Britney Spears apparently swallowed her pride and agreed to have a parenting coach present while she visited her kids. Britney had been temporarily barred from the children, but things seem to be going smoothly now. People reports:
The singer on Saturday was spotted driving with her children in Studio City, Calif., in her white Mercedes convertible, which was decorated with pumpkins on the dashboard.
A presumed court-appointed monitor was seated in the front seat, with her sons in the rear.
That woman looks absolutely thrilled to be in the car with Britney. Besides fearing for her life, the parenting coach was also concerned with Britney’s public displays of her lady parts and its impact on the children. But then the coach made an amazing discovery: Britney Spears’ vagina can drive a car. I knew it! The first time I laid eyes on Britney’s cooch, I said to myself, “That thing can operate a vehicle.” Then I spent the rest of the night trying to get my nads to stop praying in Latin. She can’t get you here, little buddies. Wait, I smell a Chalupa – and anti-freeze! RUN!
Tana | October 22, 2007 at 12:03 pm
You’d think that when the coach was with her this chick would have enough sense to stay home and not get behind the wheel of the very thing that has caused so much of her troubles – a car
* MISS UNIVERSE | October 22, 2007 at 12:03 pm
She is probably self conscious about all the cameras and flash bulbs following her every move. she is not used to that.
But also, Britneys mother should be the coach. That would be more realistic than some stranger
O. Fenby | October 22, 2007 at 12:04 pm
What’s with the lips? (The ones on her face, that is.)
MR PAPARAZZI | October 22, 2007 at 12:06 pm
first first totally first
KITTY! | October 22, 2007 at 12:06 pm
Her vagina can drive a car? And here I thought the only things it was good for was squirting out crotch fruit and menacing the public at large.
lola | October 22, 2007 at 12:07 pm
I completely and without a doubt find her repulsive…..
MR PAPARAZZI | October 22, 2007 at 12:07 pm
oh fuck it
Hacklerf | October 22, 2007 at 12:07 pm
shes had her lips done, facial ones that is
her face | October 22, 2007 at 12:08 pm
her legs are losing weight, but her face isn’t. her face used to be small and cute. the lips ( on face ) will look better when they calm down from the injections.
Delfe | October 22, 2007 at 12:10 pm
She just had lips injections….
MR PAPARAZZI | October 22, 2007 at 12:10 pm
coke bloat
luci | October 22, 2007 at 12:11 pm
what’s on her shoe? it looks like it fell out of her vagina.
Chef | October 22, 2007 at 12:11 pm
Can’t she eat or drink anything without spilling shit on her. LOOK AT HER BOOTS! What a fucking pig! She needs a parenting coach and an EATING COACH!
gotmilk? | October 22, 2007 at 12:12 pm
she looks ridiculous. i’m not sure which looks worse: her lips or the fact that a 26 year old is wearing Pink clothing from VS.
p.s. did she get hot fudge on her stupid pink boots or is that just period blood?
Sara, yeah. | October 22, 2007 at 12:13 pm
those lip injections look HORRIBLE.
gotmilk? | October 22, 2007 at 12:14 pm
i lost count of her chins in the 6th picture… i think it’s around ?
kpol | October 22, 2007 at 12:14 pm
@2
Her mother as a coach????????????????????????????? Are you basing this notion on what a crackerjack job Granny Spears did with Britney? After all, Britney does appear to be so well centered and level headed. Who wouldn’t want the 2 kids to grow up under the same tutelage.
V | October 22, 2007 at 12:14 pm
New boots. Worse than the old ones, if possible. I was wondering: does she wear them without socks? Man, the stink when she takes them off must be unbearable.
gotmilk? | October 22, 2007 at 12:15 pm
damnit 12, you beat me to that.
Texas Tranny | October 22, 2007 at 12:20 pm
Is it just me, or does it look like there is a penis in those pretty pink shorts?
MassGrrl | October 22, 2007 at 12:22 pm
OMG, she is such a fucking pig. Does she actually have a Coldstone Creamery ice cream in her hand?
Britney, you don’t *always* have to be eating something.
Frick | October 22, 2007 at 12:24 pm
hahaha, she’s trying to look like Angelina Jolie. Oh nice try Brit, or more like nice try Vagolina Spears.
kpol | October 22, 2007 at 12:24 pm
@20 – I think it belongs to Criss Angel.
ambidextroushandjob | October 22, 2007 at 12:25 pm
She looks like an unmade bed – one with dirty sheets.
Notice how she’s pulled the straps of her thong out of the top of her shorts to show everyone she’s wearing undies? You can’t be taught class like that, you have to be born with it.
hollyj | October 22, 2007 at 12:26 pm
Why does she have PINK baby shoes hanging on her mirror when she has two boys???
I HATE YOU BITCHES ! | October 22, 2007 at 12:26 pm
she finally showed us her new WORM upper lip. Britney why did you do it ? You had the cutest baby doll lips before !
Ript1&0 | October 22, 2007 at 12:27 pm
You fucking WISH Britney wanted to run you over!…. Something tells me it would be hella sticky though. Christ, does she ever stop eating???
PS = If her pussy is talented enough to drive a car, I’m sure it has other talents as well. Does it do comedy too?? Hire it to write for this site.
melly | October 22, 2007 at 12:28 pm
stupid lips, i hate her from now on, she looks super ugly
gotmilk? | October 22, 2007 at 12:32 pm
24, where are the thong straps? all i see is the band of her sweatshorts rolled over & the inside sticking out over the top. i need proof that she’s actually wearing underwear. i have a feeling she isn’t & the bagginess of those shorts combined with her getting out of cars is just a normal day in the life of this disgusting cow.
Texas Tranny | October 22, 2007 at 12:32 pm
@25 Holly
It’s because they are already gay.
gertie | October 22, 2007 at 12:33 pm
ugly dirty awful have a bath for goodness sake get in boots and all
Soy | October 22, 2007 at 12:37 pm
Good luck Lady!
first try to parent Brittny
gerard Vandenberg | October 22, 2007 at 12:40 pm
Britt, one fucking thing is for sure though. I’m getting quite horny when I see you so I’ll help myself: MASTURBATING IS NOT A CRIME!!
anyone have an answer? | October 22, 2007 at 12:42 pm
why is it that she can take the effort to get her lips injected, but not shower, wash dry and straighten her hair, or wear cute clean clothes that fat.
gerb | October 22, 2007 at 12:44 pm
britney spears and parenting coach make nice:………
elbow macaroni art?
dart board targets?
gerard Vandenberg | October 22, 2007 at 12:45 pm
Your upper lip from your mouth, NOT YOUR PUSSIE, is about three times bigger. HOW COME? Have you licked another girl’s pussie, who had HERPES!!
SNL | October 22, 2007 at 12:50 pm
Fred Armisen could definitely play #36.
miggs | October 22, 2007 at 12:52 pm
I think that’s Sarah Silverman’s arm in pic 6.
Luke | October 22, 2007 at 12:55 pm
Today, I pray for Britney Spears. Britney, I believe that God is giving you a chance to come to Him. Amid all your difficulties, God is watching over you. I pray that in a quiet place, that you seek Him and get to know Jesus Christ, the Son of God who died for your sins and my sins and all the sin once and for all. Jesus has risen from the dead. Jesus is the way for salvation and eternal life. Britney, God has given you so much talent. Use them wisely. How? Where do you get wisdom? God is the source of wisdom. Ask God, He will pour on you His wisdom as well as His grace on you too. God bless you, your children and your family. I pray all this in the powerful name of Jesus Christ. AMEN.
cashitin | October 22, 2007 at 12:55 pm
Forget what her feet smell like, what do you think that rotten vag juice on those stupid boots smells like?
Texas Tranny | October 22, 2007 at 12:57 pm
Luke,
I too, wish Britney would go to God.
A .38 slug in her right temple should do the trick.
Sam Hain | October 22, 2007 at 1:00 pm
Wow, she is hardly even fun anymore…
Luke though…
Did you hear that Britney went to the local church? She heard there was a guy hung like this (extends arms fully to either side).
ambidextroushandjob | October 22, 2007 at 1:00 pm
#29 I think you’re right, I only clicked on the first 2 photos before waves of nausea made me stop.
If I had to launder her crusty shorts I’d charge combat pay – no one not wearing a HazMat suit should have to come in contact with a biohazard like that.
Matthew | October 22, 2007 at 1:01 pm
stop giving her chance after chances she will screw this up like always
julyper | October 22, 2007 at 1:14 pm
S0, when Camila Parker Bowles became a Parenting Coach?
alex | October 22, 2007 at 1:18 pm
does this skank ever stay home and, I don’t know…. wash her hair or get her freakin’ nasty nails done? she could’ve just gotten a fridge cardboard box to sleep in for all the time she spends at home.
Auntie Kryst | October 22, 2007 at 1:20 pm
I wonder how much money this is costing LA County to provide for this retard?
Blondamnation | October 22, 2007 at 1:34 pm
“Today I’m going to wear that lace offthe shoulder see-through undershirt with stains on it, some victoria’s secret shorts, my neon pink purse and…
hmmm…what shoes can I add to this ensemble? Sandals? Nah! If I’m going to wear a tiny shirt and shorts I better wear boots! Wait!! I have those boots I spilled ink all over when I was writing that new song “Whitetrash looks pretty good from down here”. Oh thank god I have those boots. Nothing else would go with this outfit as well and my regular boots are stuck to the floor in my closet.”
Yeah | October 22, 2007 at 1:37 pm
So, when she got up that morning and got dressed, did she honestly think “hey, this is a good outfit, really cute, good job me” Because she’s repulsive alone, she doesn’t need those trailer park clothes to make it any worse.
And her chins are waaaaaaay out of control in picture 6. That’s nuts.
yeah | October 22, 2007 at 1:39 pm
# 25,
Why does she have baby shoes hanging from her mirror period?! It’s Britney Spears, God can’t even figure out this mess of a human.