Britney Spears turned 27 today and celebrated the occasion with a concert on Good Morning America. Her new CD Circus also launched today, and she performed the title track under a big top tent in front of an assload of fans (above). But let’s cut to the chase; where the hell did those abs come from? Since it’s Britney’s special day, I’m going to be a kind, chivalrous blogger and simply say I would totally eat breakfast off those things. – And maybe not even wear a helmet. Happy Birthday!
“Circus” (a.k.a. Abs Bonanza)
“Womanizer”
Photos: INFdaily.com
nbabomb | December 2, 2008 at 11:26 am
getting back to milf status.
havoc | December 2, 2008 at 11:26 am
Good lighting…..
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Bob | December 2, 2008 at 11:27 am
hehe.. yeah… 30 minute abs…
She is looking much better though…
http://internetmiscellanea.blogspot.com/
raichu | December 2, 2008 at 11:29 am
i dont think she was really singing..
her abs may be back but she can’t dance like she used to!
raichu | December 2, 2008 at 11:29 am
i dont think she was really singing..
her abs may be back but she can’t dance like she used to!
Cuntychops | December 2, 2008 at 11:31 am
That’s quite a comeback from insane pussy-flashing bald lady to superhot number one artist. Hats off to the crazy bitch.
Jackson | December 2, 2008 at 11:32 am
She lost her tummy from not overeating and this is something Kim Kardaskank cannot control.
Denise | December 2, 2008 at 11:33 am
Her abs are brushed with tanning lotion so create the shadows that makes us think she has abs
It’s true, she can’t dance like she used to…
wow | December 2, 2008 at 11:35 am
get em’!
pointandlaugh | December 2, 2008 at 11:36 am
I gotta admit……I can’t believe I’m saying this……I’m impressed
Sarah | December 2, 2008 at 11:37 am
She’s actually performing her title track, though it starts as Womanizer.
Joe | December 2, 2008 at 11:39 am
she has mimed every performace she has made since the “comeback”
pathetic
Mr. Krinkle | December 2, 2008 at 11:41 am
Even with abs, she still can’t dance.
Mr. Krinkle | December 2, 2008 at 11:42 am
Oh, and those ‘abs’ are sprayed on
Wite Out | December 2, 2008 at 11:43 am
12
no, i think she is singing with the back track. She looks pretty cute too.
sheana | December 2, 2008 at 11:43 am
if she wants to reinvent herself, she’s really got to lose the boom mic – tacky 90′s accessory imo. just the same old brit. stuck back in time.
OJ's Mom | December 2, 2008 at 11:47 am
I must admit, I have fucked uglier chicks than her.
Recently.
calm down | December 2, 2008 at 11:50 am
bitter people are scared. 12 and 13 – I am willing to bet you aren’t a dancer
missywissy | December 2, 2008 at 11:53 am
Oh my god! Her lipsynching is so off the hook! I can’t believe how hot she looks after bringing two children into the world and losing rights to raising them herself! I just want to pump my fists in the air and yell “Go Britney!” everytime she mimes herself to her own self. Such will power she must have to have such a great body and even better hair extensions! I wonder if she got her ENTIRE body back into shape (nod, nod wink wink if you know what I mean) She really IS back, folks. Look how many magazine covers she is on the front of and she’s just so refreshing in a t-shirt or a man’s buttoned shirt. I believe every word she says about how “boring” she is because she’s always reading or watching tv.
Attention to all you fuckfaces who support Britney: GET A LIFE.
PS The end is coming. Britany is “back” and Obama is giving us the “change” from the Bush Administration to the Clinton administration. I love this country. I fucking love it.
Dawn | December 2, 2008 at 11:56 am
abs? where? yes she’s thinner, but there are no abs here. this is abs people:
http://www.tightabsfast.com/images/woman-six-pack-abs.jpg
DC | December 2, 2008 at 12:01 pm
she dances like shit now
DC | December 2, 2008 at 12:01 pm
she dances like shit now
FRIST!!! | December 2, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Her dancing is lame, she has lost her confidence, and that song sucks ass. If I have to hear ir one more time I swear I’m gonna hurt someone. Or I’m gonna hurt myself!!
well i say | December 2, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Dawn-
there is obvious definition ( spray or real i don’t know ) around her belly button.
six packs on females are disgusting.
She looks good, she is an entertainer. Lots of people can sing. Standing still and singing in a mic isn’t her thing.
Ambrose | December 2, 2008 at 12:12 pm
She is a shitty dancer. Welcome to the 90′s – stealing Janet’s and Michael’s moves. Can she even be a little bit creative here? Nice lip synching. Please, do the world a favor, kill yourself Brit Brit.
Rob | December 2, 2008 at 12:13 pm
God….I fucking HATE pop culture. Brittney sucks, madonna sucks, soon to be Americas top performer, Milley Cyrus sucks. Do you fucking idiots have something against people who actually sing their own songs?
Ted from LA | December 2, 2008 at 12:19 pm
What Rob said.
gotmilk? | December 2, 2008 at 12:21 pm
what’s with the mic? she’s not even singing.
big deal, she’s starved herself for the past week or so & did a zillion crunches. not impressed.
Bigheadmike | December 2, 2008 at 12:28 pm
She has come a long way!
mink | December 2, 2008 at 12:28 pm
ooh girl looks good. she still can’t perform, but maybe she’s taking one step at a time.
jlylec | December 2, 2008 at 12:30 pm
i always knew she’d be back…god i’d fuck her.
Jackson's throbbing hole | December 2, 2008 at 12:30 pm
Jackson, please kill yourself.
Trainwreck | December 2, 2008 at 12:35 pm
It’s great that she’s back and all but WHAT ABOUT THE KIDS? Does anyone realize that it doesn’t matter if she can sing and dance or not, but that there are 2 kids that really just have no mom?
Why be impressed and support someone who is putting herself before her children. They are the ones who are suffering, I refuse to support her or her shitty album until she takes some responsibility for her life.
trustmeimadoctor | December 2, 2008 at 12:38 pm
what #28 said.
i look better than her, and it’s not my f-ing job to.
She looks Average. With all the help she gets, I’d expect her to look extraordinary.
Fernanado Narcos | December 2, 2008 at 12:38 pm
She’s still got a trannie face,she can’t sing,she can’t dance,and she has trouble lipsynching.
America is the land of tasteless sheeple.
Rob | December 2, 2008 at 12:49 pm
Lip Synching is not performing just as Professional Wrestling isn’t really wrestling.
Fans of this type of “music” are pathetic.
mimi | December 2, 2008 at 12:49 pm
BITE BRIT’S BUTT!
Stop sucking up to BRITNEY FISH-ASS… you are SCUM!
SATAN | December 2, 2008 at 12:51 pm
paint-on abs no diggity
combustion8 | December 2, 2008 at 12:59 pm
that’s actually her pooch.
combustion8 | December 2, 2008 at 1:01 pm
that’s actually her pooch.
Run n Gun | December 2, 2008 at 1:05 pm
Ive got my fork and knife! Where’s her toilet bowl???
combustion8 | December 2, 2008 at 1:06 pm
was she ever a “good” dancer.. I think not.
friendlystoner | December 2, 2008 at 1:27 pm
couldnt care less if she`s not singing or that her dancing isnt all that.
SHE FUCKING HOT!!!! nuff said.
K | December 2, 2008 at 1:28 pm
she was a phenomenal dancer and indeed has never sang a song live. not even her hbo special which i did not order (maybe one slow song that was awful). that being said she looks like a tired, washed up artist. although she is back in shape she doesn’t have the va voom, so to speak, that she used to have. there is no confidence left in her. the fact that she gets paid to perform is beyond me, i could whoop her ass in dancing and singing. give it up britney.
Rick | December 2, 2008 at 1:30 pm
“PS The end is coming. Britany is “back” and Obama is giving us the “change” from the Bush Administration to the Clinton administration.”
Hey, I’m fine with going from total disaster of Bush to the peace and prosperity of Clinton. What, you don’t like that? Or is this just something about you hating blacks?
tis the season | December 2, 2008 at 1:39 pm
44- she did on Saturday night life.
What is worse than her fans are people who desperatley seek posst about her, to whine about how they hate her… and do it repeatedly…
they are the most pathetic, ugly, losers of all, that will never amount to anything
gotmilk? | December 2, 2008 at 1:41 pm
ok i actually watched about 2 minutes of the first video – HORRIBLE. she looks really awkward dancing, if that’s what you even want to call it. and what is even “Live” about this, other than her seizure-like dancing?
Ted from LA | December 2, 2008 at 2:00 pm
She’s no Elaine Bennis.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xi4O1yi6b0
K | December 2, 2008 at 2:14 pm
46. so are you calling me a pathetic, ugly loser and that i wont amount to anything? i feel bad and i am embarassed for her because at least she could perform back in the day, even if she wasn’t singing live which lets face it, was 99% of the time. and i strongly suggest not browsing these posts if it makes you that angry unless you aren’t going to bitch about it. and your theory about the people who desperately seek posts about her, i highly doubt it. if fish didn’t throw it in our faces i doubt we’d waste time looking for websites to bash her. and hey, maybe those people are out there but it’s better than rubbing one out in the privacy of my neighbors living room because i don’t have a dvd player. kthxbai.
Rob | December 2, 2008 at 2:18 pm
#46 You are a douche, kill yourself.
You are the pathetic one, grow up and listen to real music that people actually sing.