Britney Spears apparently swallowed her pride and agreed to have a parenting coach present while she visited her kids. Britney had been temporarily barred from the children, but things seem to be going smoothly now. People reports:
The singer on Saturday was spotted driving with her children in Studio City, Calif., in her white Mercedes convertible, which was decorated with pumpkins on the dashboard.
A presumed court-appointed monitor was seated in the front seat, with her sons in the rear.
That woman looks absolutely thrilled to be in the car with Britney. Besides fearing for her life, the parenting coach was also concerned with Britney’s public displays of her lady parts and its impact on the children. But then the coach made an amazing discovery: Britney Spears’ vagina can drive a car. I knew it! The first time I laid eyes on Britney’s cooch, I said to myself, “That thing can operate a vehicle.” Then I spent the rest of the night trying to get my nads to stop praying in Latin. She can’t get you here, little buddies. Wait, I smell a Chalupa – and anti-freeze! RUN!
I’m glad I’m not the only one fixated on what she’s wearing, because they story itself is incredibly boring
One train leaves Los Angeles on Track 47, traveling east, at 80 miles per hour. It is carrying a load of asbestos, depleted plutonium, liquid snot, seventeen box cars filled with used tampons, and the entrails of every cow ever slaughtered to make hamburgers for McDonalds. Another train leaves Chicago, also on Track 47, traveling west at 75 miles per hour. It is carrying a load of nuclear waste, PCBs, Danny Bonaduce, four hundred tons of chlorine gas, seven frappucino cars, and a 18 thousand cubic yards of fish by-product. Eventually the two trains collide. And still this does not equal the train wreck that is Britney Spears.
Her collagen enhanced lips make Brit look like she got punched in the mouth.
I’d like to punch her. For being such an asshole.
#51-I know, her outfits to me are worse than anyone she runs over.
Her makeup is currently one of the 7 wonders too….on that reality show she did (chaotic or something, chronic?;) they show her putting on TONS of layers of mascara and curling her eyelashes in between coats!! (I know for you boys that may or may not seem like anything, but to most females it’s bad. )
The only thing she ever seems not to butcher are her sunglasses, she’s been wearing cute aviators lately ,but I’m waiting for her to start sporting Oakleys or something..I’ts actually surprising she doesn’t wear white wraparound oakleys with fur..and stains
I vote for TT to be the Brit-kids babysitter. It will bring some much needed nrmalcy to their lives…
Hell yes.
Unless that parenting coach is also a driving instructor, this is all a waste of time. On that note, I suggest a three-way demolition derby with Britney, Lindsay and Paris. All three cars will be rigged with C4 and impact detonators.
Lindsay’s and Paris’ cars will be painted in Starbucks colors to attract Britney. To attract Lindsay, Britney’s car will have bags of coke taped to both sides and someone else’s fiance strapped to the roof. To attract Paris, Brit’s car will have a live Chihuahua holding a mirror as a hood ornament. First one killed is the winner. If the dog somehow survives, it can go to Ellen Degeneres’ hairdresser.
1. one boot has hair dye or some shit all over it..
2. the other on has a bleach stain.
3.her nails are hatrocious.
4.she buys shorts from vic.secret so why cant she buy undies also?
THIS is what Britney does for her visit with her kids??????????? Drives around from gas station to Starbucks back to gas station? Did her house get foreclosed on or something? Does she really live in her car? That would explain all the wrinkled granny outfits, the ONE pair of boots, the lack of personal hygiene…
nice duck lips by the way, Britney. Why is she even bothering with the cosmetic surgery crap? You’re done, Britney. Face it. You.are.done.
#42 Laughing my ass off…and yes I am going to use that one as my own. (The joke, not the hung -man..) Maybe I’lll turn it in to a blonde joke, I just love those..
Texas T which top lip do you think is bigger? The real one or the fake one on her mouth?
LOL #61,
Judging from her shorts, I’d say it isn’t the lip on her face.
LUKE if you’re going to honestly pray for someone, pray for her kids….
She has more money than the PTL club and the Save the Whoever But Give Me Money Club you see on TV. You know the guy with the handlebar ‘stache and the crying lady with blue hair?
I have a question: if you’re a religious person why are you reading posts on a site called “the superficial because you’re ugly?” Is it some assignment you’ve been given?
Word, TT
haha her life is just as pathetic as mine !
That shit would suck so hard to have to have some stranger evaluate you with your kids. I can’t wait for the “coach” release her book. How cool would it be for Britney to snort a line of coke off the dashboard in front of the parenting bitch, while flying down the 405 at eight miles-an hour?
@63 Blondamnation,
I was thinking the same thing. You don’t see sissies like me going to a religious site and posting transgender issues.
Might be the smartest decision Britney has made yet in 2007.
@60 Blondamnation…
it was a blonde joke originally, i love those, too!
Blondamnation and Sam,
Being blonde myself, I love a good blonde joke.
what the hell is she WEARING??? gahhhh
That parenting coach has a look on her face that says “That fucking judge, I’ll get him for this”.
How is she driving I thought she had no license, she didn’t get one because the papparatzi would had photo’s of her at the DMV. In my state (FLA) driving without one AFTER being caught is a FELONY
What’s with that shade of lipstick? She looks like she just blew the Globetrotters! I think she’s trying really hard to get in touch with her Ghetto-side
now and nail down a black dude. No white man with half a brain would dare play naked games with her now. Hey Brit, I hear Bobby Brown is available!
being a court-appointed parenting coach must be like paying your dues to get to another job, like a meter maid who wants to be a cop but instead he has to toddle around in that fucking tollbooth on wheels…
and whoever said Camilla Parker Bowles NAILED it..hahha she’s her American Twin
Food/drink spilled on self-check. Goofy look on face (ah nice lips btw)-check. Trashy, ill fitting clothes-check. I’m all set ya’ll!
She looks like a grandma trying to dress young and look “cute” but fails miserably.
Seriously, who gives a rat’s ass that Britney and parenting coach make rice? My wife makes it every coupla days and you don’t see me going on about it. Jeesh.
Uh…hellooooo, why not comment on her trout mouth. Am I the only one noticing her inflated upper lip? A parenting coach can’t help Brittany. That poor woman looks terrified. Who have you ever heard of having a parenting coach drive with anyone to visit their kids? Even Hasslehoff doesn’t have one – this is bad…bad
Britney is such a star and role model, it’s a great thing that 14 year old girls everywhere wanted to be like her and their moms were all too eager to support their “dreams” by buying this tramps “moo-sick” and movie(s) and pewfume.
LOL>
They financed this trainwreck all the way down the tracks because they saw what they wanted, rather than what really is… A trashy fraud just waiting to be exposed. Jokes on you!
I think that’s the most normal outfit she’s worn in a long time. I think it’s cute.
However, if she can fork over money for collagen, she should be able to afford a manicurist.
i so want to fuck this girl..
stop right now!
@ #82
Bob, it looks like the whole town just did!
I actually like Brit’s new lips…I always wondered why her pencil lips weren’t getting any attention. She probably got them injected with Restylane instead of Collagen since Collagen is very 80′s (think Melanie Griffith). Her bod is looking good again (especially the legs). She good be super hot again if she got some Restylane injections in her face (the folds) and worked on her upper arms and started wearing Beyonce wigs instead of those bad fugly extensions. She’s a pretty girl, so I think she could really work wonders if she focussed more on the hair, face, and upper arms.
S
Investigation Recommendations:
Britney needs to hire a cook to make her junk food all day long, and she also needs to hire a housekeeper to do her grocery shopping for: Little Debbies, Twinkies, Ben and Jerrys, Sara Lee, Hostess Snow Balls, Pop Tarts, etc. I would also recommend another assistant whose only job is to go and get Britney fresh coffee from Starbucks all day long. All of these food trips that she now makes — take up 3/4 of her day, and she has no time left for herself or her kids.
Still hate the bitch’s ears.
@ #81 my brother says the same thing LOL
she looks better here (minus the lips). hopefully she can keep it up.
WTF did she do to her lip?? She needs to sock her plastic surgeon in the eye. She probably had the guy at the counter at Starbucks pump her lip up like that. It’s hideous.
what is up with the huge stain on her right boot and those fake a** injected lips.
aren’t those her little sisters boots? her sister was wearing them in the pictures of her and her mom at the airport coming to visit brit brit.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE A HUMAN GARBAGE DISPOSAL !!!!!!
IN 6 MONTHS SHE’S GONNA END UP LOOKING LIKE KIRSTY ALLEY
Hey Brit, Napolean Dynamite called…he wants his damn moon boots back!
Hahahahaahahaaaaa……sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit!
Look at Shitney Sperms! Somebody punched the bitch in the mouth! Skank’s got fish lips now!
Now there’s no fucking difference between her coothie lips and the lips on her Zit-be-riddled face.
Well, at least she ain’t flashin’ her butt-fuckin’-ugly puss.
How is it she eats the way she eats and it looks like she is LOSING weight!? Does she eat and then poop it all out? Is she hitting the treadmill for two hours in the evening time? I know, she never sleeps, so her body is constantly using up calories and carbs. LOL. Her album drops very soon, so the record execs better have her kidnapped and quickly brainwashed into employing a team of stylists again: Hair, make up, wardrobe.
oh my god…! what happened to her???
what a fucking loser… her upper lip looks like a giant edema and the hell is she wearing??!! a blind hobo would do better than that and probably look a lot cleaner too. I wish K-Fed would pull a OJ Simpson and just put her out of her misery.
what the hell is on her shoe!? that looks so fucking sick……
look at those nails!!!
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