Britney Spears and Ryan Phillippe make out in bathrooms

May 25th, 2007 // 77 Comments
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The National Enquirer is claiming that Britney Spears and Ryan Phillippe hooked up in a bathroom at Les Deux last week. A source told the magazine that Ryan stopped by Britney’s table and “Britney had her arms around him.” She then allegedly followed Phillippe into the men’s room and, after getting worried, her bodyguards are said to have “busted in the door and found Britney and Ryan groping and kissing.”

I want to believe this is true, but I have serious problems believing Ryan Phillippe would make out with Britney Spears. Housetraining maybe, but not making out. It’s not like he’s getting Reese Witherspoon quality women anymore, but he’s still a few steps above farm animal.


  1. Master WooWoo

    Cruel Intentions & Crossroads. Both descriptions of their lives right now. But don’t bash Britney. Armpit hair is attractive to the opposite sex when you’re into Sasquatch.

  2. me0w

    he DOES look alot like Justin. He’s exactly her type. Hope he doesn’t break her heart.

  3. whatever I think that all of you are totally hating on mygirl Britney! She is cool, she just have to get her shit together, and then all you nutwipers will be back on her Tasels!

  4. Lynn Spears

    Fif,
    Making out with people in public places doesn’t make you a whore (not so classy? yes. seeking attention? probably), but this bathroom incident is a mere blip on the Spears Downfall Timeline. Keep praying for her comeback. And 12…I laughed so hard I spit out my wine. Priceless. Have fun…time for a night out! TGIF (and maybe I’ll have a public make out session… I am trying to be more like Brit!)

  5. Meg

    What frigging lunatic thinks Reese Witherspoon is “nasty”? She’s probably one of the more naturally beautiful, level-headed actresses left. Britney Spears? A “step up”? Someone needs to seriously consider a horse tranquilizer for the moron that even compares Britney to Reese. Reese is the epitomy of grace and stability. Britney is about as sexy as Al Roker’s hershey kiss nipples.

  6. therez not way this bitch
    had a nose job, look at that
    honker….

    as far as them in the bathroom,
    hez a piece of shit for cheating
    on Reese , I could expect anything
    with the piece of whore Brittney…

    God …she is so ugly…

  7. therez not way this bitch
    had a nose job, look at that
    honker….

    as far as them in the bathroom,
    hez a piece of shit for cheating
    on Reese , I could expect anything
    with the piece of whore Brittney…

    God …she is so ugly…

  8. jmp13

    thats not ryan. thats justin timberlake with pubes glued to his face.

    i remember back in the day people would kill for a chance to make out with britney spears. now people will kill to get out of her way.
    she looks like that dirty kid from peanuts. you know, charlie brown’s friend that had all the dirt revolving around him all the time.

  9. phil

    whats sad is that reese isnt that hot either. she is just as low class as ryan and britney. if you have ever heard an interview with her, she is not mature or sophisticated.

  10. rough daddy

    hey fifi? #54 shes @ a point of no return, shes getting older by the minute with 2 kids in tow, no one’s gonna be on her “tasels”, unless she transform herself like angelina jolie,, remember how a freaky she was?,,,whats a “tasels”anyway?

  11. jjb

    That is a five year old picture of Ryan he is hot as fuck and if you people can’t recognize that this story is total bullshit you should have your computers taken away.

  12. pupluv

    Leave Britney alone haters

  13. who ever is sayin dat britney ryan and reese are in the same boat should be assinated!!!!!I mean how culd u say dat? Reese is one of the most pretiest sophisticated best moms there is left in hollywood! oh an fifi let me tell u sumthin britney is one of the fatest, ugliest,and nastiest person in the free nation! ill betchya dat hoes got fumunda cheese and arm pitt piss! shows how much u no bout style or class!

  14. Erin

    Brittany, geez, what the hell happened to her? She used to be sooooo pretty and now my dogs ass looks better than her. She went to hell in a hand basket when she met k fed. She is so hickish and gross. Nobody in their right mind would kiss that ugly dog face. so if it is true, then ryan was so wasted, he probably woke up and thought,”i made out with a trailor trash washed up has been” i feel for him. That girl brought all of the trash talking and has been pro-filing on herself. She had the world in her hands and threw every bit of it away for what? A really shitty life, and embarrasement! i feel for those poor kids.

  15. polypam

    There was a time when Ryan Phillippe and Justin Timberlake were very similar looking. Nowaydays, Ryan is just the poor man’s version of Justin. So that explains it all here.

  16. becky

    Britney is fat white trailer trash.

  17. yea, we have those kindof
    whores in our town , too
    who like to have bathroom
    sex…talk about gross….

  18. Go Reese!

    I would just like to say Reese is like WAY FUCKING prettier than Brit. And as far as Ryan and britt Making out who cares cas shit happens when your fucked up! And I hope if Reese sees any of this shit she know she is way Sexier and Prettier than that nasty ass bitch!

  19. roman

    nowadays paris hilton to sexy

  20. Britney is a loser, face it bitch your career is over.
    Now Reese, she is so fine..she could teach this bitch a thing or two..its not her fault
    that ugly husband of Reese’s turned out to be such a whore like Britney.

    notice how Timberlake wants nothing to do with Britney, I don’t blame him..why would he want to go where K=fed has been…gross.

  21. Mylene

    she looks like christopher lloyd as uncle fester in the adams family, sorry, but she does

  22. MattLauer

    @56 “Britney is about as sexy as Al Roker’s hershey kiss nipples.”
    That right there is pure sexiness. Its driving me mad just picturing it. Dead sexy!

  23. Danyell

    Britney shpold be a shamed of her self. What kind of mother is she?Instead of being home taking care of her kids and spending time with them she is out partying and sucking dick in the mens bathroom.She is one nasty slut that dosen’t have no respect for herself or her children because she is not setting a good example 4 nobody!

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  25. Rosa_linda

    I DON’T BELIEVE IT SIMPLY…

  26. We can make a whole movie on all the men she has been linked to. Starting with her rehab romances right up to Ryan Phillippe. Wow thats like 5-6 guys in a few months!

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