? Since it’s Britney’s special day, I’m going to be a kind, chivalrous blogger and simply say I would totally eat breakfast off those things. – And maybe not even wear a helmet. Happy Birthday!
“Circus” (a.k.a. Abs Bonanza)
“Womanizer”
Photos: INFdaily.com
@ 45
Bill Clinton was the first black president you dumb ass, that’s old newz.
Hell, if I cant pull it off with my own people, I will just find some white folks that half ass know whats going on to pull it off for me. Ha Ha
You bought it, now wallow in it, and do not try to sell it to those who know better….
“Circus of Clowns” with the excitement of watching paint dry, at least they got the theme correct.
the blacks won’t be voting for Barrack next election since he promised to provide jobs. :0
Her dancing consists of walking around and doing a stripper aerobics DVD, barely. America loves a good comeback, but this is just pathetic.
#4 Yep! She has a good body but she still cant dance
A big day presented by a big site for a big pop queen!
I’ve been listening to your album all day Britney and I must say, Circus is a whirlwind of explosive sounds, hard beats and shimmering highs. Since your first single, your albums have topped one after the other, although Toxic is by far your best piece of work, Circus stands tall too!
We are no longer human. We are dancer.
Randal
Wow, she sure can…walk, I guess.
That was the most passive “dancing” I’ve ever seen. Walking around and occasionally throwing around a limb with all the passion of a tranquilized mental patient. Sad.
I worry about her. She needs more time off, out of the limelight, to get a life, a normal life.
Something’s missing and just not right. She just doesn’t look at peace.
Problem is her family is probably running out of money and they are doing all they can to bring her “big bucks” back.
Time will tell…
She looks great but I worry that shes not ready for all this exposure. she was in psychiatric care earlier this year. I really hope she can handle all this.
Yeah she looks hawt again. Looks Great. But she is still bat shit crazy on the inside. That ain’t gonna change ever. So she would be great for some casual sex, but not way in hell would you ever want a relationship with her. She is as loopy as a 3 dollar bill.
46- is right.
Rob you sound depressed, and you are obviously obsessed with Britney Spears. You should get out more.
I especially like how those pants she is now always wearing hide all of her stretch marks from popping out those two babies she gets to mess up. Bet even the tummy tuck she got didn;t take them all away.
Randal, hit me baby one more time with your witty posts.
Where’s mimi? Still on the short bus ride home from the special school?
Same stupid dance moves that she’s been doing for a decade. Utterly talent-free.
She looks like a FAS baby to me.
Fish, I can see though your stinky soul, you rat bastard.
Why does she wear a wraparound head microphone when she never, ever, ever, (as her own “people” have explained), sings “live”? What’s the point?
spray-paint flabs.
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” B i l l i o n a i r e p a l . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ?????????????????
FUCK ALL OF YOU I HOPE ALL OF YOU DIE
WHY OH WHY WONT YOU LEAVE BRIT AND AMY ALONE
YOU ARE MAKING ME INSANE
I HAVE TALKED TO GOD
DONT MAKE ME INVOKE SATAN YOU MISERABLE TWISTED SHIT EATING BABY FUCKING PSYCHOPATHS
DIE ALL OF YOU DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE
Good lord Britney is gross. What I see is a fat chick that has starved herself.
Still scarred up with tits pointing at her shoe-tops. Gross.
Abs doesn’t give you talent and judging by her “comeback” performance, she’s lacking what made her. It’s not her singing which is apparent that she lip sync but she’s wondering aimlessly and not dancing much like she used to. She lost her “spark”.
Same old tired routine with less and less dancing and more lip syncing. The “Circus” theme as been done before, please get your own ideas Britney!
her hands are freakishly small! they remind me of barbie… cant wait for her tour though
yeah, what IS with her lack of dancing?
I don’t understand why everyone hates her so much. If you have this bog of a problem don’t watch or listen to her. Obviously you like her enough to watch these things. She looks fantastic and I bet half of the assholes writing these comments probably can’t even see their toes. She looks great and she is still reaching number 1 on the charts. Get over it. Don’t like her? Well I suggest you find a new hobby rather watching someone you claim to hate and critiquing her.
she has crap music written for 12 years old and the personality of a twig.
I don’t understand why everyone hates her so much. If you have this big of a problem don’t watch or listen to her. Obviously you like her enough to watch these things. She looks fantastic and I bet half of the assholes writing these comments probably can’t even see their toes. She looks great and she is still reaching number 1 on the charts. Get over it. Don’t like her? Well I suggest you find a new hobby rather than watching someone you claim to hate and critiquing her.
she looks fine, she’s in decent shape… soft & girly… but no abs… just a relatively flat tummy.
It’s good to see the universe is back in order again. Banks are lending money. Gas prices are low. Britney Spears is hot.
shitney hot??not.she is a sick one.look at her eyes.she is medical.she is a mental disorder.my god.this is nothing sexy.she doesnt have the energy and sensuality.like madonna
she is shit now.hot madonna.shitney is a wannabe
Being mental and hot are not mutually exclusive. In fact, the two tend to go hand-in-hand when it comes to females.
Ok.. So She’s not singing… and not dancing… Oh yea, and not doing a live interview because she’s still nuts… GREAT COMEBACK!!!!
Ok.. So She’s not singing… and not dancing… Oh yea, and not doing a live interview because she’s still nuts… GREAT COMEBACK!!!!
It is really unbelievible america supplies credits to this………………SUBSTANCE.
THE RECESSION WILL BECOME MORE UNDERSTANDIBLE EVERY TIME SHE APPEARS, folks!!!
onmyradar… why would we find a new hobby, this IS our hobby duh. you should just go lay down before you have an aneurysm. and for the record it’s not about hate it’s about this site. it’s the whole fucking point you fool
Disagree with Obama, and you’re a racist. You hate black people if you disagree with Obama.
I FUCKING VOTED FOR HIM
I disagree with him running a campaign and giving speeches BASED on change, only to give us Hillary and her clowns. But this is racist to say.
Bill, Hillary, and Obama have some kind of pact going on and I’m just trying to figure out where the “666″ fits into all of this.
By the way, fuck anybody who brings children into the world and chooses money and good times over them.
She looks like that guy in America’s got talent, the guy that looks like her.
That guy looks more like her than she does. I’m not making sense, no wait, I am..
she looks really good.. but where’s the choreography?
@72 small hands – one of the signs of FAS (also: low IQ, bad judgement, lack of impulse control, among others)
I’m embarrassed for her.
I fell sorry for the dude in pic 7 who had his crotch up against hers…he thought it was a really good idea, at first…but now the itching just won’t stop…just like everyone who sat on a bar stool after her during her “Days Of The Naked Cootch”…just remember, that sweaty, greasy neck, all those strategically placed extensions and that circus of zits by her mouth and chin are all still there. Just who does she appeal to with this mindless crap? She’s dripping with bonafide cooties and what a FAT ASS. She’s less than mediocre and she doesn’t even care so long as she gets to strut around in rubber pants and pretend to have talent for all her mediocre fans.
i think she looks amazing… one thing at a time folks.
she is hardly going to be the confident woman she was years ago with everything that’s happened. she will get there.
she was once an amazing dancer and she will get that back because it’s inside her. people are expecting way too much from her all at once and i think she’s doing great. love ya brit. x