Britney Spears and Paris Hilton have reportedly called it quits as friends. A source close to Britney says she hasn’t been seen with her “new best friend” Hilton since she made that post on her website apologizing to fans for her behavior. The source says:
“Britney has been told by her people that if she ever wants a comeback, she has to stay far away from Paris and start acting like an adult.”
You’d think Britney’s kids would’ve had something to do with her taking it easy, but turns out she’s just doing it for her career. Shocking news from the mother of the century. I haven’t even seen any shots of Jayden James Federline since his birth. Sure, maybe they’re protecting his privacy, but I suspect she misplaced him on one of her daily mayonnaise hunts. Britney probably hasn’t seen him for weeks because he’s stuck somewhere in the chimney.
bogue | December 14, 2006 at 8:26 am
Boom
sharkbite | December 14, 2006 at 8:26 am
i saw that coming!
http://scandalsnappers.com/
snot_rocket | December 14, 2006 at 8:27 am
or she left him in a cheetos bag somewhere
Pointandlaugh | December 14, 2006 at 8:28 am
I think it was the other way around…..Paris’ people told her that hanging out with Britney was staining PARIS’ reputation. So Paris had to dump Brit.
:)
www.rumorficial.com | December 14, 2006 at 8:29 am
Britney and paris again and again
http://rumorficial.com/
shanonorato | December 14, 2006 at 8:30 am
What a shame. I was hoping to hear about some disgusting, slimy lesbian action, but I guess that’s not going to happen now. Maybe now she’ll hook up with Hohan.
BarbadoSlim | December 14, 2006 at 8:32 am
Britney must have gotten tested…
There's a Surprise Inside | December 14, 2006 at 8:37 am
This story is completely false.
Paris and I made plans last night to head over to Brit’s house later this week to cheer her up after JR dumped her. We were going to bring her some flesh colored panties, more skirts (I mean belts) that are too short and overly patterned and some tangled hair extensions.
Nothing like a white trash party to get that girl a’smilin’!
Wampoon.com | December 14, 2006 at 8:38 am
Dang was hoping for a dual vag slip. All hope is loss.
http://wampoon.com
HolisticWisdomcom | December 14, 2006 at 8:39 am
What friendship? It seems that it was a partyship. Real friends could careless what anyone else thinks of the relationship, this was simply someone to party with for both of them.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
crabbie | December 14, 2006 at 8:39 am
Thanks for the memories Paris and Brit. And the smells too.
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
HollywoodSnark | December 14, 2006 at 8:39 am
yeah, like no one saw that coming…paris hilton can’t even keep an engagement going for a couple months. Friendships? ha!
http://hollywoodsnark.com
jrzmommy | December 14, 2006 at 8:41 am
Great. Now if we could only get her “people” to tell her to go live in a cave and never show her face again, the world would be a happier place.
superficially | December 14, 2006 at 8:42 am
I bet my last dollar that Britney will ‘premier’ Jayden when her CD is due for release…to kinda show the world that she’s a family-oriented gal….
Niki_Jacob | December 14, 2006 at 8:45 am
Act like an Adult…….. Do we really care? I mean is it “Adult” of us to REALLY give two shitz? Humph maybe just one right, it must be since it’s news!?!
There's a Surprise Inside | December 14, 2006 at 8:46 am
Family oriented?!
First: Those words contain too many syllables for Britney to even consider saying it let alone suggesting she embodies it.
Second: Hahah, Yeah right!
Rich From Your Home | December 14, 2006 at 8:47 am
Well, it was good while it lasted. I’m not sure whether to hope Britney makes a successfull comeback or that she crashes and burns in a wreckage of white trashiness. Meh, it will be entertaining either way I guess.
http://www.richfromyourhome.com
There's a Surprise Inside | December 14, 2006 at 8:55 am
I love the TV show ‘Scrubs’.
323Lurve | December 14, 2006 at 8:59 am
“taking it easy”?! dude, she was at element AGAIN on tuesday
There's a Surprise Inside | December 14, 2006 at 9:05 am
Yeah!
Jenster | December 14, 2006 at 9:06 am
so does that mean I can fill out an app
to become one of Paris’s new sidekicks?
Richies in the pokey and brits working on
her “career”—-which is bullshit btw, i betcha they were gonna take the kids away
from her—werent they just at her house again?
Not from the CIA | December 14, 2006 at 9:11 am
The truth: Britney can’t be around Paris right now because she kept having nightmares about Paris’ droopy-ass eyelid. That shit creeps me out.
http://www.papparelli.com/war
BarbadoSlim | December 14, 2006 at 9:20 am
Update:
Contrary to published reports, sources inside L.A. county lock-up want to make clear that until the existence of a “Nicole Richie” has been confirmed, her potential value in cigarettes cannot be established. Gangs fear that she might not make it past the high pressure shower and delousing procedure.
rmol100 | December 14, 2006 at 9:22 am
more britney news?
go away already!!!
dreamhypnotique | December 14, 2006 at 9:24 am
This is the classic case of slutty-assed twenty-five year old women competing with each other to see who can do the best impression of a slutty-assed fifteen year old girl trying to act like a slutty-assed twenty-five year old woman.
Tracy | December 14, 2006 at 9:25 am
Does this mean Paris doesn’t want to have a baby now?
BarbadoSlim | December 14, 2006 at 9:26 am
Fuck I posted in the wrong thread.
drugs are bad people.
kate | December 14, 2006 at 9:42 am
#17
I’m hoping for the latter. I’d love to see her crash and burn. She probably won’t though. Too many stupid teenage fans.
SonJaSpiCe | December 14, 2006 at 9:46 am
I’m just curious, what “friends” would be GOOD for Britney (because we all know friends are just a gateway to publicity). I mean, who is she going to start hanging around now? The Pope? I hear he’s very popular this time of year.
323Lurve | December 14, 2006 at 9:54 am
well, rosie has mentioned that she would love for brit to come live with her….haha. how funny would THAT be?!
BiGiTiGi | December 14, 2006 at 9:57 am
Why should we care?
http://sexy-celebs.blogspot.com/
There's a Surprise Inside | December 14, 2006 at 10:09 am
Eye heart BarbadoSlim.
RoseColoredGlasses | December 14, 2006 at 10:17 am
Why is it that in every Britney Spears photo I see, she looks completely possessed by the one whose number is 666……or……very f-ing cracked out!!
LoneWolf | December 14, 2006 at 10:20 am
“Britney has been told by her people that if she ever wants a comeback, she has to stay far away from Paris and start acting like an adult.”
It’s going to take a J-Lo-sized assload more than that for her to have a comeback. Terry Schiavo had a better chance of being resuscitated than does Her Vajesty’s career. Why? Overlook the way she’s turned anyone with an eighth of an ounce of intellect against her because of the way she’s conducted her life – the fact of the matter is that this little cumrag has no talent. Sinatra came back. Even that crackhead Whitney could come back. But Brit? Brit’s never going to have the career she once had. And for that, we’re all the better.
Alex | December 14, 2006 at 10:28 am
Paris was a tool. Tool was used and thrown back into toolbox. Waaaay, deep into the toolbox.
What you’ll start to see is Britney surround herself with music execs. It wouldn’t surprise me to see her with Scott Storch, next. This will obviously preface career taking off, again. Don’t think that just because Britney is not going to impress you, again, that it works the same way with youth. The entertainment industry is very clever.
86 | December 14, 2006 at 11:31 am
Britney got jealous of the Paris & Nicky shots. LOL
RichPort | December 14, 2006 at 11:34 am
Slim – Just remember: Drugs don’t get people I, people get people high.
Well that’s not entirely true… I’ve been known to get people high too…
RichPort | December 14, 2006 at 11:36 am
“…people I…”???
The weed is working very well, thank you.
DrunkBlogger | December 14, 2006 at 11:56 am
I can’t believe that. There is no way a fake relationship that lasted a week could be over!!!!! NOOOOO!!!!!! Say it ain’t so!!!
youtubekennyrogersroasters.com
Whammer Jammer | December 14, 2006 at 11:57 am
#34: “Her Vajesty”
That is classic!!
LL | December 14, 2006 at 12:16 pm
These people have the maturity of a twelve-year-old, announcing the people they’re not friends with anymore, like anyone gives a rat’s ass. Not to defend Paris, but I hope nobody’s buying this “Paris is a bad influence” bullshit. Unless Paris forcibly removed Britney’s underwear and refused to let her return to her children, this shit is all Britney. And though Britney’s manager and I guess K-Fed are probably hoping for Britney’s “comeback,” maybe she should, you know, take some time off from hanging out with skeevy people and, oh, I don’t know, spend time with her kids? The kids she claims are the most important thing in the world to her? She’s a dummy.
Spindoc | December 14, 2006 at 12:54 pm
#23 and #25
As for Paris and Brittany, Paris got what she wanted out of the relationship, she proved to the world that there is somebody more skanky out there. I’d say Paris 1 Britney 0.
wedgeone | December 14, 2006 at 1:00 pm
Well, after two weeks of using this blog for ragging on Brit like there was no tomorrow, she finally got wise, took our advice, and got away from Parasite. You can’t say that the people don’t have power. A toast to us all! Salud!
I am with the Fish and #41 on this one – her children should have been reason enough to clean her act up, not a career comeback. Let’s see how long her record label waits to get her back into the biz again, and if anyone mentions the photos of her Big-gina when that happens.
Even if the reason was all wrong, your action was the right one, Brit. Good job for doing the right thing for the second time in your life (the first being kicking K-Earl to the curb).
wedgeone | December 14, 2006 at 1:01 pm
{gulping down some Dom Perignon)
hic! Excuse me.
Skip Smith | December 14, 2006 at 1:23 pm
#41
>>”Unless Paris forcibly removed Britney’s underwear…”
That’s hot.
cole007 | December 14, 2006 at 2:20 pm
Her vajesty’s cuntry was in foul disrepair without her there to coo, woo, and coddle with curly fries.
The end!
HollywoodSnark | March 27, 2007 at 10:13 am
good for britney!